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Pork Pie Pandemonium: Albert Smith's Culinary Capers Recipe 1 Kindle Edition
‘When Steve Higgs writes, he hits it out of the park. I find myself laughing out loud and often.’
** Complete Series. Read every book (the dog doesn't die) **
When a retired detective takes a culinary tour of the British Isles, he hopes to find tasty treats and delicious bakes …
… what he gets is a clue to a crime in the ingredients for his pork pie.
His dog, Rex Harrison, an ex-police dog fired for having a bad attitude, cannot understand why the humans are struggling to solve the mystery. He can already smell the answer – it’s right before their noses.
He’ll pitch in to help his human and the shop owner’s teenage daughter as the trio set out to save the shop from closure. Is the rival pork pie shop across the street to blame? Or is there something far more sinister going on?
One thing is for sure, what started out as a bit of fun, is getting deadlier by the hour, and they’d better work out what the dog knows soon or it could be curtains for them all.
'This series has it all; everything I want in a story and series ... humour, suspense, and colourful characters. It’s one of my top all-time favourite series.’
This series of books contain no cussing and no graphic descriptions of violence or bedroom activities.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 29, 2020
- File size7.1 MB
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What to expect | Some of the funniest mystery books you will ever read. | Completely original mysteries that will have you guessing until the last page | The ending to this series will leave you feeling uplifted for days. | Don't worry about the dog getting hurt, no harm will ever come to him in these books. | Anyone who has ever owned a pet will love the interaction between Albert and Rex |
Wholesome and heartwarming | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Free from profanity | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Can be read by all ages | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Editorial Reviews
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"This is the first book that I have read by this author. I have to admit that I actually laughed out loud in parts, too! A good murder mystery with a touch of comedy. What could be better than that. Will be checking out more of his books!"
"These books are priceless! I laughed until I cried barely a dozen pages in and the laughs kept coming."
"Steve Higgs is one heck of a writer. I've read them all. And what I would recommend is the writer. Anything he writes you gotta read it. I have had such a good time with these books and thank you so much. I have thoroughly enjoyed it."
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Product details
- ASIN : B087YL27N9
- Publisher : (May 29, 2020)
- Publication date : May 29, 2020
- Language : English
- File size : 7.1 MB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 218 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : B09GTDW3XX
- Best Sellers Rank: #18,141 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #186 in Cozy Animal Mystery
- #200 in Amateur Sleuth Mysteries (Kindle Store)
- #329 in Amateur Sleuths
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About the author

When Steve Higgs wrote his debut novel, Paranormal Nonsense, he was a captain in the British Army. He would like to pretend that he had one of those careers that must be blacked out and generally denied by the government, and that he has to change his name and move constantly because he is still on the watch list in several countries. In truth, though, he started out as a mechanic - not like Jason Statham in the film by that name, sneaking around as a hitman, but more like one of those sleazy guys who charges a fortune and keeps your car for a week even though the only thing you went in for was a squeaky door hinge.
At school, he was largely disinterested in all subjects except creative writing, for which he won his first prize at the age of ten. However, calling it the first prize he won suggests that there were other prizes, which is not the case. Awards may yet come, but in the meantime, he enjoys writing mystery and thriller novels and claims to have more than a hundred books forming a restless queue in his mind because they are desperate to be written.
Now retired from the military, he lives in southeast England with a duo of lazy sausage dogs. Surrounded by rolling hills, brooding castles, and vineyards, he doubts he'll ever leave, the beer is just too good.
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Customers find this book entertaining with an engaging plot and well-developed characters, particularly appreciating the unassuming nature of the main character Albert Smith. The writing is easy to read, and customers enjoy the dog's point of view, with one review noting how the dog's perspective adds depth to the story. Customers praise the author's work and consider it a wonderful new series, with one review highlighting its potential for adaptation into a TV series.
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Customers find the book entertaining with an engaging plot, describing it as a fun read that's pretty good entertainment for a few hours.
"...That’s all I can reveal without spoilers, this is a great cozy mystery, though. Enjoy" Read more
"...I love the dog, and his thoughts. Very nice and especially exciting book." Read more
"This series has an interesting premise, but about a third of the way through the first book, I could really see that the editor/proofreader was not..." Read more
"...Pork Pie Pandemonium is a fun mystery set in modern day England. Albert Smith is an interesting character...." Read more
Customers appreciate the character development in the book, particularly Albert Smith's unassuming and humorous personality, with one customer noting how well the author captures the main character's personality.
"...Albert Smith is an interesting character. He is friendly, but can also be grumpy and stubborn, insisting on solving the mystery...." Read more
"...LOVE Max Harrison,, I'm sure he speaks for a lot of dogs. Wonderful characters! Read, you'll have a great time." Read more
"This was a quick fun read. The author does an excellent job capturing the personality and spirit of a German Shepherd...." Read more
"This is a cute mystery with some fun characters...." Read more
Customers enjoy the story, particularly appreciating the charming tale of an elderly retired policeman, with one customer noting how it kept them entertained and guessing.
