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The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes Kindle Edition

by Alice Winters (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.6 out of 5 stars 2,441 ratings
Jackson
Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine—or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right?

Wrong. We’ve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim’s body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.

Leland
I wasn’t involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn’t do that to Jackson—especially after I promised him that I wouldn’t take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I’m finally starting to learn that we’re stronger together, and I’m not going to jeopardize that.

Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Game’s on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that’s beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn’t my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)

This book contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named “Mr. Cleanyface,” a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson’s nemesis—the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland’s chest might explode.
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    The Hitman's Guide
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    September 26, 2019
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07Y6WL5LG
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 26, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.0 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 370 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Book 2 of 7 ‏ : ‎ The Hitman's Guide
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 out of 5 stars 2,441 ratings

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Alice Winters started writing stories as soon as she was old enough to turn her ideas into written words. She loves writing a variety of things from romance and comedy to action. She also enjoys reading, horseback riding, and spending time with her pets.

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Customers enjoy the book's humor, particularly its dialogue, and appreciate the unexpected plot twists and plenty of action. They love the characters, especially the dynamic duo of Leland and Jackson, and consider it a fantastic sequel. The pacing receives mixed reactions from customers.

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82 customers mention "Humor"76 positive6 negative

Customers find the book humorous, particularly appreciating the dialogue and comedic comments throughout the story.

"...I have never laughed so hard! Unfortunately I read the book in one day since I couldn’t put it down. Good thing there are more!..." Read more

"...Another fine story with lots of laughter! Thank you!" Read more

"...The first book was entertaining for sure but had a lot of moments between the couple and with the plot that just didn’t work...." Read more

"...Leland and Jackson are an amazing duo; they compliment each other so well...." Read more

44 customers mention "Storyline"44 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the storyline of the book, praising its interesting action sequences and unexpected plot twists.

"...Good thing there are more! Great chemistry between the characters, great action and great comedy." Read more

"Further adventures of our cast and crew, with lots of twists & turns! Love these guys, and as their crew get bigger, I know so will the adventures...." Read more

"...There was drama, new interesting characters, and even though there was a whole lot of ridiculous humor, there were also very heartfelt moments...." Read more

"...What can I say the story line is just genius...." Read more

36 customers mention "Character development"36 positive0 negative

Customers love the characters in the book, particularly Leland and Jackson, who are described as epic together, with one customer noting their fast-paced banter throughout the story.

"...Good thing there are more! Great chemistry between the characters, great action and great comedy." Read more

"Further adventures of our cast and crew, with lots of twists & turns! Love these guys, and as their crew get bigger, I know so will the adventures...." Read more

"...There was drama, new interesting characters, and even though there was a whole lot of ridiculous humor, there were also very heartfelt moments...." Read more

"...The side characters are amazing as well. I adore Henry and Jackson's whole crazy family...." Read more

36 customers mention "Readability"36 positive0 negative

Customers find the book highly readable, describing it as a fantastic sequel that's absolutely perfect.

"I never write reviews but This series is absolutely amazing!! I have never laughed so hard!..." Read more

"...The jokes and silly little voices of the characters are so wonderfully done...." Read more

"...Loved everything about it...." Read more

"...Michael Ferraiuolo did a fantastic job bringing this next stage of their story to life...." Read more

7 customers mention "Pacing"4 positive3 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the pacing of the book.

"The second book in the Hitman’s Guide series is just as fast paced, action-packed, and incredibly funny as the first book...." Read more

"...The ending chapters were very exciting, although dragged out a bit, and I was surprised at the conclusion...." Read more

"I can fly through book pretty quickly. I forgot how slowly I have to read Leland...." Read more

"I just love these guys! The story was a little slower in the beginning of this one, but things definitely picked up...." Read more

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5 out of 5 stars
So so funny.
What a brilliant 2nd book in this series and again Ms Winters has managed to hit the mark again. This book is absolutely brilliant and it makes you laugh from page 1 to the end and I loved the banter between Leland and Jackson. I cannot highly recommend this book enough but do yourself a favor and read book 1 first you will not be disappointed.
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  • Mysteria91
    5.0 out of 5 stars so funny!
    Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2025
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    I never write reviews but This series is absolutely amazing!! I have never laughed so hard! Unfortunately I read the book in one day since I couldn’t put it down. Good thing there are more! Great chemistry between the characters, great action and great comedy.
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars AWESOME!!!
    Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2025
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    Further adventures of our cast and crew, with lots of twists & turns! Love these guys, and as their crew get bigger, I know so will the adventures. Another fine story with lots of laughter!
    Thank you!
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  • Clara B
    4.0 out of 5 stars Much Better Than The First
    Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2024
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    I’m so glad I gave the second book in this series a shot! The first book was entertaining for sure but had a lot of moments between the couple and with the plot that just didn’t work. This book from the start proved why the two MCs fit so well together. Especially with their humor!

