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Bite Me, Santa: A Snow Globe Christmas Book 7 Kindle Edition

by Brittany Cournoyer (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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The most wonderful time of year?

Maybe for others—but definitely not for me. Peppermint is disgusting, and don’t even get me started on how creepy I think nutcrackers are.

While others have visions of sugar plums doing some weird dancing in their heads, Christmas only pulls up memories I’d rather soon forget. But how can I do that when Christmas is being thrown at me from every direction? Especially now that I’m giving my Christmas loving co-worker Troy rides to and from work when he has car trouble.

When the gifts start to appear on my desk, the tiny burdens make it hard to forget about the date that is rapidly approaching on the calendar. And the more time I spend with Troy, the more I begin to realize that despite the bad memories, Christmas isn’t really so terrible, especially when it’s spent with someone I can’t seem to walk away from.

Will I finally be saying ho ho ho instead of telling Santa to bite me? Or will I forever remain the man who hates Christmas?

Although this book is part of A Snow Globe Christmas series, it is a complete stand alone and it isn’t a requirement that you read the previous book to follow along. We wish everyone a happy holiday season.
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    A Snow Globe Christmas
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07ZTV9XLX
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (December 2, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 2, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.5 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 89 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 339 ratings

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Brittany Cournoyer

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Brittany was born in a small town in Alabama and moved to Indiana when she was thirteen years old. She resides there to this day and, when not writing, works in customer service. She loves to spend her free time writing stories, playing with her dog, Delilah, watching true crime shows, baking, and spending time with loved ones.

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Customers enjoyed the book. They found the story sweet, snarky, and cute. Readers enjoyed the banter between the characters, especially Reed's tenderness while being snarky. The pacing was not rushed and the conclusion was satisfying.

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9 customers mention "Enjoyment"9 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book. They find it an enjoyable series with original stories. The characters are engaging and fun-loving. The chapter hearings make them laugh, and the ending is satisfying.

"...When we finally get the story it makes sense. I really enjoyed reading this book! Highly recommend" Read more

"This is a very enjoyable series with a lot of original stories...." Read more

"...hiding a tender heart, and Troy was his exact opposite, who was both fun-loving and kind...." Read more

"This was great. I love Troy and Reed...." Read more

8 customers mention "Story quality"8 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the story. They describe it as a sweet Christmas story with a bit of sadness and hope.

"What a sweet book! I loved the secret Santa aspect to the grumbly Christmas hater. When we finally get the story it makes sense...." Read more

"The story wasn’t bad, it just didn’t do much for me. While I liked Troy, Reed annoyed me...." Read more

"Another great holiday story in the Snow Globe series. I absolutely loved Reed and Troy and I didn't want their story to end. Loved it!" Read more

"Sweet little Christmas story with a bit of sadness and a sack full of hope for the future. Enjoyable read." Read more

8 customers mention "Sweetness"8 positive0 negative

Customers find the book sweet and snarky. They describe the characters as fun-loving and kind. The reactions to gifts are cute, and the ending is romantic.

"What a sweet book! I loved the secret Santa aspect to the grumbly Christmas hater. When we finally get the story it makes sense...." Read more

"A cute and fluffy read. Reed is a scrooge after something awful happened to him when he was a child, but enter cute and Christmas loving Troy...." Read more

"...I loved Troy’s persistence, and their HEA was sweet." Read more

"...heart, and Troy was his exact opposite, who was both fun-loving and kind. The pace wasn’t rushed, and it came to a satisfying conclusion." Read more

7 customers mention "Sarcasion"7 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the sarcasm in the book. They appreciate the banter between Reed and Troy, though they feel like we didn't really get to know them well. The characters are described as snarky yet tender-hearted.

"...I wished the book was longer. I loved the banter between both characters, but felt like we didn't really get to know them because the book was short." Read more

"I really enjoyed this book! I especially enjoyed how Reed was so snarky and yet hiding a tender heart, and Troy was his exact opposite, who was..." Read more

"This was great. I love Troy and Reed...." Read more

"Another great holiday story in the Snow Globe series. I absolutely loved Reed and Troy and I didn't want their story to end. Loved it!" Read more

3 customers mention "Pace"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book's pacing. They say it's not rushed and comes to a satisfying conclusion.

