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What Not to Wear Kindle Edition

by Clare London (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.2 3.2 out of 5 stars 3 ratings
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Beckett and Doug work together, travel together, live together ... and play very enthusiastically together. They're easily and cheerfully distracted by their desires, wherever they happen to be, whatever they’re officially meant to be doing.

The work week starts normally for the newly promoted Beckett, but that's soon disturbed by his lover's sexual provocation. As each day of the week passes, Doug's behavior, and the slogans on his daily T-shirt, get increasingly outrageous.

With the recipe of Doug’s unruly libido, Beckett’s masochistic tendency to surrender to it, and their shared fascination for sex in risky places -- it’s inevitable their career prospects are soon completely out of control. But measured up against the love they have for each other, the question is ... are they really bothered by that?
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    45 pages
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    JMS Books LLC
  5. Publication date
    September 29, 2018
  6. File size
    3225 KB
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07GSK1VB2
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ JMS Books LLC (September 29, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 29, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3225 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 45 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.2 3.2 out of 5 stars 3 ratings

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Clare London

Clare London

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Clare took the pen name London from the city where she lives, loves, and writes. A lone, brave female in a frenetic, testosterone-fuelled family home, she juggles her writing with the weekly wash, waiting for the far distant day when she can afford to give up her day job as an accountant. She's written in many genres and across many settings, with novels and short stories published both online and in print. She says she likes variety in her writing while friends say she's just fickle, but as long as both theories spawn good fiction, she's happy. Most of her work features male/male romance and drama with a healthy serving of physical passion, as she enjoys both reading and writing about strong, sympathetic and sexy characters.

All the details and free fiction are available at her website.

Clare also writes as Stella Shaw, and launched a new series of rent boy romances in 2021.

Website + blog : www.clarelondon dot com

Facebook : as clarelondon / Twitter : as clare_london

Bookbub: /authors/clare-london

Goodreads: /author/show/1276146.Clare_London

Newsletter: bit.ly/clarelondonNews

UK Meet : http://ukglbtfictionmeet dot co dot uk

Quids and Quills (accountancy for authors) : www.quidsandquills dot com

Publishers: Jocular Press, JMS Books, Lethe Press, Cleiss Books.

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3.2 out of 5 stars
3.2 out of 5
3 global ratings

Top review from the United States

Kimmers
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun and Frivolous Escape
Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2019
If you’re in the mood for a short, campy read, sit down with 'What Not to Wear'. As you dive into Clare London’s over the top tale, you can’t help but laugh, and maybe wish you could be so risky.

Doug and Beckett have sex drives that know no boundaries, and Doug has no problem getting his managerial lover, into some seriously compromising positions. In fact, I was aghast at how audacious they are. And yet, at the same time, I found myself intrigued.

As we’re entertained by their escapades through seven days of the week, we are treated to everything from desk blow... (well Amazon won't let me say, but you get what I mean), and a little fondling in a lift, to risks on the boardroom table… that having nothing to do with “corporate strategy”. Each interlude is highlighted by a NSFW catch-phrase on Doug’s T-shirts, designed to provoke and entice, sealing the deal and leaving us shaking our heads in amusement.

There were a couple of times I couldn’t tell whose head I was in – but phew! As aroused as these two are, who wouldn’t get confused, especially when “Doug looked like he’d gone two rounds with a tornado.” I think that says it all!

You might wonder how they don’t get caught… Oh just you wait, that’s half the enticement. Because we all know there’s excitement in getting caught, right?

The ending of 'What Not to Wear' is so unlike anything I’ve read, it truly made the book for me. I’d like to think it’s how this fun, frivolous story came to be. Imagination is such a wonderful thing.
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