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Twisted: Tainted Tales Kindle Edition

4.1 out of 5 stars 212 ratings

“Janine Pipe’s first collection made me an instant fan. A stellar debut!” – Brian Keene"Sidle on up to Janine Pipe's debut horror buffet. There's enough here to gorge on to satisfy every bloody appetite. So many wicked delights!" Hunter Shea, author of Misfits and Bigfoot in the Bronx. An abandoned house. A locked desk drawer full of old papers. And an 80’s mix tape?Jill is tasked with seeking out any legal documents from the property.What she discovers, transports her into a world of nightmares, ranging from the macabre to the downright chilling. Jill knows she has to share the stories she’s uncovered …In Twisted: Tainted Tales, the Splatterpunk Award-nominee delivers creature features, supernatural urban legends, cannibalism and a few other surprises. Mixing flash fiction with short stories, these tales might be tainted and will be twisted.Includes foreword from the amazing Flame Tree Press author, Glenn Rolfe. "Full of bloodthirsty monsters and gory mayhem, this impressive debut collection is a must-read for any hardcore horror fan." - Tim Meyer, author of Malignant Summer and The Switch House“Like Grady Hendrix’s demented little sister, Janine Pipe takes us on a splattery pop culture joyride in a bitchin' Camaro on fire with a congealing pile of human viscera in the back seat. Hang on for the ride, and don’t ask any questions. Just go with it. You’ll have such a gory good time with her." - Kenzie Jennings, author of Reception and Red Station
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09272HJKW
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Pipe Screams Press
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  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 1, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.9 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 198 pages
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Janine Pipe
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Trading in a police badge, Janine is now a full-time writer and filmmaker, whilst also being a wife and mum. Influenced by the works of King from a young age, she uses her policing background to create authentic characters and action heavy scenes whilst also scaring the reader.

SAUSAGES - The Making of Dog Soldiers was just the start of her non-fiction work with Neil Marshall. Look out for The Making of The Descent.

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Customers find the book's stories engaging, with one review highlighting its non-splatterpunk style and another noting how each tale has its own tone. The writing is superb, and customers describe it as an entertaining and hilarious read. They appreciate the music collection, with one mentioning the cool Spotify playlist at the end, and one review noting the incredible offering of author voices.

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Customers enjoy the stories in the book, with one review highlighting its gothic folk horror style, and another noting how each tale has its own unique tone.

"...Each story delivers what it should: action, gore, crippling fear, paranoia, spooks, and anything and everything in between depending on the story...." Read more

"...This collection is a smorgasbord of horror, with something for everyone. Each tale has its own tone, unique characters, and surprise twists...." Read more

"...The stories were fantastic, each one a miniature masterpiece within the few pages allotted to it and the horror ramped up to max...." Read more

"...5. The other stories were good and enjoyable to read, but they usually had one of two faults: they sounded like something I read before, or they..." Read more

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Customers find the book entertaining, describing it as a folksy good time and a hilarious ride.

"...WHEN DOVES CRY: A folksy good time. As a period piece it sticks out a bit, but still a ton of fun...." Read more

"...are loud and bloody, and there's even comedy, but they are all entertaining as hell!..." Read more

"...5. The other stories were good and enjoyable to read, but they usually had one of two faults: they sounded like something I read before, or they..." Read more

"...I enjoyed most of the book and recommend it to any horror fan." Read more

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Customers appreciate the book's concept, with one describing it as an amazing debut collection.

"...Janine Pipe used a brilliant idea in laying out her collection like an 80’s mix tape...." Read more

"...Lots of variety, and the pairing of story with song titles is a great idea. I look forward to reading more from this author." Read more

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Customers enjoy the music collection in the book, with one mentioning the cool Spotify playlist at the end, and another noting that the chapters were themed around 80s songs.

"...A splattery, in-your-face, beast of a collection that I tore through much like some of the creatures shredded a few of the less fortunate characters..." Read more

"...I loved how the chapters were 80s songs and there's even a cool Spotify playlist at the end - one I will surely be adding!..." Read more

"...I don't know but Janine Pipe sure did it. This collection is a blast, with stories flowing together using a framework of a found..." Read more

"This is an awesome collection. The different stories provide diverse mixtures of horror and humor and life lessons...." Read more

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Customers praise the writing style of the book, with one noting that no words are wasted.

"...Janine's voice is very natural and full-steam ahead. There's no words wasted here, and as mentioned above, there's a few stories that I wish were..." Read more

"...'ve come across in horror movies, and her writing style makes it so easy to flip through these stories...." Read more

"...But Jack goes missing. Whatever could've happened?? Beautifully written, atmospheric, with such an empathetic main character, and what a twist......" Read more

"...Plenty of other sub genres as well. Her writing and prose are very smooth and refined. Janine Pipe is an Author to keep an eye on...." Read more

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Customers appreciate the voices in the book, with one noting the natural and authentic dialogue.

