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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot: (The Hitman's Guide 3) Kindle Edition

4.7 out of 5 stars 1,954 ratings

Leland
Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us… again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive—including and not limited to: ten Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear.

These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.

Jackson
When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when.

Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams and no one is going to stop me—especially with Leland by my side.

This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08HPKBX32
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (September 15, 2020)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 15, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.7 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 330 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B08HTL1CQY
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 1,954 ratings

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Alice Winters
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Alice Winters started writing stories as soon as she was old enough to turn her ideas into written words. She loves writing a variety of things from romance and comedy to action. She also enjoys reading, horseback riding, and spending time with her pets.

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Customers find the book hilarious and full of heartwarming moments, with an action-packed storyline that keeps them engaged. They appreciate the great characters, particularly the fun supporting ones, and praise the writing quality, with one noting the top-notch dialogue. Customers love the relationship between Jackson and Leland, making it a great addition to the Hitman's series.

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53 customers mention "Laughter level"50 positive3 negative

Customers find the book hilarious, with several mentioning it made them laugh out loud.

"...There are laughs galore, enough sweetness and love to cause Leland major suffering, and plenty of action, adventure, and suspense to keep your heart..." Read more

"I have no idea how it's done, but the author does an amazing job of entertaining, I can't wait to see what's next!!" Read more

"...The action, the romance, the humor, the fun side characters—all amazing, no complaints. (Gay Stephanie Plum?)" Read more

"...This is one of the funniest and sweetest series I have ever read. Yes, I said that even with all of the mayhem and gun worshiping in these stories...." Read more

38 customers mention "Romance"38 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the romance in the book, which is full of heartwarming moments and never dull.

"...There are laughs galore, enough sweetness and love to cause Leland major suffering, and plenty of action, adventure, and suspense to keep your heart..." Read more

"...Leland and Jackson (who has the patience of Job) are very good together..." Read more

"...The action, the romance, the humor, the fun side characters—all amazing, no complaints. (Gay Stephanie Plum?)" Read more

"...Alice Winters, creates stories that are entertaining yet have emotional underpinning that touched one's heart...." Read more

30 customers mention "Readability"30 positive0 negative

Customers find the book thoroughly enjoyable and consider it a great addition to the Hitman's series.

"...From the title alone I knew we were in for the good stuff, I just didn't know how good!..." Read more

"...Maybe Leland is just my type of humor, but truly, this series is really well done...." Read more

"...This is one of the funniest and sweetest series I have ever read. Yes, I said that even with all of the mayhem and gun worshiping in these stories...." Read more

"...reading everything the author has written, I can tell you this book 3 is amazing...." Read more

25 customers mention "Suspenseful plot"21 positive4 negative

Customers enjoy the suspenseful plot of the book, describing it as action-packed with a good main story and mystery.

"...major suffering, and plenty of action, adventure, and suspense to keep your heart pounding. And there may have even been a tear or 2 shed, as well...." Read more

"...The main story and mystery were quite good and the villain was a surprise and I will definitely keep reading the series but I wish the author would..." Read more

"...The action, the romance, the humor, the fun side characters—all amazing, no complaints. (Gay Stephanie Plum?)" Read more

"...As always, the complex and interesting plot, hilarious situations and the funny banter between the characters, (or between Leland and everyone else)..." Read more

12 customers mention "Character development"9 positive3 negative

Customers enjoy the characters in the book, particularly the fun supporting ones.

"...The action, the romance, the humor, the fun side characters—all amazing, no complaints. (Gay Stephanie Plum?)" Read more

"...They are multi-faceted characters that I don't want to say goodbye forever. I will miss them...." Read more

"...Then Leland just becomes ridiculously goofy and acts like a buffoon to the point I just keep putting this down and reading a different book...." Read more

"I loved this book, it was funny and fast paced, with great characters...." Read more

10 customers mention "Writing quality"8 positive2 negative

Customers praise the writing quality of the book, with one customer highlighting the excellent dialogue.

