Rule #7: A pet shall never wear panties or underwear after 5pm and never while the owner is home from work.Rule #29: If you leave your door unlocked, your neighbors are free to come in and watch. Owners and pets are encouraged to leave their front doors unlocked at all times.The list went on and on. None of it sounded bad to me. I'd only skimmed through it though. Overall, I got the main idea. I was there to f**k and be merry and cuddle with my owner.Sunshine is my name. Before I met Dr. Bastian and received an invitation to join him in his exclusive gated community, I was an empty shell. Having suffered the loss of a loved one while dealing with my tarnished past filled with on-screen sex and a revolving door of "friends" who didn't give a damn about me, I was ready to leave that world behind. Bastian saved me by bringing me here. E. Mayberry isn't like any other place and we wouldn't want it to be. Take a look at our weekly schedule of events:Sunday: Open Pool Play, Partner Swap SundayMonday: New Pet Training, HOA MeetingsTuesday: Naughty Toga Parties, Topless TuesdaysWednesday: Naked YogaThursday: Pets in the Park, Movies after DarkFriday/Saturday: Community Center Parties, advance notice will be posted on all bulletin boards and placed in homeowners' mailboxes when one is planned.Saturday: Mandatory 69Chris Genovese wrote the novel, but his fans put together the E. Mayberry HOA Rules and Regulations (found at the back of the book). You've been cordially invited to find out more about E. Mayberry. How involved are you willing to get? Be advised, this book is fully of naughty, kinky, and downright dirty fun. Don't read if you're easily offended.