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The Tome of Bill - Books 5-8: a Horror Comedy collection Kindle Edition

by Rick Gualtieri (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.8 out of 5 stars 242 ratings
IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN THE WHOLE WORD WANTS YOU DEAD.

Prepare to die screaming with laughter as you embark upon the final FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 2000 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy.

Despite everything he’s seen, gamer-turned-vampire Bill Ryder would still rather play D&D with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad it’s an attitude the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t particularly appreciate. Now he’s got a choice: step up and face his destiny, or let the Earth become a living Hell along with his social life.

This collection includes:

GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5)
Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now he’s back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts are breaking through the veil to wage war against mankind. At their forefront stands an unstoppable warrior from a long-dead cult not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to muster all the attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.

HALF A PRAYER (Book 6)
An unstoppable terror has awoken deep beneath the Earth while Bill’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire nation. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his feelings for the women in his life. Talk about a lousy time for introspection. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to his destiny – because if he doesn’t, his love life will be the least of his worries.

THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7)
Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a pregnant witch. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must face the invincible undead warlord awaiting him there. If he can win, the world might just have a chance of surviving. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything he knows and loves. Why can’t the end of the world ever be easy?

THE LAST COVEN (Book 8)
A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy waiting to be fulfilled. That’s a lot of crap to heap on anyone’s plate, much less a geeky vampire. It’s finally time for Bill to master his powers and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.

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Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then The Tome of Bill series will keep you entertained from dusk til dawn.

Grab your copy today and prepare for world-ending hilarity with the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill series!

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

And once you're finished, don't forget to check out BILL OF THE DEAD - the hysterical continuation of Bill Ryder's adventures.
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THE TOME OF BILL
is the hilarious tale of an obnoxious gamer who bites off more than he can chew when he discovers that vampires, witches, Bigfoot, and more are real. Get ready to die laughing with this action-packed horror comedy series because shit's about to get surreal.

THE TOME OF BILL SERIES (COMPLETE)
Bill The Vampire - Book 1
Scary Dead Things - Book 2
The Mourning Woods - Book 3
Holier Than Thou - Book 4
Sunset Strip - A TOB Adventure
Goddamned Freaky Monsters - Book 5
Half A Prayer - Book 6
The Wicked Dead - Book 7
Shining Fury - A TOB Adventure
The Last Coven - Book 8

BILL OF THE DEAD (IN PROGRESS) - Sequel Series
Strange Days - Book 1
Everyday Horrors - Book 2
Carnage A Trois -  Book 3
The Liching Hour - Book 4

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B076C13283
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Freewill Press
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 20, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 7.7 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 2270 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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Rick Gualtieri lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, kids, and pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he’s not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them.

A multi-genre author with over four-dozen titles to his name, he doesn’t use Generative AI for any part of his writing process. This is because 1) he believes readers deserve better and 2) he’s seen The Terminator about a hundred and sixty-seven times, so he knows how things end otherwise.

Rick might collect Decepticons, but that doesn’t mean he wants to be one.

Please feel free to connect with him at his website or on any social media where he might be found lurking.

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Customers find the book entertaining with laugh-out-loud moments and appreciate its storyline with surprises and good pacing. They love the characters and consider it a great series, with one customer describing it as an urban fantasy epic. The writing quality receives positive feedback, with one customer noting it's well thought out.

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Customers find the book entertaining and funny, with many laugh-out-loud moments throughout.

"...I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end. It’s a funny ride and has some decent action even if you wish bill would fight instead of..." Read more

"I love the characters, and the story line is great! Plenty of humor even when Armageddon decides to take a run at things." Read more

"...Overall it was a bit wordy for my personal taste. But I really enjoyed the books and plan to read the next series." Read more

"LOVE LOVE LOVE these books. The series it well written, and I find myself looking forward to the next mess Bill the Vampire gets stuck in...." Read more

10 customers mention "Storyline"10 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the storyline of the book, appreciating its surprises and good ending. One customer describes it as an urban fantasy epic with plenty of action.

"There were several twists and surprises in this book. I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end...." Read more

"I love the characters, and the story line is great! Plenty of humor even when Armageddon decides to take a run at things." Read more

"The books had a very good story line with a treasure house of unique characters. There were many sections I could not stop reading...." Read more

"...and engaging, with characters you’ll love and love to hate, plenty of action, and an interesting variation on the whole vampire mythos." Read more

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Customers love the characters in the book.

