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Bite Me, Santa (The Night Realm: Christmas Marked Book 1) Kindle Edition

4.7 out of 5 stars 1,039 ratings

A very vampy Christmas...


This is it. The moment I’ve been waiting for. Christmas on Megelle Island is the biggest event of the year, and somehow I've been hired to plan it all: parties, activities, festivals, and the Christmas Eve ball at the palace. So what if I'm a last minute substitute because the old party planner got run over by a reindeer? So what if the King and Queen ask me to also plan their son’s engagement party within six days? So what if the cottage I rented was accidentally double booked and now I have an ancient, brooding vampire breathing down my neck every day? None of that matters. If I succeed, this job will make my career skyrocket…but if I fail to satisfy the King and Queen then I could find myself blacklisted and out of a job.

It's make or break it time. Nothing is going to stand in my way.

Especially not the sharp-tongued, sapphire-eyed Lexington Prescott who smells like lavender and snow. Does he like me? No. Do I like him? Not one bit. Does his scowl give me butterflies? Definitely not. I'm a professional. I can pull this off, I just need to ignore this passion a little bit longer...after all, what could possibly go wrong?

*Part of a mini-series but can be read as a standalone, in any order with the others

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09KPM4CBS
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Wanderlost Publishing & Leo Press (December 1, 2021)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 1, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 5.7 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 266 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B09M9XCLZN
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 1,039 ratings

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Chandelle LaVaun
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Chandelle LaVaun is the ultimate fangirl. Her love of Harry Potter and The Mortal Instruments inspired her to write her own books. When she’s not writing she’s on the beach soaking up the sun with a book in her hand.

List of Chandelle's books:

THE COVEN: ELEMENTAL MAGIC (Season One)

THE COVEN: ACADEMY MAGIC (Season Two)

THE COVEN: SCHOOL OF MAGICAL ARTS NOVELLAS

THE COVEN: OLD MAGIC STANDALONE

THE COVEN: FAE MAGIC (Season Three)

THE COVEN: SHIFTER MAGIC STANDALONE

THE COVEN: VAMPIRE MAGIC (Season four)

THE COVEN: recommended reading order:

The Chosen Witch (Prequel Novella)

The Lost Witch (Season 1; Book 1)

The Brave Witch

The Rebel Witch

The Broken Witch

The Eternal Witch

The Aether Witch

The Fire Witch (Season 1; Sequel Novella Book 7)

The Hidden Witch (Season 2; Book 1)

The Fallen Witch

The City Witch (Companion Novella 1)

The Wild Witch

The Frozen Witch

The Secret Witch

The Uptown Witch (Companion Novella 2)

The Empire Witch (Companion Novella 3)

The Rose Witch

The Cursed Witch (Season 3; Book 1)

The Rogue Witch

The Rotten Witch

The Death Witch

The Wolf Witch

The Blood Witch (Season 4; Book 1)

The Potion Witch - coming soon

GODS REBORN:

Queen of Death (Prequel)

Queen of Bones (Book 1) - coming soon

FORGOTTEN KINGDOMS (shared world):

Of Blood & Nightmares - coming Oct 24th

THE NIGHT REALM: MAGIC MARKED (Season One)

Midnight Mage (Book 1)

Marvel Mage (Book 2)

Master Mage (Book 3)

THE NIGHT REALM: COURT MARKED (Season Two)

Fatal Fae (Book 1)

Fiery Fae (Book 2)

Final Fae (Book 3) - coming soon

THE NIGHT REALM: CHRISTMAS MARKED

Bite Me, Santa (Book 1)

Jingle My Bells (Book 2)

Trim My Tree (Book 3)

Ride My Sleigh (Book 4)

Stuff My Stocking (Book 5)

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Customers enjoy this Christmas novella for its fun story filled with magic and excellent witty banter. The book features a strong female main character and sizzling chemistry between the characters, with one customer describing it as an elegant supernatural love story. They appreciate the creative world-building, with one review highlighting the expansion of the world, and find the pacing fast.

