Curses for Every Occasion

Having read this extremely useful guide, the course of my so-far troubled life now makes clearer sense. It's quite obvious someone has been cursing me,
and for a very long time at that. Now I know why my leeks have failed, why I wake sneezing in the middle of the night without any signs of a cold, and why new shoes never fit when I get them home. I'm palpably cursed! Hopefully, the follow-up to this book will be Antidotes For The Cursed And How To Trace The Curser.

'May you pass on this book to all your offspring.'

Steve Huison (The Full Monty, Coronation Street)