"There were several twists and surprises in this book. I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end...." Read more

"I love the characters, and the story line is great! Plenty of humor even when Armageddon decides to take a run at things." Read more

"The books had a very good story line with a treasure house of unique characters. There were many sections I could not stop reading...." Read more

"...Amusing and engaging, with characters you’ll love and love to hate, plenty of action, and an interesting variation on the whole vampire mythos." Read more

7 customers mention "Series quality"7 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the series quality, with one customer specifically mentioning their love for the Tome of Bill collection.

"I always love a new series find, and I truly enjoyed all eight books in this series...." Read more

"...sasquatch and other Boogeymen, but this is definitely a series that is one of a kind. Definitely a favorite read" Read more

"...do get sick of the same old Bill bashing after a while but I did enjoy the series and would continue to read more if they come out with more." Read more

"I simply loved the tome of bill series." Read more

4 customers mention "Writing quality"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the writing quality of the book series, with one customer noting it is well thought out.

"LOVE LOVE LOVE these books. The series it well written, and I find myself looking forward to the next mess Bill the Vampire gets stuck in...." Read more

"Well thought out, snarky and fun look at the (possible) end of the world as we know it...." Read more

"A very nice series, its worth spending the time to read if you like the genre." Read more

"...Grammer was fine and the idea was solid but the idea lost originality by the end for me." Read more

3 customers mention "Pacing"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the pacing of the book, with one mentioning fast-paced action and another describing it as a rollicking good time.

"...It’s a funny ride and has some decent action even if you wish bill would fight instead of just monologue in his head sometimes." Read more

"...There's lots of fast-paced action, surprises and twists. The only thing I would criticize is that we see an awful lot of the same settings...." Read more

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  • William Newbury
    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and entertaining with a good ending
    Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2024
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    There were several twists and surprises in this book. I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end. It’s a funny ride and has some decent action even if you wish bill would fight instead of just monologue in his head sometimes.
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  • Kat Hilner
    5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent series
    Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2022
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    I love the characters, and the story line is great! Plenty of humor even when Armageddon decides to take a run at things.
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  • Sarabeth
    4.0 out of 5 stars Great Story Line
    Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2021
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    The books had a very good story line with a treasure house of unique characters. There were many sections I could not stop reading. Overall it was a bit wordy for my personal taste. But I really enjoyed the books and plan to read the next series.
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  • S. Carlile
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Series!!!
    Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2018
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    LOVE LOVE LOVE these books. The series it well written, and I find myself looking forward to the next mess Bill the Vampire gets stuck in. I also enjoy how the Author, Mr. Gualtieri, throws in references to pop culture. He even incorporated a reference to my favorite game, Skyrim. If you love to laugh, enjoy all things nerd (like Vampire Bill and his D&D friends), then you will love this series. The series also includes other supernaturals but without it getting bogged down like other books.
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  • Jenny
    5.0 out of 5 stars Really fun read
    Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2023
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    This set of books kept me laughing. If you like quirky humor, give this series a go
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  • Billy Priest
    5.0 out of 5 stars A rollicking good time!
    Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2018
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    Bill is a flabby computer geek with a dippy sense of humor and a reprehensibly adolescent attitude towards women. He’s also basically a nice guy in a tough situation. Amusing and engaging, with characters you’ll love and love to hate, plenty of action, and an interesting variation on the whole vampire mythos.
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, snarky, and suspenseful!
    Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2019
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    I always love a new series find, and I truly enjoyed all eight books in this series. Snippy dialogue, mysteries, fun antics, cool characters, and a protagonist....Bill... who you can't help but root for!!
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  • Winter Moonlight
    5.0 out of 5 stars Will truly miss these characters
    Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2017
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    The rest of this series did not dissapoint. You'll laugh out loud as Bill, his roomates, friends and foes battle their way towards the end. Along the way, there are triumphs and tragedies and a lot of growing up to do as armeggedon approaches. I couldn't stop reading, but at the same time, didn't want it to end. I will truly miss all of these characters, even the bad guys.
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  • brian kelly
    5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
    Reviewed in Canada on December 27, 2017
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