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25 customers mention "Readability"25 positive0 negative

Customers find the book to be an awesome and fun read, with one customer particularly appreciating its excellent witty banter.

"...This is a fun, exciting and funny story with lots of lovely romance with an old fashioned Vampire. I can’t wait to start reading book #2." Read more

"...in ways that built the protagonists, furthered the plot, and entertained the reader...." Read more

"Not a bad book to read while waiting on another from one of her other series' books to drop. Really elegant Christmas supernatural love story!..." Read more

"This is a great addition to the Night Realm universe! It was a fun story with the snark and sarcasm that these two authors are famous for...." Read more

17 customers mention "Story quality"17 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy this fun paranormal romance filled with magic, describing it as a best Christmas story.

"...This is a fun, exciting and funny story with lots of lovely romance with an old fashioned Vampire. I can’t wait to start reading book #2." Read more

"...with Carter and Lexington in ways that built the protagonists, furthered the plot, and entertained the reader...." Read more

"Such a great short story with the Christmas vibes you need...." Read more

"...The characters were well developed and interesting...." Read more

11 customers mention "Character development"11 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the characters in the book, with one mentioning the interesting conflict between the main characters and another noting the strong female protagonist.

"This was such an amazing and excitingly fun in a fantastic romantic way...." Read more

"...The opposite happened in fact. There are lots of fun characters mentioned that I'm sure are protagonists in other books... and they interacted with..." Read more

"...The main characters were perfect for each other even though it took some time for them to realize it...." Read more

"...Carter and Lexington have a great chemistry and similar personalities that cause a lot of tension in their relationship...." Read more

11 customers mention "Romance"11 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the romance in the book, with one describing it as an elegant Christmas supernatural love story.

"...This is a fun, exciting and funny story with lots of lovely romance with an old fashioned Vampire. I can’t wait to start reading book #2." Read more

"...I would recommend this book to a reader looking for a light hearted romance...." Read more

"...Really elegant Christmas supernatural love story! Must read!!!" Read more

"Best Christmas story, it had all the trees,bows and love but it also had the magic...." Read more

4 customers mention "Creativity"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the creativity of the book's world-building, with one customer highlighting its unique elements and another noting the talented party planner and decorator aspects.

"...The world building was creative and unique. The characters were well developed and interesting...." Read more

"Carter is a talented party planner and decorator...." Read more

"...Loved the expansion of this world and the new characters. It was such a fun read that I couldn't put it down...." Read more

"...There was sass, snark, snorting and a ton of magic, such a fun read that legit had me laughing out loud. Diving into book 2 now!" Read more

3 customers mention "Chemistry"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the chemistry in the book.

"...The chemistry was sizzling and I could not put this book down. I can't wait to read the next book in this series." Read more

"...Carter and Lexington have a great chemistry and similar personalities that cause a lot of tension in their relationship...." Read more

"Immediate Chemistry..." Read more

3 customers mention "Pacing"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book's pacing, with one describing it as a cute fast Xmas read.

"...I totally recommend this book if you want a fast, fun Christmas story that will bring lots of holiday cheer!" Read more

"This book was such a cute fast Xmas read, I really enjoyed all the characters...." Read more

"Many unique characters in a fast paced story. The conflict between the two main characters was interesting and the background was enjoyable...." Read more

3 customers mention "Sarcasion"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book's sarcastic tone, with one mentioning they giggle while reading it.

"...It was a fun story with the snark and sarcasm that these two authors are famous for...." Read more

"I loved everything about this story. There was sass, snark, snorting and a ton of magic, such a fun read that legit had me laughing out loud...." Read more

"...I truly enjoyed this love story. I was sighying and giggling all the time." Read more

Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2024
    This was such an amazing and excitingly fun in a fantastic romantic way. I love the Vampire family and I love the story between Lexington the vampire who finds his mate in a beautiful magical mage named Carter! When they each saw the mark, the Soulmate mark they each had and it matched exactly. This is a fun, exciting and funny story with lots of lovely romance with an old fashioned Vampire. I can’t wait to start reading book #2.
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2021
    This is the first time I've read a book by this author. I was intrigued by the synopsis and the blurb below the synopsis said this book could be read as a stand alone.

