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Og-Grim-Dog: The Three-Headed Ogre: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure (Me Three Book 1) Kindle Edition

by Jamie Edmundson (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Two heads are better than one

Three can be a real pain in the arse


Everyone knows ogres can't be heroes. But Og-Grim-Dog is no ordinary ogre.

Recruited by a team of eccentric dungeon crawlers, all three heads are determined to prove their worth. Will their new crewmates accept them? Will the pencil pushers at the Bureau of Dungeoneering be able to stop them? Will Gal'azu become a more tolerant society...and will Og-Grim-Dog solve the dark mystery that drew them into this new world in the first place?

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"a marathon of craziness that will tickle your sense of humor. Loved all the gritty characters and enjoyed the fast paced action plot."
"If you've ever played D&D, you'll enjoy this tale of orcs, and dwarves and ogres. There's good silliness and a serious theme."
"The characters are fun and diverse. The jokes are funny and adult without being lewd or gross. The plot is fun, engaging, and well timed."
"This book sets up an awesome character, some great side characters, and an interesting world filled with surprisingly similar issues that we have in our own. I wasn’t expecting to love this book, but I did."
"This little book was SO MUCH FUN! There were plenty of in-jokes that, as a fantasy fan, I loved and the characters were extremely likable. The whole thing just makes me want to go on an adventure."

If you're looking for something lighthearted, with some cleverness, silliness, and a little grit, start this fun, feelgood adventure today!
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The four books of The Weapon Takers Saga The two books of Heirs of War The four books of Me Three
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Main genres Adult Epic Fantasy Coming of Age Epic Fantasy Humorous/High Fantasy
Points of View Multiple 3+ 1+
Main Characters Telepathic twins Red-eyed sorcerer Three-headed ogre
Summary An epic quest to find 7 legendary weapons A new generation must defend Dalriya from slavery Laugh along as Og-Grim-Dog becomes a hero, a villain, survives the apocalypse, and saves the world
Audio Performed by Greg Patmore & Bridget Thomas Performed by Aaron Smith Performed by Chuck Wagner
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About the Author

Jamie has always loved a good story, whether real or imagined. He grew up in the south of England before moving to the north, where he worked as a history teacher. He still lives there with his wonderful family, but now spends his time writing, mainly about people hitting each other with swords.

You can connect with him at his website, jamieedmundson.com

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08955G2BP
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Rarn Publishing (June 15, 2020)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 15, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3041 KB
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Jamie has always loved a good story, whether real or imagined. He grew up in the south of England before moving to the north, where he worked as a history teacher. He still lives there with his wonderful family, but now spends his time writing, mainly about people hitting each other with swords.

You can connect with him at his website, jamieedmundson.com

The Weapon Takers Saga - Epic Fantasy Series

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The Jalakh Bow

The Giants' Spear

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Me Three - Humorous Fantasy Series

Og-Grim-Dog: The Three-Headed Ogre

Og-Grim-Dog and The Dark Lord

Og-Grim-Dog and The War of The Dead

Og-Grim-Dog: Ogre's End Game

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Heirs of War - Coming of Age Epic Fantasy

An Inheritance of Ash and Blood

A Crucible of Fire and Steel

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Amyah Maplebell
5.0 out of 5 stars Three-Headed Ogre Adventure
Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2022
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"‘Are you Og-Grim-Dog, the three-headed ogre?’ asked the goblin. ‘D’ya see any other three-headed ogres round here?’ asked Dog, rather impolitely. Grim sighed. There was no need to be rude, and sarcasm was wasted on goblins. He was now looking around the cavern for other three-headed ogres."

Og, Grim and Dog have a shared problem. As in three heads sharing one body kind of problem. He sets out to find why adventures are plundering dungeons that well… have nothing left to plunder. Finding himself invited to an adventurers’ team, he sets out to plunder dungeons (and find the answers, of course). Can these brothers find the answers and help the ‘green-skinned’ dungeon citizens?

In short, a really funny ‘dungeons and dragons’ type of story. It is easy and quick to read, filled with humour and all the characters you would expect.

