Helena Hann-Basquiat dabbles in whatever she can get her hands into just to say that she has.
She's written cookbooks, ten volumes of horrible poetry that she bound herself in leather she tanned poorly from cows she raised herself, and then slaughtered because she was bored with farming.
Some people attribute the invention of the Ampersand to her, but she has never made that claim herself.
She was completely self-educated in a private institute in the Catskills where she majored in Pop Culture and Unpopular Music. She wrote her doctorate thesis on the films of John Hughes, and awarded herself a doctorate, though it's not generally recognized.
Most recently, Helena published Memoirs of a Dilettante Volume One, and is currently preparing Volume Two for publication.
Find more Helena at HelenaHB.com or follow her on Twitter @hhbasquiat