    It definitely can be read as a stand alone. I did not feel like I was missing parts of the story by not fully knowing other characters. The opposite happened in fact. There are lots of fun characters mentioned that I'm sure are protagonists in other books... and they interacted with Carter and Lexington in ways that built the protagonists, furthered the plot, and entertained the reader.

    I would recommend this book to a reader looking for a light hearted romance. Someone who wants an HEA that starts with a little fiction (not enemies to lovers) and prefers originally over cheese when it comes to romantic gestures.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2023
    Not a bad book to read while waiting on another from one of her other series' books to drop. Really elegant Christmas supernatural love story! Must read!!!
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2024
    Such a great short story with the Christmas vibes you need. It's nice to see some "side" characters from the main storyline (some may even get their own main story)
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2024
    When Megan and Chandelle come together to write a book, perfection is the result. This book is the 1st in a series of books that make me feel like I’m reading more about “family” members I have come to love and adore. This is a shorter book that you won’t be able to put down!
  • Reviewed in the United States on April 10, 2022
    I loved this book and if I could give it more stars I would. The world building was creative and unique. The characters were well developed and interesting. The main characters were perfect for each other even though it took some time for them to realize it. The chemistry was sizzling and I could not put this book down. I can't wait to read the next book in this series.
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2021
    This is a great addition to the Night Realm universe! It was a fun story with the snark and sarcasm that these two authors are famous for. Carter and Lexington have a great chemistry and similar personalities that cause a lot of tension in their relationship. I totally recommend this book if you want a fast, fun Christmas story that will bring lots of holiday cheer!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2025
    This book wasn't like the adventure books if that is what you're looking for. It was more like a hallmark Christmas movie.
    It was good though.
    Spoiler......kind of...
    I did get frustrated and was yelling at the book lol. How do you not check your email for a week, especially when you own a business? If she did check it and just ignored it completely, especially the next day, then she was just very immature. He has a huge business my word. Things happen.
    I was SO glad even Ria told her off!!! I think he forgave way too easily lol.

Top reviews from other countries

  • Linda Figueira
    5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely
    Reviewed in Brazil on December 22, 2021
    This is a light, romantic, funny “x-mas” story. The settings are incredible, the characters are lovely, a perfect reading for this time of the year after a very harsh one. Enjoy yourself and let the magic guide you through it.
  • Stephyourchoicecare
    5.0 out of 5 stars Yeet another Brilliant win from the fantastic amazing authors
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 27, 2025
    Its fun and immersive - you get to know the characters another fantastic journey taken - Need more stories about the island
  • Elie
    4.0 out of 5 stars Nice book for Christmas
    Reviewed in France on January 11, 2022
    Probably need to read night realm to understand everything.
    Nice story to read close, with hot cocoa and a nice cover.
  • Meredith
    5.0 out of 5 stars Nothing New
    Reviewed in Australia on December 3, 2021
    What can I say?
    I bought this book yesterday, uploaded it, and thought I might read a couple of pages before bed. After midnight I finally put it down.
    Yet again another book that keeps the reader entranced by the story line that has been developed by Chandelle and Megan.
    I had laughed out loud at certain parts, chuckled at others, LOVED the name of the island and a corporation that entwined the authors names, and hope against hope that there is mention of or inclusion of the main characters again in a book by these 2 authors. All those vampire siblings to be married off! (hint, hint)
    FAN BLOODY TASTIC to put it in the words of an Aussie, cannot wait until the next release(s) from these authors.
  • Mrs Jacqueline Lawrence
    5.0 out of 5 stars bite me Santa
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 20, 2023
    Really enjoyed the book right amount of fun and magic enjoyed the story line will definitely read the next one

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