What I didn’t like: The storyline drags a little at the three-quarters mark. I’m usually not bothered by names, but the inns and the dwarf’s names didn’t fit the story for me.
What I did like: I loved this little world. From the red tape they have to go through to register their adventure (you know where no one can help you even though they work there…) to the adventures supply shop in the middle of nowhere (franchising…). The author does a great job showing the humour in everyday situations, the characters are fun, and I enjoyed the whole adventure. The concept of who is in charge of what limbs of the ogre is an interesting one.

If you enjoy RPG stories, this is a fun one. Readers unfamiliar with RPG may miss some of the jokes or the comparisons but still an excellent story to read. It is a fast read, so if you haven’t tried these stories before, this is a good one to start with!
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Michelle Day
4.0 out of 5 stars Short but 100% worth the read
Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2023
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This series has been an absolute treasure. I love the character development. I adore the dialogue between them. The cheeky sense of humor is hysterical. I cant sing its praises enough.
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trishalynnbooks
5.0 out of 5 stars Adventurous and fun as heck!
Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2022
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Okay, I was not expecting to like this book as much as I did going into it. But it was so much fun. Jamie is a superb writer, and I've also begun reading his other series.
Did you know that ogres like flattery? Make’s sense—insecure little fellows.
No, seriously, this was a super fun, light-hearted, breezy read that I very much enjoyed. Dungeoneering is fun, and I want to read more books about it. I hope there are many more adventures in book 2, which I will be reading!
If you like adventures, dungeons, LITRPG, and quick, fun books written WELL, check this one out! Plus, this cover is soo amazingly epic, right???
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Sara
5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun!
Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2022
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This was one of the stupidest, funniest books that I've read in a long time (I'm using stupid funny as a type of humor, not an insult, FYI). It's been sitting in my Kindle for quite a while, and I didn't expect to like it nearly so much, but to hear a three-headed ogre sassing itself? I would never have thought of it, but it's genius.

Part mystery, part dice-throwing dungeon-exploring, and part junior high boy jokes, an ogre sets out on an adventure of a lifetime. Is the story true? We wouldn't dare to question its telling. Besides, some things should just be accepted without questioning them. Like chili burgers. "We don't ask questions about the chilli burgers, Grimm. We just eat them." Truer words may never have been spoken.
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Ilona Nurmela
3.0 out of 5 stars Monty Python humour in a story gamers would like
Reviewed in the United States on July 12, 2021
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While I love Montypythonesque humour and the first line was promising (“It was night-time at the Flayed Testicles.”), this story just wasn’t right for me as I’m not a gamer. A three-headed Og-Grim-Dog goes on an undercover operation to infiltrate raiders to find out why a specific orc dungeon was constantly being looted. The story had a good gamers vibe & Dungeons&Dragons references and I did love the jokes. The Bureau of Dungeoneering, Non-Human Resources and Lawyers Agassi and Sampras definitely made me chuckle and reminded me of Arthur Dent’s adventures in H2G2. Having said that, for me the story dragged on a bit - which the author himself realised judging by the intermission with self-deprecating humour. The cast of characters is numerous but well built and Og-Grim-Dog’s 3 heads also have distinct personalities. If you love gaming and English dry sarcastic humour, this would be a recommended read.
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rpreffer
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Bit of Fantasy Fun!
Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2021
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This was quite a fun, inventive idea and story. The fact that Og, Grim, and Dog share one body, but have distinct personalities, and the way that they interact with each other is great. Jamie keeps things moving at a great pace and some of the situations that OGD and his friends are quite hysterical. My only complaint, if anything, is that some scenes seemed to jump from one to the next without transition. This kept things moving along, but I can see where this could have been a much lengthier tale. I would recommend this to anyone who likes fantasy but also enjoys a bit of humor. I’m glad to see that there are more OGD tales to enjoy.
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TwoBoysMom
5.0 out of 5 stars Who said fantasy has to be serious?
Reviewed in the United States on July 17, 2022
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The three-headed Ogre Og-Grim-Dog leaves his tavern and sets out to solve a mystery. He's invited to join a group of adventurers, human, elf and dwarf. Now a three-headed Ogre is usually considered a monster, not an adventurer, so all sorts of trouble begins. Adventurers function in a red-tape-system - a funny government function that sets the tone for the silliness that makes this book fun with a fantasy backdrop. I plan to read the rest of the series soon! P.S. It's a shorter book than usual, good for waiting rooms and airports!
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Dani
5.0 out of 5 stars Just a bit of fun
Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2022
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This is a nice afternoon read for when you want to suspend real life for a while and escape into a teenage fantasy. Just a bit of fun to be read when you want a little cheering up.
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Kindle CustomerTerry Stoddart
5.0 out of 5 stars Og-Grim-Dog:The Three-Headed Ogre: A Humorous Fantasy Adventure (Me Three Book 1)
Reviewed in Canada on August 22, 2022
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Just finished book 1 in your series and I loved it. The story was told at a good pace without over embellishing details, keeping one's attention.
The humour was subtle and even in your face. The center dumping on the floor during an interview. Lol. Who hasn't wanted to do that?
Just me? Oh well! Anyway, all of the inns named after damaged male genitalia. Lol. The lawyer as a ghoul. Lol. Too funny. I had trouble putting it down. Already recommended to 5 friends and family members.
Can't wait to read book 2.
Sorry, but I have to go right now. I have a book that I'm itching to read.
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Laudinho
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun read!
Reviewed in Germany on August 19, 2022
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This is definitely a book I picked up for the great reviews it got on goodreads and I am not sure if I would have read it otherwise.