    Jackson in the last book said over and over how he would do anything for Leland but it was never really that apparent why he even cared about him so much. In this book you could immediately see how they compliment each other. Jackson was giving in to his humor and finally seemed more relaxed and like he could be his true self. Leland brings out his humor and makes him more care free. Whereas this book really showed how much Leland needs Jackson to ground him and help him when he’s overcome with emotions he doesn’t know how to handle. It was so nice to really be shown why these two work and not just be told over and over.

    The plot in this book was also much more entertaining and intriguing. There was drama, new interesting characters, and even though there was a whole lot of ridiculous humor, there were also very heartfelt moments.

    My one major complaint, Jackson’s mother is a character whose role in this series has been way overused. I’m so sick of hearing about her. She’s rude and unkind and still comes across super bigoted. I’m over it. Why any character is still wasting their time with her is beyond me. The next book better either make her character nicer and come to her senses or she better be kicked out of the family. I’m hoping for the second option.

    Tropes: Mystery and Suspense, Role Play, Ex Hitman / Private Investigator, Found Family
    Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4/5
    Spice: 🌶️ 1/5
    Relationship: MM
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  • Mayehm
    5.0 out of 5 stars My FAVORITE series
    Reviewed in the United States on October 19, 2020
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    I don't think I've talked enough about how much I love this series.

    Well, maybe I have but none of you reading can escape it.

    The first book in The Hitman's Guide series introduces readers to Leland and Jackson, a hitman and a PI who meet when their jobs overlap. Leland stalks - I mean, courts - Jackson before the two eventually fall in love. Book 2 continues their relationship with Leland now retired from hitmaning and working with Jackson at his detective agency. It's soon revealed that a copycat has taken Leland's old moniker and is killing people again. Someone from Leland's past is gunning for him, and they're willing to tear down everything he's built for himself in order to get to him.

    “You picked him,” Henry says. “You were literally faced with a deranged hitman and went ‘I think I’ll spend the rest of my life with that man there!’”

    Alice Winters is freaking hilarious. Yeah, after you've read some of her work you notice most of her stories follow a similar pattern (grumpy one falls for the sunshine one, someone will adopt a dog, there will be so many dick jokes it can feel like you're drowning in penises) but something always keeps me coming back for more. It also helps that she is one of the only writers who consistently makes me laugh!

    Leland and Jackson are an amazing duo; they compliment each other so well. Leland is so crazy and open and the perfect person to get Jackson out and enjoying life after spending so much of it in the closet. And Jackson always, without fail, being someone Leland can rely on for love and understanding regarding his past. They grow even closer through this book, and I honestly think they are the most solid of Winters' couples across all her stories.

    The side characters are amazing as well. I adore Henry and Jackson's whole crazy family. Cassel was a great addition too, and I really want to see how he adjusts to life now that he has a support network to keep him grounded.

    The plot has been improved upon from the last book. Where I'd felt a significant lull in the middle last time, this time it feels more solid with twists and surprises. The tension in some scenes was so thick I was giddy with excitement! And the audiobook was just *chef's kiss* perfect! If you ever have trouble getting through an Alice Winters book just listen to the audio version. The jokes and silly little voices of the characters are so wonderfully done. I'm constantly listening to them again and again because of how much they make me smile.

    I encourage everyone to read this series!
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars So Good!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 11, 2024
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    If you're looking for a romance with plenty of action, humour and sexy times then this series is for you!! Makes you want to gather up and hug the main characters....whilst also wanting to strangle them at times!
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Definitely more than five stars!!!
    Reviewed in India on October 15, 2019
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    I have never written a review or given a five stars to any book even if I loved it.....cause for me every book lacks something somewhere!!! But this book is just amazing!!! It has everything.....Romance, Humor, a little bit of angst, Craziness!!!! Oh my God Leland and Jackson are just so awesome!!! This book has no fault. You hear me! No Fault!!! Book one was amazing too....but the sequel....This book is so damn funny!!!!! I can hardly wait for book 3!! Plz God (here God means Alice Winters....in case you were wondering) plz....let there be a 3rd book.....I read this on Kindle unlimited but am sure as hell gonna buy this book....it needs to be bought! Please keep writing more Leland's and Jackson's adventure!!!
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  • Client Kindle
    5.0 out of 5 stars Aussi bon que le premier!
    Reviewed in France on November 1, 2019
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    Que dire de ce livre à part que j ai ri du début à la fin.
    L humour dont fait preuve l auteure est exceptionnel.
    Les échanges entre Jackson et Leland sont hilarants, les situations drôles, et même les personnages secondaires sont formidables.
    Livre à recommander à ceux qui veulent passer un bon moment 😀
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  • Aarym
    5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant!
    Reviewed in Brazil on May 28, 2020
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    I have never laughed so hard while reading a book! Leland is out of this world awesome. I love Jackson's love for him. I loved the action in both books. Loved how it was not obvious. Loved everything. 5 stars seems not enough!
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  • Joy o
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great read
    Reviewed in Germany on June 27, 2020
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    I looooove this book, was probably smiling or laughing the whole time i was reading this series, funny Characters, and she just mdkes you fall i love with them, i would so recommend this book, oh i love me some Alice Winters
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