"...Getting so see multiple points of view even the dogs. Ended so well and I can’t wait to read the rest of the series!" Read more
"Great job, the book was very good full of action and suspension. I love the dog, and his thoughts. Very nice and especially exciting book." Read more
"...As long as there are fine foods to eat, bad guys to chase, and good humans & dogs to save, this pair is having a jolly good time...." Read more
"...I loved the book, it held my interest especially Rex (the German Shepherd )...." Read more
Customers enjoy the book's inclusion of a dog character, particularly appreciating its point of view and how it thinks.
"Great job, the book was very good full of action and suspension. I love the dog, and his thoughts. Very nice and especially exciting book." Read more
"Rex Harrison is the smartest dog ever. If only his companion could understand what he is trying to say...." Read more
"...Absolutely loved Rex. Reaffirmed my belief that there are no bad dogs, just ones that are misunderstood...." Read more
"Enjoy the mystery, the various characters, the interaction of the dog - keeps me coming back to see what happens next. Love the bits of humor too." Read more
Customers praise the author's work, describing it as an outstanding team effort.
"Great job, the book was very good full of action and suspension. I love the dog, and his thoughts. Very nice and especially exciting book." Read more
"...They make a great team...." Read more
"...Albert and Rex make an outstanding team, even with the communication barrier...." Read more
"...This is not a very deep book." Read more
Customers find the book well written and easy to read, with one customer noting that the narrator's voice is very pleasant to listen to.
"...His voice is very easy to listen to and so perfect for bringing the retired ( but obviously still sharp) detective superintendent Albert Smith to..." Read more
"...Steve Higgs is a really good writer. I can also tell he loves dogs a whole lot in how he has his character care for his dog." Read more
"The premise seems cheesy but the writing is good and the story engaging. It was entertaining and a thoroughly enjoyable read...." Read more
"...Cleverly written and.satisfactory conclusion makes it easy to read. Not much of a mystery but some worrisome moments make you keep turning pages...." Read more
Customers love Rex, finding him cute and adorable, with one customer particularly appreciating the pictures in the book.
"...Just not my thing. But Albert and Rex Harrison are delightful! I loved hearing the dogs thoughts." Read more
"...Albert is a character I can identify with. Absolutely loved Rex. Reaffirmed my belief that there are no bad dogs, just ones that are misunderstood...." Read more
"...The best was the picture, in my mind, of the final reward for Rex & Albert. On to the next adventure with Rex Harrison and Albert. I really enjoyed." Read more
"I love Albert and Rex. Love how the dog thinks and their relationship. Also like the food and family connections. I’ll keep reading this series." Read more
Customers enjoy this series, describing it as wild and delightful, with one customer noting it has a lot of potential.
"...problem was remedied in the subsequent books, because the series has a lot of potential in spite of some clunky dialogue (especially by the dog)." Read more
"Wonderful, very funny mystery. LOVE Max Harrison,, I'm sure he speaks for a lot of dogs. Wonderful characters! Read, you'll have a great time." Read more
"Yes, another great fulfilling series for Steve Higgs. I like the way he thinks and puts pen to paper...." Read more
"I can see the book series easily being a TV series. Fun, short, a bit predictable entertainment." Read more
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A Good Mystery Story With A Lot Of Humor Throughout
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- Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2025I loved this lighthearted take of a culinary mystery. Getting so see multiple points of view even the dogs. Ended so well and I can’t wait to read the rest of the series!
- Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2025Why don’t they just listen to the dog?! The best part of this book was the dog. I love this one usually I can pretty well ferret out with done it, not this time. That’s all I can reveal without spoilers, this is a great cozy mystery, though. Enjoy
- Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2025Great job, the book was very good full of action and suspension. I love the dog, and his thoughts. Very nice and especially exciting book.
- Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2024This series has an interesting premise, but about a third of the way through the first book, I could really see that the editor/proofreader was not doing their job, if indeed there was one. Incoherent sentences and weird punctuation make the book seem amateurish. I hope this problem was remedied in the subsequent books, because the series has a lot of potential in spite of some clunky dialogue (especially by the dog).
- Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2022Pork Pie Pandemonium is a mystery novel and the first of the Albert Smith’s Culinary Capers series. The story follows Albert Smith, a retired detective living in England, as he takes a culinary tour around the country. His vacation is almost immediately interrupted by an incident in a pork pie cooking class he is attending. Despite the warnings of local police, Albert decides to investigate the incident himself, along with the help of his service dog, Rex Harrison, and the pie shop owner’s teenage daughter, Donna. Together, they follow the clues to solve the mystery and save the shop, all the while getting into more and more trouble.