I enjoyed Og-Grim-Dog a lot. It was a fun read that definitely could have been longer. I really enjoyed the strong RPG-vibe that made me feel much younger. It's humorous, action-packed, fast-paced, dark at places and plays perfectly with well-known fantasy-tropes and elements. And Og-Grim-Dog is such a great choice for a main character, three different personalities in one body. Kudos for this idea! I will definitely pick up the next books in the series.
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Michelle Menezes
3.0 out of 5 stars A decent read
Reviewed in India on July 30, 2022
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I'm not much of a fantasy humour reader, and I picked this book up purely due to the IFA Summer Reading Challenge, so my opinion may be influenced by my lack of preference for the genre.

I'll start with the positive. One of the best things about the book was the writing. Even though the story contained humour and silly names, there was absolutely no compromise in the quality of writing. I liked the style and flow. The scenes were also descriptive and helped paint a picture in my head. I also liked the hint of mystery in the story.

Another good thing was the sense of camaraderie that developed between the characters; although I wish it was more fleshed out. Maybe it would grow more in the coming books.

Unfortunately, I couldn't get sucked into the book due to the overall plot. The whole dungeoneering and adventure part wasn't my thing. The characters also could have had some depth or background, which would have helped me connect with them.

I don't think I'll be continuing with the series, but I've come across many who have enjoyed the book. So I urge people to give it a try since we all have different tastes; you may end up enjoying it.
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Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious 3-headed ogre action
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 7, 2021
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So Og-Grim-Dog, the first book in the Me Three series which stars the three headed ogre, Og-Grim-Dog. This book is probably described as a humorous, epic fantasy, LitRPG and it was pretty awesome to be honest. First, it was funny as hell – rarely do I laugh out loud at a book, but within a page or two I was cackling at Gary the Goblin, and it doesn’t stop, the laughs keep coming right until the end.
It takes all the tropes from high fantasy, and D&D, and pokes a bit of fun at them. All your favorite character classes and creatures make an appearance, and the heroes tackle the dungeons level by level. It was that RPG element which was so reminiscent of gaming that earns it the LitRPG tag, and was certainly intentional by the author.
The thing is, this isn’t a silly book- I mean it is, but it really isn’t. The writing is fantastic, the setting is well framed, the pacing is just right, and the characters are really good. This is really well executed story. And, unlike other LitRPGs I’ve read, it’s not just a write up of a dungeon crawl - the plot is really good, yes there’s a party that goes on various dungeoneering adventures but it all has a point, every element has a point, and is all part of the overall plot. And, the plot is good!
Also I’ve been meaning to read this for ages now. One, the author is a great guy I know from social media and conventions, and two, we both used the same cover artist so it was always a must read for me. I'm glad I did. Really enjoyed this one, I’ll be checking out the rest of the series for certain.
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Tish
4.0 out of 5 stars My only gripe is the story is too short!
Reviewed in Australia on November 3, 2023
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A three-headed ogre (kind of like conjoined triplets) make for a great main character/s. Original, a bit of fun and worth a read. The paperback is to teeny though! I could have done with a big meaty door-stopper's worth.
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