"This was a cute, quick read...." Read more

"...The pace wasn’t rushed, and it came to a satisfying conclusion." Read more

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  • B. Hall
    5.0 out of 5 stars A Snowglobe Christmas
    Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2023
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    What a sweet book! I loved the secret Santa aspect to the grumbly Christmas hater. When we finally get the story it makes sense. I really enjoyed reading this book! Highly recommend
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  • De Sims
    4.0 out of 5 stars Fluffy Christmas love for any scrooge
    Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2019
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    A cute and fluffy read. Reed is a scrooge after something awful happened to him when he was a child, but enter cute and Christmas loving Troy. Will Troy be able show sarcastic Reed the magic of Christmas?

    I wished the book was longer. I loved the banter between both characters, but felt like we didn't really get to know them because the book was short.
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  • gruvermom
    3.0 out of 5 stars 3.5 stars
    Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2020
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    The story wasn’t bad, it just didn’t do much for me. While I liked Troy, Reed annoyed me. I loved the little gifts left for Reed and when Troy & Reed FINALLY got together, I enjoyed that as well. I suppose I just found most of it a little boring.

    *****
    POV... first person

    Standalone or series... multi author series CAN be read as standalone

    Hangover... no

    Recommend... maybe

    Reread... probably not

    *****
    Reed Lassiter
    Troy Bartholomew
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  • Mkaye
    5.0 out of 5 stars Bite Me, Santa
    Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024
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    This was a cute, quick read. I was a little concerned about someone who hates people wanting to be a social worker, but I think the love Reed receives from Troy will bring him out of his shell and it will work out. I loved Troy’s persistence, and their HEA was sweet.
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  • Wintermask
    4.0 out of 5 stars Another original idea for this series
    Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2019
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    This is a very enjoyable series with a lot of original stories. After awhile the romance tropes blur together, but so far all four of the series books that I’ve read have been original ideas. I’m not reading them in any particular order, so I don’t know how the others will be. I enjoyed the curmudgeonly Reed, so different from most romance heroes. Troy, while a little less unique, was still a very engaging MC.
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  • Tame Adams
    5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet & snarky Christmas story
    Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2019
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    I really enjoyed this book! I especially enjoyed how Reed was so snarky and yet hiding a tender heart, and Troy was his exact opposite, who was both fun-loving and kind. The pace wasn’t rushed, and it came to a satisfying conclusion.
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  • Lily Bushong
    4.0 out of 5 stars Amazing
    Reviewed in the United States on July 31, 2020
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    This was great. I love Troy and Reed. Troy was amazing with realizing Reed needed a friend and deciding he would be that friend to help Reed love Christmas again.
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  • Phyllida Ludd
    3.0 out of 5 stars I was prepared to give this 5 stars...
    Reviewed in the United States on December 14, 2019
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    I was going to give this 5 stars based on the first 40% of snarky narration by Reed, but the last 60% was an extreme letdown. I'm not a fan of the cliched Big Tragic Backstory. I also didn't care for the extreme slow burn all the way to the extremely rushed ending. The book was just very clunky in execution, and is worth 2.5 stars at best. I will probably not read anything by this author again.
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  • Brenda L
    5.0 out of 5 stars Merry Christmas
    Reviewed in Canada on December 21, 2019
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    Festive love you cannot help enjoy this book. I love the secret Santa gifts. I like stories that are not insta-love but a slow and gradual love story. This author is a must read must buy.
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  • Jozey
    3.0 out of 5 stars Interesting. Good little story!!!
    Reviewed in Canada on December 1, 2021
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    <b>Contains: relationship between colleague, christmas, secret santa, a broken car and a new friendship. </b>

    Cute little Christmas story filled with grinch character. <b> A Christmas lover who tries to convince the office grinch that Christmas is a time of joy. </b> The main MC doesn't like Christmas and he has his reasons that we learn towards the end.
    The author shares with you a <b> lot of emotions that might even bring tears to your eyes. </b>
    Remove 2 stars. 1 because I always had to guess in which pov each chapter was. And another one because it could have been so much more.
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  • K.H.
    3.0 out of 5 stars Lonely Scrooge
    Reviewed in Canada on December 23, 2019
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    A sweet short of a Scrooge and a Christmas lover connecting over the holidays. Reed hates the holidays and spends it alone, but that isn't much different from usual. He has closed himself off and lives a fairly solitary life, despite working in a busy and social workplace. When his coworker Troy starts speaking with him and working his way into his life Reed realizes all he has missed alone. When Troy brings Reed along on his favourite Christmas activities and gives them new life Reed starts to open up and may be finally willing to bring down his walls and talk about just why he hates the "most wonderful time of the year".
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