Millicent Havercroft, a cheese merchant, and proud market stall holder, has been beheaded and placed on a shelf in the Gloomwood library.

The city is suffering a spate of horrific food poisoning attacks.

Augustan Blunt has been dumped by his long-time, on-again-off-again girlfriend.

An organisation calling itself the 'culture' is covering the city in anti-food propaganda.

But worse still... Something has happened to the Grim Reaper's mid-afternoon snack.

Somebody's cheesed off...