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These Walls Can Talk 2: The Narwhal Strikes Back! Paperback – June 1, 2021
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It’s one year later and a LOT has changed.
Audiobook superfan Vera is “in the industry” now, and Cameron is not so sure he’s onboard. Jennifer has rocketed to narrator fame, but not everyone is comfortable with her newfound status. Neil and Georgia are happily married, but their HEA is wreaking havoc on her writing career.
With The Audie Awards just around the corner, all these tensions are higher than ever. But you know who’s feeling just fine?
The Narwhal.
Because The Narwhal… is in love.
- Print length146 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJune 1, 2021
- Dimensions5.5 x 0.33 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-13979-8513162339
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Product details
- ASIN : B096C48TMS
- Publisher : Independently published
- Publication date : June 1, 2021
- Language : English
- Print length : 146 pages
- ISBN-13 : 979-8513162339
- Item Weight : 8.6 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 0.33 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #7,455,824 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #14,506 in Romantic Comedy (Books)
- #53,417 in Contemporary Romance (Books)
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About the author

Erin Mallon's debut romantic comedy novel, Flirtasaurus releases in July 2020. She is an award-winning narrator of over 500 books and an accomplished playwright and producer in New York City. She has written over 40 plays, which have been produced Off-Broadway and all over the country, including These Walls Can Talk, a raucous theatrical love letter to the romance audiobook community. She lives in a little yellow house on the outskirts of NYC with her husband and Three J's. http://www.erinmallon.com
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- Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2021Format: KindleVerified PurchaseThese Walls Can Talk, Book 2
By: Erin Mallon, Writer
Narrated by: Joe Arden, Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Maxine Mitchell, Emma Wilder
Need a refreshing laugh or just something to bring out an audio play into giggles. This is it. I love how we go on a journey of an audiobook narrator’s struggles and how to deal with it. It’s even better when all your friends are also audiobook narrators & writers. This group of friends are quite unique and quirky people! So many funny banters, one-liners, many romance and sexual innuendo moments, and what a true friendship develops among them (this development is during the party & games night). Yup, this audio play is pure magic with unicorn, horn, and rainbows. I believe it’s best to read book 1 and then, book 2 in order to get the full effect of this little hilarious bunch!
- Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2021Format: Audible AudiobookVerified PurchaseI have enjoyed listening to this Part 2 of the story. The narrators are amazing and they always bring the story alive from the first page until the end. Fun way to spend a few hours of my day. Also fun to see a few easter eggs sprinkled throughout.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 8, 2021Format: KindleVerified PurchaseErin has done it again! I absolutely loved the story and the narration. I laughed from beginning to end.
- Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2021Format: Audible AudiobookI don't even know where to begin with this review because I just loved this audio play so much, it's ridiculous. I feel like These Walls Can Talk and These Walls Can Talk 2 are just absolute gifts to the romance audiobook fans out there.
If you haven't listened to the first book, I suggest you pick that that up, too, because you'll want to laugh so hard your husband thinks there is something wrong with you, and this way you can do that with two great listens instead of just one. Erin Mallon starts us laughing during minute one, and she does not let up AT ALL! So much humor, but all well-meaning, rollicking fun. I can't even pick a favorite quote because there were too many.
The cast of narrators is simply divine. They're so perfectly cast, and they capture the spirit of their characters so well that you wonder how much of their own personalities were written into their characters. Emma Wilder, Teddy Hamilton, Shane East, Andi Arndt, Tanya Eby, Joe Arden, Maxine Mitchell, and of course our author, Erin Mallon - they all shine. It's like a whole cast of scene-stealers that share the microphone. My headphones have never sounded so good.
As a voracious romance reader and listener, I love that Erin Mallon brings up the "bad reputation" that the romance industry has among "serious" authors and readers, and addresses it with class and flourish, that she leaves her listeners feeling like we are seen, loved and understood.
If I could live in a book world for a little while, this would be it. The entertainment factor, the humor, the snark - I would absolutely thrive!
- Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2021Format: Audible AudiobookThe gang is back!!!
I've listened to the first book multiple times, and I was so excited when Erin announced she was doing a sequel!
Cameron and Vera have evolved both personally and professionally. Georgia and Neil (the best recovering misogynist/production engineer) are married (not a shocker) and going through a few things. We get to meet Niffer's wife. And the absolutely adorable Atticus does some evolving of his own. And he's in love!!! This character I believe runs the widest range of emotions, hissy fits, and observations in Erin's beautiful brain child. All these narrators do such a wonderful job. They're all at the top of their games, and I am so grateful Erin was able to create the perfect party with them!
Maxine and Erin do an amazing job as the new additions to this awesome ensemble. Stick around for the bloopers, because they're so funny! Fingers crossed for TWCT3!!!
As a side note, I really need someone to write an FF/les-lit book w/Maxine and Emma as the leads. There aren't enough FF/FFF audiobooks out there that are more story than porn--not that I don't listen to the porn ones, because I do.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2022Format: KindleThe Narwhal has found love!!!
Erin Mallon created comedic gold, again! I was skeptical about this second one because I have seen it too often where the second book can never quite live up to the first. I was completely wrong!
It is a year later, and all your favorites from book one are back with a whole new set of shenanigans.
Vera is now in the "industry", but Cameron is not sure how he feels about it.
Jennifer's narrator career has taken off.
Georgia & Neal are married now and that comes with its own set of problems.
And then Atticus, our seriously hot narrator has found love.
You can expect the same craziness from book one with a touch more... just a touch more everything! All of the narrators were incredible of course, and now I am obsessed with Erin Mallon and her Audio Play's.
If you enjoyed These Walls Can Talk then I have no doubt you will love These Walls Can Talk 2!!
- Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2021Format: Audible AudiobookI fell in love with the hilarious, quirky, and totally relatable characters in the first play and was so excited to catch up with them again one year later! Exciting changes are happening for them in the audiobook world with a few hilarious and awkward bumps along the way. They are friends, colleagues, and lovers, who have some frustrating encounters, but ultimately respect and support each other. I love the way Mallon can see life with all it's quirks and complications and weave an entertaining story that is completely heartfelt, and hilarious.
Andi Arndt, Shane East, Tanya Eby, Teddy Hamilton, Emma Wilder and Joe Arden are all back reprising their roles, with new cast members Maxine Mitchell and Erin Mallon adding more fun to the stellar cast. They continue to give bold performances of these hilariously eccentric characters making this play great aural magic!