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The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators: Curse of the Zombie Omelet! Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Grivante (Author), Ian McEuen (Narrator), Grivante Press (Publisher)
4.0 out of 5 stars 170 ratings

An Arizona suburb over-run by a long buried tribe.

A race to stop the dead from unleashing an ancient curse.

Two brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.

The Zee Brothers: Curse of the Zombie Omelet is our action packed and hilarious introduction to Jonah, Judas & JJ, the lovable disaster prone trio, responsible for keeping the zombie apocalypse from becoming a reality.

Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee, is the dominating, classic music loving leader, that calls the shots and keeps them coming.

Tobacco chewing, Judas Zee is the gun slinging, rock music loving goofball, that is slow to learn, but always has his big brother’s back.

And the hot and sassy JJ, is the heroine that captures the brother’s hearts and eyes, while doing her best to keep her dog, Xanadu, out of trouble.

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  1. Listening Length
    1 hour and 55 minutes
  2. Author
    Grivante
  3. Narrator
    Ian McEuen
  4. Audible release date
    December 8, 2015
  5. Language
    English
  6. Publisher
    Grivante Press
  7. ASIN
    B0192A3NKC
  8. Version
    Unabridged
  9. Program Type
    Audiobook
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Listening Length 1 hour and 55 minutes
Author Grivante
Narrator Ian McEuen
Whispersync for Voice Ready
Audible.com Release Date December 08, 2015
Publisher Grivante Press
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B0192A3NKC
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Customers find the book humorous, keeping them chuckling until the end, and appreciate its funny zombie apocalypse plot filled with action. The book is easy to read, with customers mentioning they can finish it in one day, and they enjoy the characters. The illustrations receive positive feedback, with one customer noting they are nicely paced throughout the story, and customers describe the pacing as quirky.

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22 customers mention "Humor"22 positive0 negative

Customers find the book humorous, with many noting it kept them chuckling until the end.

"...Plus they look fantastic! I think this book is a great graphic novel material and I hope the author will bring us many more of these character..." Read more

"...But this one, I really liked. It had a great mixture of comedy, action and zombies with a new twist in it that I found to be hilarious...." Read more

"...It's a short read but filled to the brim with Zombie action, hilarious quips, and two brothers including their rescued companion JJ fight to lay..." Read more

"...This was a very different kind of zombie book and I really enjoyed it. The characters, location, and plot where all wonderful...." Read more

22 customers mention "Story quality"22 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the story quality of the book, describing it as a funny zombie apocalypse with plenty of action, and one customer notes it's a fast-paced narrative.

"...It had a great mixture of comedy, action and zombies with a new twist in it that I found to be hilarious...." Read more

"...It's a short read but filled to the brim with Zombie action, hilarious quips, and two brothers including their rescued companion JJ fight to lay..." Read more

"...The characters, location, and plot where all wonderful. Narrated by Ian McEven who I think made it even that much funnier and fun to listen too...." Read more

"...it, the chapters are the perfect length and the crazy tale kept me reading at a smooth pace...." Read more

13 customers mention "Readability"13 positive0 negative

Customers find the book easy to read, with several mentioning they finished it in one day, and one customer noting it's narrated by Ian McEven.

"...is one of the funniest and yet best written books that I've read this year...." Read more

"...The writing was pretty good, there was only one or two areas which I noticed mistakes or possible mistakes...." Read more

"...The characters, location, and plot where all wonderful. Narrated by Ian McEven who I think made it even that much funnier and fun to listen too...." Read more

"...I love the narration and especially loved the addition of the music, both during the story (queue Disco!) and at the end of the book...." Read more

11 customers mention "Character development"11 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the characters in the book.

"...They are so likable and the humorous exchanges are great. I would want them for my Zombie control hahaha...." Read more

"...Lots of humor to complement ample personality in all 3 main characters. Looking forward to learning more about Xanadu...." Read more

"...The characters were just ridiculous enough to be funny. Only problem I had was the forced sexy scenes...." Read more

"...It wasn't your typical book about a zombie apocalypse. I felt engaged with the characters and enjoyed the ride it took me on...." Read more

5 customers mention "Illustrations"5 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the illustrations in the book, finding them amazing and well-paced throughout the story, with one customer noting the cute dog character.

"...Plus they look fantastic! I think this book is a great graphic novel material and I hope the author will bring us many more of these character..." Read more

"...I came across this book and I thought it looked very good...." Read more

"...His imagination is wild, crazy and his humor is mastered to a true 'laugh out loud' wave...." Read more

"...I'm tempted to rename my dog Xanadu. The illustrations are nicely paced throughout the story and really set you right into the scene...." Read more

