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VCard for Christmas (A Filthy Dirty Christmas) Kindle Edition

by Hope Ford (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.3 out of 5 stars 2,047 ratings
A Top 50 Amazon Bestseller!

He asked me to be his fake wife... I gave him my v card.

Yea, it probably wasn’t the smartest move.
He’s my hot, older next-door neighbor and he looks like he would be trouble.
But after one taste of my cupcake, he’s on a mission.
He watches me like an obsessed voyeur, and I probably should tell him no, but when he gets in a bind, I agree to be his fake wife.

It was supposed to be a fun Christmas Eve celebration.

I wasn’t supposed to fall for him.

And I definitely wasn’t supposed to end up in his bed after one date.

Lincoln is smart, handsome, protective and exactly what I wanted... but I wasn’t ready for the next morning when I hear another woman on the phone claiming to be his wife.

Was this all a game?
If so, it’s one I really didn’t want to lose.

Welcome to a filthy dirty Christmas! Forget sugar and spice and everything nice … this year we want to show off our naughty side. Taboo, dangerous, and over-the-top, we’re bringing you everything you were too scared to ask Santa for. **Don’t worry, loves, these are still packed with the heroes you crave and the HEA’s you deserve!
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    A Filthy Dirty Christmas
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  5. Publication date
    November 15, 2021
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09HHP1YYV
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 15, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.3 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 61 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Part of series ‏ : ‎ A Filthy Dirty Christmas
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.3 out of 5 stars 2,047 ratings

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Hope Ford is a USA Today Bestselling author of Steamy, Sweet, Satisfying Romance. 

She loves writing about small towns, swoony men, and curvy women that get their happily-ever-after.

Hope's home is in the foothills of the Smoky Mountains where she spends her spare time with her family, reading, traveling and people watching.

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Customers find this book to be a cute insta-love story that can be read in 2-3 hours, with one customer noting it's perfect for a quick age gap romance. The book features a handsome alpha character and steamy scenes, with one review describing it as a "sweet sexy whirlwind." Customers appreciate the character development, and one mentions the chemistry and desire between the characters is palpable.

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33 customers mention "Romance"33 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the romance in this book, describing it as a cute insta-love story and a good holiday romance, with one customer noting it's perfect for a quick age gap read.

"Short and sensual, a cute age gap story that is intriguing, sweet, and a little dirty. Definitely recommend for mature readers." Read more

"...she is sweetness overload and together they make the perfect ingredients for a steamy romance...." Read more

"...It's so relatable and makes the story that much better!" Read more

"I normally read paranormal romance but this was great. A quick easy read that will leave you breathless...." Read more

31 customers mention "Readability"28 positive3 negative

Customers find the book thoroughly enjoyable and entertaining, with several noting it can be read in 2 to 3 hours.

"...Definitely recommend for mature readers." Read more

"...What happens next is a quick, cute instant romance read that did not disappoint." Read more

"...This is a quick steamy instalove read that is perfect for your holiday season...." Read more

"...This might be bite sized, but it’s a satisfying holiday read. ⚠️safety squad⚠️ -no cheating/sharing/omd/owd..." Read more

19 customers mention "Sweetness"19 positive0 negative

Customers find the book sweet, describing it as a cute meet-the-neighbor story with a handsome alpha character.

"Short and sensual, a cute age gap story that is intriguing, sweet, and a little dirty. Definitely recommend for mature readers." Read more

"...Love Lincoln and Avery, he is swoon worthy and she is sweetness overload and together they make the perfect ingredients for a steamy romance...." Read more

"...Yeah, it’s short, but it also has a very nice helping of 🔥as well as swooooony scenes 🥰. The spying/voyeur scene was 🥵...." Read more

"A short but sweet sexy whirlwind. This book is fast, sexy, dramatic and hella angsty. She's new to the neighborhood...." Read more

10 customers mention "Steamy content"10 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the steamy content of the book, with one mentioning it's a hot book after another, while another notes it's perfect for warming up the holiday season.

