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Eton Mess Massacre: Albert Smith's Culinary Capers Recipe 12 Kindle Edition

by Steve Higgs (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.7 out of 5 stars 2,961 ratings
Baking. It can get a guy killed.

When the chef tipped to win this year’s annual Eton Mess competition falls to his death in mysterious circumstances, Albert races to investigate - surely this is the work of the Gastrothief again.

However, Albert barely makes it out of the train station before his detective’s brain sees something most other people would never spot – a crime is about to take place and there’s no way he can ignore it.

Instantly shackled with a new problem, Albert attempts to solve both cases simultaneously, but is he up to the task?

It’s a good thing he has trusted partner Rex Harrison, the oversized former police dog, ready to lend a paw because this time he’s going to need all the help he can get.

New sidekicks to meet, new dishes to taste, and yet another deadly adventure awaits as Albert and Rex try to give the bad guys their just desserts!
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    Albert Smith's Culinary Capers
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    August 5, 2022
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"A thoroughly good wholesome read."


"I enjoyed this book immensely I loved the relationship between Rex and Albert and all the scrapes they get into I can't wait for the final showdown."


"Steve Higgs never disappoints! Hilarious story, I can't recommend these books too highly, so glad I discovered them."

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At school, the author was mostly disinterested in every subject except creative writing, for which, at age ten, he won his first award. However, calling it his first award suggests that there have been more, which there have not. Accolades may come but, in the meantime, he is having a ball writing mystery stories and crime thrillers and claims to have more than a hundred books forming an unruly queue in his head as they clamour to get out. He lives in the south-east corner of England with a duo of lazy sausage dogs. Surrounded by rolling hills, brooding castles, and vineyards, he doubts he will ever leave, the beer is just too good.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09SZGKYDZ
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (August 5, 2022)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 5, 2022
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 6.4 MB
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 223 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B0B7QZBR29
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When Steve Higgs wrote his debut novel, Paranormal Nonsense, he was a captain in the British Army. He would like to pretend that he had one of those careers that must be blacked out and generally denied by the government, and that he has to change his name and move constantly because he is still on the watch list in several countries. In truth, though, he started out as a mechanic - not like Jason Statham in the film by that name, sneaking around as a hitman, but more like one of those sleazy guys who charges a fortune and keeps your car for a week even though the only thing you went in for was a squeaky door hinge.

At school, he was largely disinterested in all subjects except creative writing, for which he won his first prize at the age of ten. However, calling it the first prize he won suggests that there were other prizes, which is not the case. Awards may yet come, but in the meantime, he enjoys writing mystery and thriller novels and claims to have more than a hundred books forming a restless queue in his mind because they are desperate to be written.

Now retired from the military, he lives in southeast England with a duo of lazy sausage dogs. Surrounded by rolling hills, brooding castles, and vineyards, he doubts he'll ever leave, the beer is just too good.

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Customers enjoy this book as part of the Culinary Capers series, finding it a fun and fast-paced read with engaging plots and plenty of action. They appreciate the humor, with one customer highlighting the entertaining dog conversations, while another notes the slyly witty Rex character. The book features wonderful characters and is well-written, making it an entertaining addition to the series.

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31 customers mention "Fun read"31 positive0 negative

Customers find the book fun to read, describing it as a thrilling adventure that is both entertaining and humorous.

"The adventure was good, but a little off the beaten path. Some parts were a little far fetched. Need more gastrothief, maybe in Cornwall?..." Read more

"This story was fun and though provocative. I really thought it was going to be lighter than the first few books but I was surprised at the intensity...." Read more

"Such an enjoyable pair. In this adventure, Rex finds a furry friend and helps Albert as usual. You will like it!" Read more

"...There are a lot of cute and funny moments in this book. It makes for a fun read...." Read more

25 customers mention "Humor"25 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the humor in the book, with one customer particularly appreciating the dog conversations and another noting the slyly witty Rex character.

"This series is always entertaining, and I love the dog conversations! As always, I look forward to the next book in the series!..." Read more

"Hilarity and mystery on every page! Love this one. The grand finale was exciting, too. But I can't say any more!" Read more

"...Some of the dog sections are really funny and teach a very important lesson. I had fun reading it and I think you will too. Happy Reading Everyone!!" Read more

"Excellent read. Suspense and humor and romance all in one." Read more

20 customers mention "Story quality"20 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the story quality of the book, finding the plots fun and interesting with plenty of action.

"Hilarity and mystery on every page! Love this one. The grand finale was exciting, too. But I can't say any more!" Read more

"This story was fun and though provocative. I really thought it was going to be lighter than the first few books but I was surprised at the intensity...." Read more

"...The introduction of the eager puppy made the story extra charming. Every book of culinary capers was fabulous. The dessert recipe was good too." Read more

"...However, the story is delightful and I mentally forgave Red when he took her pup under his wing and taught him to follow the scent of killers." Read more

16 customers mention "Enjoyment"16 positive0 negative

Customers love this series and find it entertaining, with one customer mentioning they enjoyed all 12 books.

"This series is always entertaining, and I love the dog conversations! As always, I look forward to the next book in the series!..." Read more

"Hilarity and mystery on every page! Love this one. The grand finale was exciting, too. But I can't say any more!" Read more

"So glad this series will continue as it is the very best! The introduction of the eager puppy made the story extra charming...." Read more

"...It is fun and the story lines are great. I love Rex, so good. I highly recommend the series." Read more

11 customers mention "Character development"11 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the characters in the book.