"This author is good at her writing and I'm a big fan of her other series Vampire Related Crimes...." Read more

"...It is always a pleasure to read such a well written and imaginative book." Read more

"...It is funny, well written and leaves you wanting more and more of Leland's antics. Let's hope this is not the last of this series." Read more

"...So much drama, so many snarks and sooo many bullets!" Read more

8 customers mention "Storytelling"8 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the storytelling in the book, with one customer noting it's a perfect enhancement to Alice Winters' incredible narrative style.

"...I will miss them. Author, Alice Winters, creates stories that are entertaining yet have emotional underpinning that touched one's heart...." Read more

"...With the help of their little team, they unravel the whole and why. Great story, loved little Mila. Looking forward to Cassel’s book." Read more

"...was the perfect enhancement to Alice Winters' incredible storytelling...." Read more

"I’m not even kidding. One of the greatest gifts of Alice Winter’s writing is her characterization and dialogue...." Read more

5 customers mention "Adventure"5 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the adventure in the book, particularly appreciating the relationship between Jackson and Leland.

"...and love to cause Leland major suffering, and plenty of action, adventure, and suspense to keep your heart pounding...." Read more

"...Similar to my feelings on book 1. I also continue to love Jackson and Leland's relationship." Read more

"I absolutely LOVE Leland and Jackson! This book has everything in it! Love, suspense and so much sense of humor! Had me laughter out loud!..." Read more

"I love the story of Leland and Jackson their love for each other is epic and who couldn’t love Leland thanks for a great read" Read more

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  • Reviewed in the United States on September 15, 2020
    Alice Winters has done it again! Just when I think I can't love Leland and Jackson more than I already do, she gives us this, The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot. From the title alone I knew we were in for the good stuff, I just didn't know how good!

    There are laughs galore, enough sweetness and love to cause Leland major suffering, and plenty of action, adventure, and suspense to keep your heart pounding. And there may have even been a tear or 2 shed, as well. This book was full of surprises, and one in particular might have actually been the highlight of this book for me- there were some literal laugh out loud moments for sure!

    I think it's safe to say The Hitman's Guide #3 is my favorite of the series so far. I love how much these 2 love each other, so much! I adore the way Leland would do absolutely anything to keep Jackson safe, and we really get to see that in this book. And Jackson would do anything for Leland as well. It makes my chest feel all tingly when I read the parts where they're thinking about each other. This book has everything we've come to love about these characters, on just a deeper level. I don't think I'll ever get tired of reading about Leland, Jackson, Henry, Cassell, and even Jerebear. I don't know what's in store next, but I will be here for it!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2025
    I have no idea how it's done, but the author does an amazing job of entertaining, I can't wait to see what's next!!
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2020
    This author is good at her writing and I'm a big fan of her other series Vampire Related Crimes. I am actually a fan of this series as well and I wanted to give this a five star, but I"m getting tired of Leland's over the top silliness. The back story the author has given him would definitely be the source of insecurity for anyone, but half of the time his comebacks and banter don't make a lot of sense and can be quite cruel, even to Jackson. I hate the way he treats Henry (after all in his very early career he did kill Henry's friend by mistake). Leland and Jackson (who has the patience of Job) are very good together (you would think the insecurity would lessen since their relationship is solid) and, when Jackson was shot, Leland's terror and grief seemed very real. I like Leland best when he IS real. The stupid one liners are wearing and I skip over much of them. The main story and mystery were quite good and the villain was a surprise and I will definitely keep reading the series but I wish the author would tone it down a bit so the books are more comfortable to read.
    10 people found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2023
    I’ve noticed in some series by Alice Winters, the level of ridiculousness and absurdity is so inappropriately placed, with so many filler and fluff scenes, that it becomes boring and annoying and I skim. In this series, I genuinely laughed so hard I cried multiple times and had to pause to breathe. Maybe Leland is just my type of humor, but truly, this series is really well done. The action, the romance, the humor, the fun side characters—all amazing, no complaints. (Gay Stephanie Plum?)
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2020
    READ THIS SERIES IN ORDER! DO NOT START WITH THIS BOOK!

    There was a part of this book near the end that had me laughing so hard I could barely stop.