"...It was the perfect amount of steamy and sweet to warm up your holiday season plus you get an HEA and epilogue." Read more

"...I loved both these characters and the entire thing was super steamy...." Read more

"Love Hope Ford books. There steamy, short and quick. Some books take me a week to finish reading but hers I can read in 2 or 3 hours...." Read more

"Entertaining, fun instalove story with some steam to warm you up during the cold holiday season...." Read more

4 customers mention "Character development"4 positive0 negative

Customers love the characters in the book, with one mentioning they make you cheer for them.

"A good story about believable and likable characters. I have enjoyed reading this story and I look forward to reading more." Read more

"...Loved the characters and the story had a great epilogue to give you the satisfaction of a complete HEA." Read more

"...She knows how to draw you in and make you cheer for her characters. Always happy to read anything she writes." Read more

"I love this story, I love the characters, and I especially love the steamy scenes. I wish it would've been a bit longer though." Read more

4 customers mention "Chemistry"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the chemistry in the book, with one noting the palpable desire between characters.

"...The chemistry and desire is palpable. And the steam when they finally touch is off the charts...." Read more

"...and what ensues is a steamy encounter in the bathroom as well as instant chemistry and an insta-love situation...." Read more

"This was a sweet/dirty quick read. I enjoyed the chemistry between the two of them...." Read more

"...fun and hot story about two people wha have immediate connection and chemistry, and who realize they’re perfect for each other❣️👌🏼..." Read more

9 customers mention "Shortness"6 positive3 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the book's length.

"Short and sensual, a cute age gap story that is intriguing, sweet, and a little dirty. Definitely recommend for mature readers." Read more

"...Yeah, it’s short, but it also has a very nice helping of 🔥as well as swooooony scenes 🥰. The spying/voyeur scene was 🥵...." Read more

"Love Hope Ford books. There steamy, short and quick. Some books take me a week to finish reading but hers I can read in 2 or 3 hours...." Read more

"Short and spicy Christmas story with insta lust and love. He needs someone to play his wife and the new next door neighbor is perfect." Read more

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  • Marsh
    5.0 out of 5 stars Short cute we sual
    Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2022
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    Short and sensual, a cute age gap story that is intriguing, sweet, and a little dirty. Definitely recommend for mature readers.
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  • Rowena
    4.0 out of 5 stars An adorable romance read.
    Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2021
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    A sweet addition to the A Filthy Dirty Christmas series. Love Lincoln and Avery, he is swoon worthy and she is sweetness overload and together they make the perfect ingredients for a steamy romance. When a knock on the door leaves him speechless, Lincoln meets the adorable Avery his new neighbor who is an unexpected dream come true for him. What happens next is a quick, cute instant romance read that did not disappoint.
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  • Lindsey Hutchison
    5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet Yet Steamy Way To Start Your Holiday Season
    Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2021
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    Avery has just moved in next door and even though she has noticed her hot older neighbor Lincoln he hasn't noticed her yet. So one day she decides to bake cupcakes and bring him some. Lincoln opens the door and sees the most beautiful girl he has seen when he realizes she has been under his nose for 2 weeks without him noticing he knows he works too much but that is about to change. His new mission is to make her his completely . His obsession begins the moment he sees her then takes a bite out of her cupcake and grows. He doesn't want her out of his site and always wants to be around her soon he is asking her to be his fake wife to a Christmas party he was invited to. Little does Avery know the moment he slips that ring on her finger he has no intention of it coming off.