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"...The dialogue is inviting and authentic, the characters are very much relatable and/or a trope you've come across in horror movies, and her writing..." Read more

"...variety of stories available in these magazines, the incredible offering of author voices all on display, for me to read, to devour late at night..." Read more

A delightful romp through the mind of the extremely talented, Janine Pipe!
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A delightful romp through the mind of the extremely talented, Janine Pipe!
Just finished reading this delightful romp through the mind of the extremely talented, Janine Pipe! I had read her stories before in the women of horror anthologies published by Kandisha Press and loved them, so it was a no brainer to purchase this little ditty! As usual, she wows the reader with her creativity by presenting this collection as lost papers of a semi-famous author written as an 80s mixtape, complete with titles of 80s songs for each story. Since my partying days long, long, ago were in the 80s, I was drawn to that. But then again, who doesn’t love 80s music?! Each story is so well done and fires up the reader’s imagination and anticipation immediately upon entry. Many of them leave the reader wanting more, much in the same style as shorts by the illustrious, Stephen King. The collection is permeated with ghosts, legendary creatures, folklore; a buffet of all things horror. I also love that she put author notes at the end of each tale. I love getting a glimpse into the writer’s mind. And of course I’m drawn to her writing because much like me she is heavily influenced by the TV show, Supernatural. Janine Pipe with her awesome range when it comes to writing horror, is on her way to being a force to be reckoned with in the horror writing community. I give this anthology 5 stars!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2021
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    This book is a RIDE! A splattery, in-your-face, beast of a collection that I tore through much like some of the creatures shredded a few of the less fortunate characters in these stories. The tales go by quickly and left me wanting more!

    Before we go further, a disclosure. I count the author as a friend and this is the first review for a friend I've had to write. That said, I'm going to review this just like any other book because doing anything else wouldn't be fair.

    I wrote a little something about each story:

    FOOTSTEPS: I loved this award-nominated tale. There's an image at the end that I will think about any time I read a story featuring this particular type of menace.

    WHEN DOVES CRY: A folksy good time. As a period piece it sticks out a bit, but still a ton of fun.

    I WANT TO BREAK FREE: I liked the different perspectives in this story. Finding out what was actually happening was neat.

    MANEATER: Knowing Janine's background, this was a cool story to read. I hope we get to see more of Detective Kate Ramsey.

    ADDICTED TO LOVE: This one is sexy and has some teeth. Not like any other story in the collection. I liked it, but not as much as some of the others.

    SWEET CHILD O MINE: Loved this story. When kids say they see things, PAY ATTENTION!

    TAINTED LOVE: Twisty story about infatuation with a gut-punch for good measure.

    LOST IN THE SHADOWS: I haven't been to the drive-in in years, but we do have one close by. I really dug the setting and the Easter Eggs. There's a lot of names I recognize and the story was gross because I read it while hungry. That will make more sense after you read it.

    IT'S A SIN: One of the creepier stories in the collection and one of my favorites. I could read stories like this all day.

    LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD: Very different than the rest of stories in the collection, with a fun (if not frustrating) ending.

    RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL: Another one of my favorites. When it hits the fan in this story, it hits the fan and I loved every second of it!

    PARADISE CITY: Uhhh...wow, lol. Equal parts dark comedy and yikes. The Narnia reference killed me. Hormones are a hell of a thing. Not my favorite, but couldn't help but laugh at it.

    SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER: I actually wanted this story to be longer, but I also understand why the story ended the way it did. Make sure to read the story notes on this one!

    LIVING ON A PRAYER: This one would have made a hardcore episode of "Are You Afraid of The Dark?". Really liked this one.

    BONES OF BOARDED-UP BABY BODIES BEHIND THE BATH-PANEL: I think this one was my favorite? The ending totally and completely worked for me. Genuinely creeped out by this one.

    NOBODY'S FOOL: This story felt like the beginning of something. I wanted to know what happened after it ended!

    THEY: Feels like a bookend and a perfect way to end the collection. I loved this one too and one of the cooler werewolf stories I've ever read.

    Bonus points for the foreword by Glenn Rolfe (totally got me pumped) and the wonderful story notes!