Pork Pie Pandemonium is a fun mystery set in modern day England. Albert Smith is an interesting character. He is friendly, but can also be grumpy and stubborn, insisting on solving the mystery. Donna is eager to solve the caper as well, driven and desperate to save her mother’s pie shop. The story even takes us inside of Rex’s head and hearing the dog’s thoughts on the matter is quite amusing.
Overall, Pork Pie Pandemonium is a fun story. The circumstances surrounding the incident in the pie shop are mysterious and more dangerous than initially believed. Rex is quite a character himself, often providing some comedy with his antics, but never to the detriment of the story. Mystery fans and dog lovers will be sure to enjoy this book and will be looking forward to reading the rest of the series.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2023I'm not even half way through the first book of the series and I already know I'm going to get every single one. The main characters, Albert and his sidekick Rex, are loveable and I want to get to know them more. The story is believable, interesting, and the mystery of the "lost item" is carrying me along at the perfect pace. Albert's new friend Donna is nice and the contrast between her every day knowledge of the technology that we all take for granted in order to help solve the crime is a funny contrast to Albert's less savvy knowledge of it. They make a great team. I don't know if Donna will feature in future books because Albert will be on his country wide tour learning how to cook his favorite meals, but I hope she rejoins him.
I just love how Rex Harrison interprets his human's behavior and his thoughts are hilarious! Anyone who knows and loves dogs should read this series. The author has got to be very familiar with dogs and their behavior to be so spot on with Rex's thoughts and behavior.
One of the things I like BEST about this book is the narrator of the audio version. His voice is very easy to listen to and so perfect for bringing the retired ( but obviously still sharp) detective superintendent Albert Smith to life, and voicing Rex Harrison's thoughts.
Oh yes, this is going to be one of my favorite book series. I hope the narrator continues through the series. It just wouldn't be the same if not.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2025Wonderful, very funny mystery. LOVE Max Harrison,, I'm sure he speaks for a lot of dogs. Wonderful characters! Read, you'll have a great time.
Top reviews from other countries
- Valerie YoungReviewed in Canada on September 22, 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars Fast and funny
I stumbled upon the Albert Smith culinary tours of England mysteries via an ad on social media which is unusual as I don't normally pay attention to advertising. In the case of author, Steve Higgs, I'm glad to have paid attention. Albert and his canine sidekick, Rex Harrison, are a delightful pair of sleuths who, not only solve crimes, they do so with common sense and humour. Kudos to Mr. Higgs for infusing his stories with eccentric characters who keep me wanting more and causing me fits of the giggles. I highly recommend this fast and funny series.
- Sylvia KendallReviewed in Australia on November 28, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Such a great, great read
I really love this series of books. Albert Smith is someone so many of us older folks can relate to. I love to find books that not only are a good read, but that also impart factual information. I laughed so much at some of the antics that Albert and his well-intentioned canine companion got up to and this is rare in our world of bland, politically correct offerings. I hasten to add that there is nothing politically incorrect about any of Albert's story - it's just that so many of today's offerings are humourless and insipid in comparison to this rollicking good tale of madness and mayhem.
- Edna BuckettReviewed in the United Kingdom on January 15, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Great stories
I've so far got the first three books in the set. Great, well put together, with some humour among the crimes. I belong to a Book Club at the church I go too, and most of the members have borrowed these books, and they all enjoyed them. I'll get more in the set soon. Thoroughly recommended.
- God of GnomesReviewed in the United Kingdom on April 3, 2024
4.0 out of 5 stars Pie Time!
Pork Pie Pandemonium: The Albert Smith's Culinary Capers Recipe 1. By Steve Higgs.
My Review.
When a retired Detective Superintendent chooses to take a culinary tour of the British Isles, he hopes to find tasty treats and delicious bakes....
What he finds is a clue to a crime in the ingredients for his pork pie..
At 78 and widowed Albert has decided to learn to cook and he's going to do so from the best the UK has to offer. So with his trusty 'service' dog in tow he sets off in search of the perfect Pork Pie. Rex Harrison his German Shepherd also served as Police, until he was thrown out for having a bad attitude! On his first attempt at a Pork Pie making class Albert and the snarky Rex are immediately thrown in to an investigation involving meat pies, murder and drugs!
This was a wonderful light-hearted cozy crime read. Whilst the mystery part didn't really take a genius to figure it out, it didn't matter because this read was all about the characters. Albert is an affable, laid back seen it all before smart as a whip character, quite happy to let people misjudge him by his age. But the real fun comes from the Big German Shepherd, Rex and his attempts to alert his owner to the fact he's already solved the crime.... If only humans had better noses! Rex is a delight to read and comedy gold for anyone who loves and knows dogs. The supporting characters are well written, especially Donna. The plot moves along at a fast pace, with more humour than action. I will definitely be reading more of these
- Laura OrrReviewed in Canada on April 20, 2022
4.0 out of 5 stars Light reading
Enjoyable light read, different twist on standard thriller, good characters, bonus was the authentic recipe included, look forward to next in series