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  • Vanessa Kings
    5.0 out of 5 stars One of the funniest and yet best written books that I've read this year.
    Reviewed in the United States on November 28, 2015
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    I love zombies from before they were popular. I've watched many zombie movies and read thousands of zombie books. Let me tell you, none of them made me laugh like this book. Just look at the title, "Zombie Omelet?" What? When I read the title my finger just jumped over to the “Buy Now with one click” button. I had to read it.
    “The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators: Curse of the Zombie Omelet!” is one of the funniest and yet best written books that I've read this year. It's just not just another zombie story; it has action, humour and a very cute dog that you will love.
    After I finished reading the Non-Illustrated version I was torn about spending money on the same book to buy the illustrated one, but after I read the reviews I decided it was worth it, and yes it was! The illustrations add so much content to the story; put all scenes on perspective and a clear image in your head of what’s going on. Plus they look fantastic!
    I think this book is a great graphic novel material and I hope the author will bring us many more of these character's adventures, I would love to read them.
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  • I DRM Free
    4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Zombie Apocalypse
    Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2018
    Format: KindleVerified Purchase
    Do you have Zombies? Don’t call the Ghostbusters, call the Zee Brothers!

    An old man is hearing things scratching and skittering about under neath his house. He calls an exterminator but he determines it isn’t rats, but undead Zombies. He gives the old man a business card for the Zee Brothers who are Zombie Exterminators.

    Unfortunately the exterminator was lazy and left the hatch open when he left, before the Zee brothers arrive, the Zombies were out and about already. It’s now up to them to find out how to put them all back in the grave.

    I’ve read one of Grivante’s books before, it was a comic and I was pretty brutal against it. But this one, I really liked. It had a great mixture of comedy, action and zombies with a new twist in it that I found to be hilarious.

    The writing was pretty good, there was only one or two areas which I noticed mistakes or possible mistakes. There was one big plot hole which was heading toward a conclusion one way, but then that didn’t happen but it was not resolved.

    However this one does have DRM via Amazon. So I have to subtract 1 point.
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  • Kindle Customer
    3.0 out of 5 stars Mindless adventure
    Reviewed in the United States on July 4, 2018
    Format: Kindle
    If you need a light, mindless, Juvenile adventure story. This is the book for you. A perfect Beach read when you are bingeing on your favorite brew. If made into a movie it would be direct to DVD.
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  • Cayce Campaign
    5.0 out of 5 stars The Zee Brothers Bring The Zombie to Zombie Exterminators!
    Reviewed in the United States on October 21, 2015
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    It's October and every October I look for Zombie books to dive into. I came across this book and I thought it looked very good. The title reminded me of Ghostbustors only instead of ghosts, these Zombie Exterminators hunt down zombies.

    The story starts with an old man speaking with an exterminator about the different noises he had been hearing under his house. After a few minutes, the exterminator rushes out to reveal to his customer that it wasn't bugs he was infected with but zombies. This is where our Zee Brothers come in!

    Brothers Judas and Jonah Zee are in the Zombie Exterminator business and they never give up. After getting called up by the older gentleman, they rush over to the gated community to find out it is over run by native zombies who are out for revenge for their ancient burial places being disturbed, along with their amulet being stolen.

    It's a short read but filled to the brim with Zombie action, hilarious quips, and two brothers including their rescued companion JJ fight to lay these warriors to rest. Worth every penny! All I know is I want more from the Zee Brothers!
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  • Mindjacked
    5.0 out of 5 stars Zombie Omlets
    Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2022
    Format: Audible AudiobookVerified Purchase
    The Zee brothers Jonah and Judas along with JJ and her dog Xanadu are just trying to keep their area of Arizona from being overrun by zombies and the zombies unleashing their curse of the town. So the funny and danger prone trio go about their business of exterminating the Zombies.

    This was a very different kind of zombie book and I really enjoyed it. The characters, location, and plot where all wonderful. Narrated by Ian McEven who I think made it even that much funnier and fun to listen too. This is the first of the series I have gotten to listen too and I certainly hope not the last.
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  • Nancy
    2.0 out of 5 stars I love zombies though
    Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2018
    Format: KindleVerified Purchase
    Just really not my cup of tea... I love zombies though.
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  • Neesie315
    4.0 out of 5 stars Native American Zombies meet Rednecks
    Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2018
    Format: KindleVerified Purchase
    The Zee Brothers are hilarious! If you love to laugh at zombie shenanigans, this book is for you!

    Jonah and Judas are Zombie Exterminators, called in to rid homes of the worst kinds of pests. This time when they get the call, they are too late to save their client, but they still take on the job, because that's what they do! The disturbance of Native American burial grounds and the loss of an amulet (or is it an omelet?) causes zombies to rise in order to get the amulet back. In the meantime, the people in the community have also been turned into zombies.

    Laugh out loud funny at times, I truly enjoyed this book. If you are offended by gore, sexist remarks or cursing, don't bother reading this one. If you love the irreverence that Grivante brings to the genre, this is thoroughly entertaining.

    I love the narration and especially loved the addition of the music, both during the story (queue Disco!) and at the end of the book. The narrator did a great job and this book is a rapid fire zombie fest.
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  • Kay Mack
    4.0 out of 5 stars Zombie Humour.
    Reviewed in Australia on October 26, 2020
    Format: KindleVerified Purchase
    I wasn’t sure about reading this story. After all zombie outbreaks are nothing to laugh at. I took the plunge. And laughed. After all, it is funny!
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