    I had a blast with this collection. While not every story was a complete home run for me, I at least liked parts of every story and that goes a long way. Janine's voice is very natural and full-steam ahead. There's no words wasted here, and as mentioned above, there's a few stories that I wish were longer. TWISTED: TAINTED TALES is like a late-night Halloween party that refuses to turn the music down no matter how much the neighbors complain, and let's face it, they probably won't make it 'till morning anyways if they're in a Janine Pipe story.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2021
    Janine Pipe's debut collection, TWISTED: TAINTED TALES, slays on all levels! These stories are loaded with violence, blood, sex, and all the scary things you can think of. From hauntings to bloodthirsty creatures to stalkers and beyond, there is absolutely a story in here for every horror enthusiast. I actually really enjoyed every story, which is not always the case when it comes to collections. Each story delivers what it should: action, gore, crippling fear, paranoia, spooks, and anything and everything in between depending on the story. These are stories you want to share with your closest friends and wait for their reactions! Pipe is not afraid to be as vulgar or intense as she wants to be, using each story to rip through us like Freddy's glove or Leatherface's chainsaw. The dialogue is inviting and authentic, the characters are very much relatable and/or a trope you've come across in horror movies, and her writing style makes it so easy to flip through these stories. I loved how the chapters were 80s songs and there's even a cool Spotify playlist at the end - one I will surely be adding! I cannot WAIT for more from Janine Pipe!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2021
    I love Janine and her writing. I've previously read and enjoyed her stories in the Kandisha Press Women of Horror Anthologies, so of course I immediately bought this collection. And yes, I loved this as well! Horror fans, you'll want this in your library, I promise.

    I was familiar with a couple of these stories, having beta read 3 of them. I thought I knew what I was getting into--some nice folklore elements, supernatural creepiness, hauntings--but yeah, she goes way beyond that. This collection is a smorgasbord of horror, with something for everyone. Each tale has its own tone, unique characters, and surprise twists. Some are quiet and spooky, some are loud and bloody, and there's even comedy, but they are all entertaining as hell!

    While I loved some stories more than others, which happens with every collection, I truly feel they're all good. I want to mention a couple in particular, my absolute top picks:

    "Footsteps" - this was printed before, though it's my first time reading it, and it's already beloved enough by the community to be nominated for a Splatterpunk Award. Picture girls out in the wilderness, but something is drawn to them and begins hunting... I do not want to give away anything, but I loved this so much! Honestly, I'm glad another woman talked about this scenario cause I swear while on adventures in the wild, this exact fear has crossed my mind.

    "When Doves Cry" - short and sweet, brilliant gothic folk horror. It reads like a spooky story recounted by a fire, some local legend or fairy tale just unsettling enough to keep you looking over your shoulder when you're far from home and vulnerable.

    "Addicted to Love" - A pair of drunk partiers hook up, heading out for an unforgettable one-night stand. I kinda had a feeling about the twist, but that's a-okay. Still so fun watching the trap get set then snap shut!

    "Sweet Child O Mine" - A woman wants to return for a vacation to the farm she loved as a child, relive those happy times with her daughter. And omg...I might have gasped out loud at the end. Hit a little close to home given how my sisters and I used to pass the time on family vacations... but no spoilers!

    "It's a Sin" - Sam finally makes a friend, Jack. But Jack goes missing. Whatever could've happened?? Beautifully written, atmospheric, with such an empathetic main character, and what a twist... probably my favorite.

    "Running With The Devil" - Did I mention how much I love folk horror and ghost stories? Read about the legend of Trent Barrow. Follow a bunch of teens on Halloween night as they go to find out if it's real. Such a good story with a banging ending!

    "Paradise City" - All I will say is...so gross, but so hilarious. This story will not be for everyone, but we all need a dose of gross-out horror/humor every once in a while.

    "School's Out Forever" - Remember that scary place in your hometown, the place you weren't supposed to go? Well, in this town, it's the shut-down Barwick School For Boys, and 2 girls decide to trespass. Haunted goodness awaits!

    "Nobody's Fool" - This story was surprisingly touching. I really felt for Alex's parents. They love their son, but every night he has horrible nightmares which cripple him for years. But what if it's more than just a nightmare?? I would love to see this expanded into a larger story.

    "They" - I often enjoy a narrator that's not particularly likeable, especially in horror. Meet Sammy - he's kind of a bonehead, but he's got guts for sure. Him and his friends dare each other to explore a creepy tunnel. Can Sammy beat the record and win his chance at a kiss? We'll see!
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  • Abigail K. Ball
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great “twisted” anthology
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 4, 2021
    This collection well and truly lives up to its name - there’s some stuff in here that evokes the “ewwww!” response and others that make you think. Absolutely love the whole 80s vibe as quite frankly that was the best era for music and films!! I found myself smiling knowingly at all the little references to this great decade and enjoyed the trip down memory lane! My favourites were Footsteps, Lost in the Shadows, Living on a Prayer and They. There’s some wonderfully descriptive language in these tales and the author has the uncanny knack of painting a very vivid picture of the action taking place. Hopefully there’s more to come!!
  • Austrian Spencer
    4.0 out of 5 stars A gutsy Debut, that reads like a love letter to the 80's, and deservedly so.
    Reviewed in Germany on May 5, 2021
    Janine’s book is a collection of short stories. Seventeen short stories, to be exact, and honestly, they are a mixed bag. Janine has spent time and energy in forming the different stories into a coherent whole, through various techniques, some of which worked for me, some of which didn’t.