    This is a quick steamy instalove read that is perfect for your holiday season. Lincoln is protective, possessive, and obsessed with Avery and even though it should scare her it thrills her. Avery is sweet and shy . The chemistry between them is there from the beginning . It was the perfect amount of steamy and sweet to warm up your holiday season plus you get an HEA and epilogue.
    2 people found this helpful
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  • Cassie
    3.0 out of 5 stars just okay
    Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2025
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    I’m normally a huge Hope Ford fan but this felt rushed and half complete. I’m a bit bummed, tbh, as I felt the premise held a lot of promise.
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  • Omar/Brittney Rangel
    5.0 out of 5 stars Short steamy romantic
    Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2021
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    Avery and Lincoln are so adoreable it hurts! They fall hard and fast for each other but they work. They're just perfect. What better time to fall in love than at Christmas, ugh the romance in the air. And the snobby rich jealous wife if the business partner.
    The chemistry and desire is palpable. And the steam when they finally touch is off the charts. Lincoln with his hard body and Avery with her little extra fluff.
    I LOVE the fact that Hope doesn't give Avery a specific size in the story but does let it be known that she's not a size zero super model and she's self conscious and struggles to find her size. It's so relatable and makes the story that much better!
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  • sherrejon
    4.0 out of 5 stars Quick, steamy read
    Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2021
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    Lincoln (35) is attracted to his new neighbor, Avery (23). Avery’s a thick, curvy v who bakes. When she comes over to meet him, he becomes obsessed, possessive, and very turned on.

    He has a holiday party to attend to for work and he asks Avery to pretend to be his wife so that the married host doesn’t hit on him. She agrees to help him out and what ensues is a steamy encounter in the bathroom as well as instant chemistry and an insta-love situation.

    Yeah, it’s short, but it also has a very nice helping of 🔥as well as swooooony scenes 🥰. The spying/voyeur scene was 🥵. I love that Avery’s not skinny, has some fluff to her, yet all Logan sees is beauty and gets him 🥵 even more lol

    This might be bite sized, but it’s a satisfying holiday read.

    ⚠️safety squad⚠️
    -no cheating/sharing/omd/owd
    -there’s a mistaken ow scene, but it gets cleared up quickly
    -spying/voyeur scene
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Thank you
    Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2022
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    I normally read paranormal romance but this was great. A quick easy read that will leave you breathless. I do have a thing for older alpha men (I married one 20+years ago) and Lincoln certainly plays the part. I also love the size difference she is curvy and petite he is large and large.
    Sometimes you just need a book like this to charge up the batteries in life
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  • Lilu
    5.0 out of 5 stars Muffy ~
    Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2021
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    I loved reading this story. What a fantastic start to a new series. This story had me smiling. Loved the voyeur scene, that was… yeah:) I liked that he put it all out there, all his feelings. As luck would have it, she was right there too. Loved the epilogue!
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  • 大峰パトリシアエリザベス
    5.0 out of 5 stars Always great
    Reviewed in Japan on November 16, 2021
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    I don’t really care for Christmas but it’s was a sweet story.
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  • KMH's RR's
    5.0 out of 5 stars Yummy goodness wrapped in a bow
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 16, 2021
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    This was such a good Christmas story, but even if it wasn't based at Christmas, but that fact kind of makes you love it more at this time of year.
    I loved the intense attraction between the characters and the storyline kept me glued.
    Both characters were super likable and you could easily imagine them in real life.
    Their storyline kept a good pace, so that you were biting at the bit to get to the next page to see what happened next.
    This had all that yummy goodness that you expect from this author, all wrapped up in a christmas bow!
    Really worth the read!!
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  • Kindle Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Loved the book
    Reviewed in Canada on November 25, 2021
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    Excellent series loved the book looking forward to reading more of the series and reading more books both stand alone and series of the author's books
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  • emjbookshelf
    4.0 out of 5 stars Short & Steamy
    Reviewed in Australia on December 22, 2022
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    This was a great Christmas novella. It was an insta love story however I could put that aside, instant chemistry and the writing was good. I think I'd like to read more of this authors stories that are based in Whiskey Run.
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  • Candace Campbell
    4.0 out of 5 stars Insta love with a little spice 😍
    Reviewed in Canada on September 3, 2023
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    I loved this cute quick Christmas romance. It was just what I was looking for. So sweet.
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