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I Should Have Read the EULA 2: An Isekai LitRPG Adventure Kindle Edition

4.7 out of 5 stars 826 ratings

Being indentured to the God of Dungeons was not on Sebastian’s list of life goals, but when an unfortunate encounter with a semi-truck sent him on a journey across the cosmos to a new world, he did a pretty good job of rolling with the punches.

Bonding a beautiful succubus, teaming up with a gorgeous redhead warrior, and saving the world from a demon invasion… All in a day’s work, but as they say: No rest for the wicked.

With the threat of another demon incursion looming on the horizon, our intrepid hero has been subcontracted out to the Goddess of Towers to assist her Chosen in determining if the Argent Spire has been compromised.

Seems straightforward, right? Not so much. The Argent Spire’s level requirements mean a few pitstops along the way to grind out some levels and gear… and then there’s surviving elven politics.

This book contains cursing, violence, untraditional relationships, and adult content.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0C7PT1B2S
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ ; 1st edition (July 1, 2023)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 1, 2023
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.7 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 516 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 out of 5 stars 826 ratings

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Once I ruled the skies. My scales hardened against any weapons that mortals could bring to bear. Empires bowed to my might, and a single fiery breath from my tooth-filled maw could destroy armies. I was a god… but even divinity gets boring after a while, and so I went to sleep.

I awoke in a human form. Soft, squishy, and way too round for my own comfort. Gone were my scales and breath, and the magic that once fed my existence was now a trickle. I had become that over which I once ruled… a human. But at least it wasn't boring.

Now I put that final vestige of my once majestic nature to work creating stories for other humans to enjoy. To feed their imaginations and let them experience the glory I once lived.

The most mighty of humans: The Author.

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Customers enjoy the book's storyline, with one review highlighting its engaging world-building. Moreover, the book receives positive feedback for its readability, character development, and pacing, with customers finding it well-paced and thoroughly enjoyable.

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21 customers mention "Storyline"18 positive3 negative

Customers enjoy the storyline of the book, appreciating its fun and thrilling elements, with one customer highlighting the engaging world-building and another noting the drama and intrigue.

"Loved this as much as the first installment. The story is crafted in a pleasing and careful way, with the characters developing as the events unfold...." Read more

"...More leveling. More women. More everything. We'll written and fun to read." Read more

"...book, I enjoyed the pacing, characters, setting, and evolving/expanding storyline of this one...." Read more

"...Love the world building with each chapter that I read as well as MC + Harem expansion. I hope that this series extends for awhile!!!" Read more

20 customers mention "Readability"20 positive0 negative

Customers find the book thoroughly enjoyable, with one customer noting it's just as good as the first book in the series.

"Book 1 was a great start. Book 2 picks right back up and even increases the pace. More leveling. More women. More everything...." Read more

"The first book was good and well paced but the MC is boring. Mild spoilers ahead:..." Read more

"Man this adventure just keeps getting better and better hopefully Crowe gets a sweet new guitar added to his collection or maybe one that has a way..." Read more

"I loved the first book and book 2 only compounds the fun and Thrills to make this series even better...." Read more

12 customers mention "Character development"12 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the character development in the book.

"...is crafted in a pleasing and careful way, with the characters developing as the events unfold. Highly recommend picking up this series!" Read more

"Much as with the first book, I enjoyed the pacing, characters, setting, and evolving/expanding storyline of this one...." Read more

"I really enjoyed the characters and action scenes, both in battles and spice. Looking forward to reading book 3 soon!" Read more

"Lots to digest in this exciting episode. The cast of characters grows and the drama and intrigue as well...." Read more

4 customers mention "Pace"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the pacing of the book, with one describing it as a hell of a run.