    I will review this series because I do not want to give anything away about this book. This is one of the funniest and sweetest series I have ever read. Yes, I said that even with all of the mayhem and gun worshiping in these stories. The characters are some of my favorites ever. I wish this was a cable series because that is the only way these characters could be as written. They are multi-faceted characters that I don't want to say goodbye forever. I will miss them.

    Author, Alice Winters, creates stories that are entertaining yet have emotional underpinning that touched one's heart. It is always a pleasure to read such a well written and imaginative book.
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2021
    After reading it so many times in KU, I finally got the opportunity to buy it, so I did it! After reading everything the author has written, I can tell you this book 3 is amazing. As always, the complex and interesting plot, hilarious situations and the funny banter between the characters, (or between Leland and everyone else) kept me at the edge of my seat the whole time. I enjoyed a lot the emotional story, full of heartwarming moments, in between action and danger and of course all the weird romance and kinky hot scenes between Leland and Jackson. What I love the most was how much Leland and Jackson love each other, and in this book this part became much more serious making me cry and sigh a lot because I was truly overwhelmed by the deeply feelings between them. I am without words, so I'll just finish my comment telling you... WOW! I can't wait for the next book in the series!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2021
    I honestly found this to be a hilarious book and probably my favorite out of the three. I am so happy that Leland and Jackson got their happy ending. There were so many moments that had me laughing so hard that no sound was coming. I think my favorite moments were the 10 dogs and Leland driving the golf cart. Jackson may seem pretty sane, but I think he can be just as crazy as Leland can be or Leland has influenced him enough to join him on the crazy but hilarious side. I am curious as to why Jeremy dislikes PI's so much. I also find Leland's nickname for him to be really cute. I also think Cassel and Jeremy will be a cute couple.
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2025
    They do it again. Didn't think I could love them any more, but I'm obsessed. This one might be my favorite so far.

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  • AS VERGNAUD
    5.0 out of 5 stars De nouvelles aventures
    Reviewed in France on October 20, 2020
    Ce tome est dans la continuité des 2 premiers et nous permet de suivre les aventures de Jackson et Leland à travers des poursuites en voiture, des fusillades et, comme toujours, beaucoup d'humour. Henry et Cassel sont également présents pour mon plus grand plaisir (j'espère que Cassel aura son propre roman). Et Cayenne a un nouveau copain.
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  • Aarym
    5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun
    Reviewed in Brazil on September 16, 2020
    How I missed these two!!! This book is full of action and crazy moments and this crazy couple with their crazy wedding and such a sweet love. I can't wait for the next adventure!
  • colleen
    5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant ++++++
    Reviewed in Australia on September 21, 2020
    What more can I say about this brilliantly talented author Alice Winters. Again Alice has smashed this out of the park. Leland & Jackson are absolutely freaking awesome. The story is absolutely freaking awesome. The whole series is absolutely freaking awesome. Do Not miss out on the laughs, antics, action, more laughs and love. Absolutely brilliant. You need these guys in your life!!!
  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Leleand & Jackson are back!!!!!!
    Reviewed in India on September 17, 2020
    I usually read anything by Alice Winters, but being a huge fan of her books and especially of Hitman's Guide series...I was damn excited to read the third installment. It. Did. Not. Disappoint. I just love how crazy Leland gets and how much he loved Jackson and Jackson too is equally in love with him. I hope there will be a 4th one and if we can get Cassel and Jeremy's story, it would be cherry on the top of the cake!
  • M86
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 1, 2021
    The emotions in the first part of the book are heart wrenching. You truly feel the emotions the characters go through.
    Jackson and Leland are such and awesome duo. There’s such action and then humour it gives you a real ride.

    With Alice’s writing and Michael’s performance and delivery it really is a winning combination Alice has such a wicked sense of humour. You never know what she’s going to have her characters say next. Michael is able to have such distinct different voices for each of the characters it is really incredible.
    What I especially love is how Alice makes up new word. “Horrigusted”

    This was a brilliant edition to the series. The mischief and mayhem that happens to these characters keep you on the edge of your seat.

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