    The overlaid theme of the 80’s worked for me. It hit home (probably due to my familiarity with the era – yes, I was in a hospital bed for 4 of the 80’s years, but the culture of a bedridden teenager narrows down to books, and music and a lot of what Janine loved about the ’80s struck a chord with me. She has named all of the stories after 80’s songs, a tip of the hat to influences that shaped her, defined her, one assumes. I mean, they defined me too, so I get where a lot of the love here is coming from.

    There are multiple stories here with teenagers as the MCs. I think that’s probably down to Janine associating this to the 80’s – I can imagine she was herself a teenager at the time (or becoming one), so it’s not surprising that that repeats here. Is that me reading too much into it? I don’t think so – I was massively influenced by Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Jaws, Stephen Spielberg films – exactly the films I was able to watch at that time. I can’t imagine it otherwise for anyone else.

    To further connect the stories, Janine set up a storyline where a character finds “lost stories” from an author, and presents the stories to us, giving a quick introduction and hints to what you are about to read. I can say that, though it’s a clever idea, it didn’t work for me, but see what you think.

    Let’s look at the highlights:

    They

    The last short of the book feels like it’s been singled out. This is Janine at the top of her game, it’s a monster she sometimes associates with and is up-front on the cover. Werewolves are in trend, and this is a great short, well-written, the flow was great, peppered with teenage angst and concentrating on the small things that rock at that age – a kiss as a reward, for example. Great details, I loved this.

    Tainted Love

    I liked this a lot. It’s full of the MC’s personal experience, feelings, rage, the sensory detail is off the chart and really carries this. This was excellent. More of this deep 1st person perspective, Janine! This is something you did really well, and the twist and explanation worked for me.

    Man-Eater

    The detective aspect to this one helped push it – in my opinion.

    Ok. So those were my highlights. I read it all in one day, so it’s easy reading, the flow is generally good in all of the pieces, a hard thing to achieve with me as the reader, bearing in mind I am a detail nerd.

    There are things here that frustrated me, ambiguity is ok, I get that, but the "?" note that I wrote after reading “Love is a battlefield” tells you that it was a shame. On the other end of the scale, and also bearing in mind the confined nature of the short story, I think Janine went out of her way to tie up all of the loose ends in some of the stories, and that felt a little rushed in comparison to their slow-burn nature after the high point was reached. . But I get it – it’s also important to leave the story with closure.

    I’m giving this a 4 out of 5 stars, this is a debut and a gutsy one, and I think the 80’s theme worked really well (Also, compliments to the cover artist). I look forward to more work from Janine, and the easter egg name drops continue to entertain.

    Congratulations on the Debut, Janine.
  • Dion
    5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome campfire ghost stories
    Reviewed in Australia on July 11, 2022
    I love this cover, and it suits the book perfectly, it has a 80’s sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories so much that you start to spook yourself feel.

    I loved the writing style, it’s very easy to read, and keeps your attention with great characters and engaging stories.
  • Raymond Mathiesen
    4.0 out of 5 stars She means "twisted" when she says it...
    Reviewed in Australia on August 6, 2022
    Be prepared for the gruesome and other worldly. The expected characters, such as werewolves, are here, but there are also quite a few other original offerings. My favorite tales are Number 12 – Paradise City and Number 16 - Nobody’s Fool. Be warned some of these tales are sexy, so if you are conservative this book might not be for you. I quite enjoyed the book. I love to be shocked and made to squirm.
  • Cath
    4.0 out of 5 stars A crazy ride!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 5, 2021
    This collection is crazy, exuberant, bursting with energy and enthusiasm!
    First the cover. What a beauty!
    I liked the concept of using an imaginary character, Jill, to introduce each story and embrace the idea behind it as a link. However, they did seem to tell the reader what to expect from the stories. On the other hand, I enjoyed reading the author notes at the end of the stories. I also loved the way she used 80's song titles to link them. Very clever!
    My favorite stories were:
    Footsteps
    When Doves Cry - (I was immediately drawn to the folktale feel of this one.)
    Tainted Love - (I enjoyed the twist.)
    It's a Sin
    Running With the Devil (Enjoyed the connection to the legend.)
    Nobody's Fool
    A few too many stories featured hormone-driven teenage boys for me, though I have to admit, they were amusing and spot-on.
    To sum up... if you like in-your-face-horror, bursting with gore and grime, then this collection will definitely be to your taste!

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