"Book 1 was a great start. Book 2 picks right back up and even increases the pace. More leveling. More women. More everything...." Read more

"The first book was good and well paced but the MC is boring. Mild spoilers ahead:..." Read more

"Much as with the first book, I enjoyed the pacing, characters, setting, and evolving/expanding storyline of this one...." Read more

"This was a great book. The pace was good and our heroes were working overtime on this mission. I like the concept that this is for the marbles...." Read more

3 customers mention "Pacing"3 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the pacing of the book, with one customer describing it as a journey through a world of beauty.

"...Come ! Journey through this world of beauty, dangers and beautiful creatures and sex !!! Lots and lots of sex !!! See you there ! Come on !!! NOW !!!" Read more

"The second book was as good as the first. Loved the fell of the world and how the system worked in the world. Can’t wait for the next one." Read more

"More adventures and fun times. Liked seeing the towers and how they worked. Interesting new companions. Really looking forward to more in this series." Read more

Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2024
    Loved this as much as the first installment. The story is crafted in a pleasing and careful way, with the characters developing as the events unfold. Highly recommend picking up this series!
  • Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2024
    Book 1 was a great start. Book 2 picks right back up and even increases the pace. More leveling. More women. More everything. We'll written and fun to read.
  • Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2024
    The first book was good and well paced but the MC is boring. Mild spoilers ahead:

    The MC has a alias as a bard but no charisma, doesn't use playing to gather more information, he will play one song then be done in a bar. Another MC that has to have a meaningful connection but has that connection in two days.

    Overall this is a junk read with tired tropes.
  • Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2023
    Much as with the first book, I enjoyed the pacing, characters, setting, and evolving/expanding storyline of this one. At no time to me has the MC felt wildly OP, which I continue to enjoy, nothing is an automatic win, everything really needs to be fought and worked for.

    The steamy stuff takes up a little more of the book than I prefer, but that is as close to a complaint as I can muster.

    Really looking forward to book 3!
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2024
    I really enjoyed the characters and action scenes, both in battles and spice. Looking forward to reading book 3 soon!
  • Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2023
    Man this adventure just keeps getting better and better hopefully Crowe gets a sweet new guitar added to his collection or maybe one that has a way to transform into all the ones he had with different perks depending on the dungeon like summoning a band of kobolds or a swarm of spiders but I really want to see him get a second class next to his warlock skill set till then we wait for the third book to see what happens
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2024
    I loved this next novel in the series, and I cannot wait to pull out the sequel. Love the world building with each chapter that I read as well as MC + Harem expansion. I hope that this series extends for awhile!!!
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2024
    Lots to digest in this exciting episode. The cast of characters grows and the drama and intrigue as well. I am more than ready for the next installment

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  • Ken baker
    5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 8, 2023
    A worthy follow up to the first book.Unfortunately we now have the long wait for the next one to come out.Well done Sir.
  • guigui609
    5.0 out of 5 stars fun
    Reviewed in France on September 27, 2023
    Divertissant pour ce type de littérature avec un système d’avancement plutôt bien fait.
    Le principe du warlock est ce qui m’a convaincu de continuer cette série
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  • Anku K
    4.0 out of 5 stars A bit bland
    Reviewed in India on February 2, 2024
    Well there is hardly any progression, author is skipping in any explanations, there is also the illogical part about princess falling for MC without any interactions or reason. I mean I get it that you need to have some spicy scenes but don't make them on the fly without a proper buildup, as good as first book was, this one is hardly worth the time invested. Deserves 2 stars but I am Not giving it less than 4 stars otherwise amazon gets too hard on authors.
  • Scifi fan
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good series
    Reviewed in Australia on August 30, 2023
    Well crafted characters and an interesting world. I really enjoyed this and can't wait for the next installment of the series to
  • Kindle-Kunde
    4.0 out of 5 stars Good continuation
    Reviewed in Germany on August 28, 2023
    The book keeps the good elements from the second half of the first book, woth plenty of fighting, world building and roamnce/smut.
    The only little points of critique K have with it are that some of the girls fall into the mc's lap a bit to fast/easily, and that the essence gain situation ks really not all that well or consintently explained.

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