"I love Steve Higgs characters. They are so fun and so real. The whole story line about the Eaton Mess made me so hungry 😋 !!!..." Read more

"...In this story we meet a number of interesting people and Red and Albert become involved in another culinary caper ...." Read more

"Eton Mess introduces some saucy new characters, and keeps you engaged from start to finish...." Read more

"...reading with plenty of action, humor, well-designed plots, and diverse characters." Read more

6 customers mention "Readability"6 positive0 negative

Customers find the book readable and well written, with one mentioning that the plot twists are intriguing.

"...police dog Rex Harrison make this series profoundly entertaining and readable...." Read more

"...Our care is not a difficult read, full of too many characters but moves at a solid rate while tickling our fancy to the rest in the series...." Read more

"This book, like every book in this entertaining series, is easy reading with plenty of action, humor, well-designed plots, and diverse characters." Read more

"...Wonderful characters, great plot lines and beautifully written. These are just fun to read and I'm so grateful he keeps us entertained!!" Read more

3 customers mention "Crime rate"3 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the crime elements in the book.

"I loved this story! It has it all: action, adventure, criminals, amazing Rex, and lots of pudding. It will be tough waiting for the next adventure." Read more

"Love this whole series, but this one is spectacular!!! more crime, more mysteries, more everything!! Grab it now, Albert and Rex forever!!!" Read more

"As usual Albert's and Rex's capers are fun. Murder, mayhem and chases. And today a food fight. How appropriate. Loved it!" Read more

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  • Kristen
    5.0 out of 5 stars Always entertaining!
    Reviewed in the United States on September 19, 2024
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    This series is always entertaining, and I love the dog conversations! As always, I look forward to the next book in the series! Hope you enjoy them as much as I have.
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  • Gfeav
    5.0 out of 5 stars Another great Arthur and Rex story!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2024
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    Hilarity and mystery on every page! Love this one. The grand finale was exciting, too. But I can't say any more!
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  • Otto C Gehrke
    4.0 out of 5 stars Only a mention of gastrothief
    Reviewed in the United States on November 8, 2022
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    The adventure was good, but a little off the beaten path. Some parts were a little far fetched. Need more gastrothief, maybe in Cornwall? Awaiting the new book.
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  • Cinnabear
    5.0 out of 5 stars To much fun!
    Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2024
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    This story was fun and though provocative. I really thought it was going to be lighter than the first few books but I was surprised at the intensity. Some of the dog sections are really funny and teach a very important lesson. I had fun reading it and I think you will too. Happy Reading Everyone!!
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  • luv2read
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good book. Love books with dogs.
    Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2025
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    The dog in this book is Rex Harrison. He is a retired police dog. Albert Smith is a retired policeman. Albert is a widower, and his wife always teased him because he absolutely does not know how to cook. So they are visiting many places overseas where the great cooks are.
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  • arthound
    5.0 out of 5 stars I love this series !!! Love characters too.
    Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2024
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    So glad this series will continue as it is the very best! The introduction of the eager puppy made the story extra charming. Every book of culinary capers was fabulous. The dessert recipe was good too.
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  • A. Corwin
    5.0 out of 5 stars Another fun read
    Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2025
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    Such an enjoyable pair. In this adventure, Rex finds a furry friend and helps Albert as usual.
    You will like it!
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  • Timothy M. Eade
    4.0 out of 5 stars Pudding
    Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2024
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    The story is a bit mixed up. Took time to figure out that the Gatrothief wasn't the main theme. Otherwise...
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  • Lyn
    5.0 out of 5 stars Eton Mess Madness
    Reviewed in Australia on March 1, 2023
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    Steve Higgs has delivered another winner with Albert and Rex in the thick of murderous intent all around them whilst competing in a cooking competition and Rex mentoring an adoring German Shepherd pup towards his police dog future. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars a nice twist
    Reviewed in Canada on October 13, 2022
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    Thoroughly enjoyed Alberts new adventure. Rex as always was so entertaining. Loved the addition of of mom and puppy. Very cleverly written.
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  • Anne-Laure K.
    5.0 out of 5 stars Another hit!
    Reviewed in France on August 26, 2022
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    I just love this duo: elderly ex-policeman and younger ex-police dog! It's incredible how Steve Higgs
    continues to spin all those tales - especially with this series (even though I do appreciate the Patricia
    Fisher series as well), you keep reading and reading... The only drawback really is that one always
    finishes the book too quickly that way...
    I'm happy to learn that Alfred and Rex are still due for more adventures and will follow their exploits
    as a loyal reader!
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  • Mrs. Elizabeth J. M. Lyle
    5.0 out of 5 stars Mushy, silly and gripping.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 10, 2023
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    I used to have a German Shepherd. What a mushy pup, ruled by good and his ladies, so I have a fondness for this series. It's cleverly written, so will happily read all of them. Thank you Mr Higgs. A chapter or two is a 👍 reward at the end of a long day.
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  • cardikel
    5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed the whole series
    Reviewed in Australia on August 8, 2022
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    Take a light hearted romp on what was originally intended as a taste testing tour of the best of regional recipes through the British Isles. Retired Detective Superintendent Albert Smith & retired PD Rex end up on the trail of the "Gastrothief" solving murders & causing mayhem.
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