Terra Kaffe - Shop now
Kindle Unlimited
Unlimited reading. Over 4 million titles. Learn more
OR
$3.99 with 73 percent savings
Print List Price: $14.99

These promotions will be applied to this item:

Some promotions may be combined; others are not eligible to be combined with other offers. For details, please see the Terms & Conditions associated with these promotions.

You've subscribed to ! We will preorder your items within 24 hours of when they become available. When new books are released, we'll charge your default payment method for the lowest price available during the pre-order period.
Update your device or payment method, cancel individual pre-orders or your subscription at
Your Memberships & Subscriptions
Kindle app logo image

Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.

Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web.

Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app.

QR code to download the Kindle App

Follow the author

Something went wrong. Please try your request again later.

DADDY: SPLATTERPUNK HORROR MAYHEM (Daddy's Girl Book 1) Kindle Edition

4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 155 ratings

DADDY: He’s not a helicopter parent. He’s an Apache Gunship parent. When he finally lets Soyoung go to her first sleepover, of course he's tracking her phone.
BUT SHE'S NOT WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

DADDY IS GOING TO GET HER BACK.

SOYOUNG: Daddy is her only family, and he’s totally overprotective. Finally 18, after running the "standard sleepover background checks," he's giving her a taste of freedom: spending the night at her best friend’s house. Just her and Madison.

But Maddie has other plans—BIG plans. They're getting slutted up and going out. Drinking, drugs, piercings, kissing and... that's just the start. Maddie's gonna lift the veil on Soyoung's innocence in the biggest way of all.

Maddie's taken Soyoung, but Daddy is just behind. A 7-foot monster of a father who'll tear through anything or anyone standing in his way to get his daughter back.

DADDY IS COMING, and as long-buried secrets rise, anyone in his path will be obliterated.

Shop this series

See full series
See included books
1 unreleased or unavailable book is excluded.
Shop this series
There are 3 books in this series.
Bundle price: Kindle price
By placing your order, you're purchasing a license to the content and you agree to the Kindle Store Terms of Use.

This option includes 2 books.

Something went wrong.
Bundle price: Kindle price
By placing your order, you're purchasing a license to the content and you agree to the Kindle Store Terms of Use.

Customers also bought or read

Loading...

From the Publisher

daddy cover with author name and book title "Daddy" by "Crowley Barns"

DADDY - "Shockingly Cute" and "Wild AF"

“Moments of funny sweetness mixed in with horrific nastiness.”

“I do find it quite refreshing we actually get a shemale type character in an extreme horror novel.”

“Weirdly wholesome for a book where someone deep fries and eats a guy.”

“Actually refreshing and love the twists and turns the story takes. It's wild af.”

“I normally don't comment on a lot of books or leave reviews, but man this was one heck of a read.”

“Of course it is gross and violent and nasty, but it is also really funny and even sweet. It is a pretty modern take on the whole "rampaging protective father" trope. Within 1 paragraph I could be grossed out and laughing, and sometimes even thinking "that's so wholesome"! While blood drips off a tied up kids face. Never thought that would be a sentence.”

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0DFTFN57Z
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 20, 2024
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.5 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 212 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 155 ratings

About the author

Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations.
Crowley Barns
Brief content visible, double tap to read full content.
Full content visible, double tap to read brief content.

Crowley Barns is your nice friendly local serial killer =) Not really, but he likes to write completely over the top books full of crazy twists, non-stop action, insane protagonists and antagonists, and tons of humor.

He used to be an English professor and carnie (though not simultaneously) and is now a writer living in Spain.

Customer reviews

4.1 out of 5 stars
155 global ratings

Review this product

Share your thoughts with other customers

Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2024
    Want to see a innocent girl turn herself into a love doll? Check.
    Want to see a Father get what he wants to find his daughter? Check.
    Want to see some adults who causally are preds and somehow despite them? Check.
    Want to see some good shemale action? Check.
    Want to see some wacky kinky things happen? Check.

    If you say yes to all of these, then your in for quite the ride. I normally don't comment on alot of books or leave reviews, but man this was one heck of a read. Story quite simple and there were only a few moments that wanted me to know what happens afterwards. Definitely will check out more works from the author and I hope a sequel will be in the making. Best dad for real.
    3 people found this helpful
    Report
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 30, 2024
    The stylized writing put me in the headspace of hyperstylized ultraviolence a la Tarantino or Zack Snyder. There's nothing pretty or nice or sweet about this book, but it sure is hilarious and gross and way out there.

    Definitely don't pick this up if you don't read splatterpunk or extreme horror to any degree.
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2024
    Loved this book, it was one crazy ride. If you like your horror extreme don't pass this one up it's awesome. Can't wait for the second book Daddy's Girl. 😁👍
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2024
    What did I just read? I’m not entirely sure but damn I really enjoyed it and fully plan to read the next one.
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024
    Love xoxo
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 31, 2024
    Daddy a wonderful coming of age story. In this extreme tale, we get to see an innocent young girl turned into a love doll as her overprotective father searches for her. We get to meet her devious best friend who introduces the young girl to a variety of intimate opportunities with adults as well as a shemale. Sulka would be proud. Best of all, there will be a sequel! If you love extreme horror at its finest, I highly recommend this book.
  • Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2024
    Loved how well this book was written. It was both extremely shocking but respectful at the same time. Everything comes together so perfectly in the end. Definitely recommend for any extreme horror fans
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2024
    I saw this book recommended on reddit and gave it a try. I enjoyed DADDY on for a few reasons. Of course it is gross and violent and nasty, but it is also really funny and even sweet. It is a pretty modern take on the whole "rampaging protective father" trope. Within 1 paragraph I could be grossed out and laughing, and sometimes even thinking "that's so wholesome"! While blood drips off a tied up kids face. Never thought that would be a sentence. For people that like extreme splatterpunk, I say check it out.
    3 people found this helpful
    Report

Top reviews from other countries

  • Animal123
    5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 29, 2024
    This book had giggling from the start, and in places laughing out loud, suppose I have a sick twisted sense of humour. Best splatterpunk I've read love the Barns Brothers
  • Tina Emery
    5.0 out of 5 stars Call me Daddy
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 21, 2024
    This was my first Barns book. It won't be my last over the top sex and gore, what more could you ask for an easy 5 stars from me
  • kim wood
    5.0 out of 5 stars Daddy’s Girl
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 5, 2024
    WTF 😳 A wild , mind blowing book ❗️ Madness , funny ,violent, head shaking story . Definitely recommend, more please 🙏🏻
  • Linz
    5.0 out of 5 stars A wild ride
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 3, 2024
    That was a fun wild ride. I'm just gonna say it. I LOVE DADDY. It's been I while since I last had a book boyfriend and I chose Daddy. He really is the whole package. Big, strong, protective, muscular, and he loves his family. So yeah he's mine now.
    From the first to the last page this book is just a fun time. I'm gonna need more daddy now please.

Report an issue


Does this item contain inappropriate content?
Do you believe that this item violates a copyright?
Does this item contain quality or formatting issues?