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Jagdlied: a Chamber Novel for Narrator, Musicians, Pantomimists, Dancers & Culinary Artists (black and white hardcover) Hardcover – August 14, 2018
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LISTED AS THE NUMBER ONE BOOK OF 2018--AMY'S BOOKSHELF REVIEWS
This musically and graphically enriched chamber novel is an over-the-top black and blue comic extravaganza about the conspiratorial undoing of a teenage entitlement princess. The story throbs throughout with an undercurrent of apocalyptic motifs related to the extinction of art, fall of empire, and coming of the Antichrist. It is an epic farce that reads like an erotically supercharged psychological suspense thriller. The narrative takes the reader/audient on a veritable boomerang roller-coaster ride (with multiple inversions) through a reputational strip-and-whiptease of the novel's malignantly artful (albeit ingenuously doe-eyed) protagonist: a wealthy young heiress and socialite who boasts an exclusive claim to her progenitors' munificent estate. Her inheritance comprises an immense fortune amassed through shareholder investments in the world's largest employment recruiter: the multi-national temp agency behemoth known as the Pleasant Peasant Corporation.
The character-driven narrative of Jagdlied explores themes of jilted love, misinterpreted motives, paranoid ideations, bombastic egos, ghoulish envy, smoldering jealousy, unconscionable revenge ploys, extravagant public humiliations, ruthless power games, insatiable greed, pernicious corruption, feigned moral outrage from all sides, and even (Heaven forfend!) coldblooded murder--all the type of stuff pre-calculated to magnetize your run-of-the-thrill-seeking bookworms and bibliophiles.
A rich repository of tongue-in-cheek nonce words, malapropisms, neologisms, archaisms, spoonerisms, slanguage, and whole swaths of unintelligible nonsense, the text of Jagdlied is also replete with irreverently lurid, salacious, and scatologic elements, which serve to set it in motion as a formidable contender for the distinctive cachet of being regarded (by cultivated aesthetes of omnifarious persuasions) as a momentously serious dirty book. It is targeted towards percipient readers and audients in possession of a well-seasoned sick and--dare it be said--cruel batch of funny bones inflected with a gallows-cum-smoking-room bent.
Whilst the plot of this story (grotesquely absurd as it will undoubtedly be esteemed) embraces reflexively cringeworthy sadomasochistic motifs, its author would hesitate to instyle it as porn, yet he would not be wholly disinclined to characterize it as a farcical parody thereof. And whilst at the same time its author is admittedly predisposed to eschew ascribing labels of any kind to this opus (especially seeing as what he has concocted is so rarefied in its formal structure that it cannot be facilely pigeonholed), it may not be altogether off the mark to view it as a form of literary neurotica (if, indeed, there is such a genre) as opposed to the more boilerplate literotica--or what in sex nazi circles is dysphemistically adverted to (in no uncertain squirms) as "filth."
Whilst the text of Jagdlied may be read in silence as a novel in the traditional sense, it is ultimately written for the purpose of being recited by a skilled elocutionist to the accompaniment of extemporized music by ad hoc variable ensembles in relatively brief, self-contained or--depending on how one looks at it--semi self-contained episodes with the aid of a do-it-yourself improvisation kit provided in its appendix. This "kit" is likenable to a Baroque-style table of ornaments, albeit comprehending specific sets of chance operations for each and every participant involved in renditions of individual fascicles of this work. Aside from entailing a professional narrator and musical extemporizers, the score discretionarily calls for pantomime actors, dancers (hence choreographers), set designers, culinary artists, and even members of the audience itself.
- Print length556 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherGary L Noland
- Publication dateAugust 14, 2018
- Dimensions8.5 x 1.19 x 11 inches
- ISBN-101732302359
- ISBN-13978-1732302358
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"...a psychological thriller charged with dark humor, erotica, and thought-provoking philosophical questions ... unlike anything I have ever read ... a roller-coaster that keeps you on the edge of your seat ... the prose was a feast that satiated my mind, eyes, and ears ... an extraordinary reading experience ... will take you on an epic visual-auditory adventure, and is bound to keep you glued to your seat till the very end."--ONLINE BOOK CLUB
"... monumental ... farcical ... Perils of Pauline on steroids--modernized, more exaggerated, highly extravagant, and decadent ... lavishly illustrated with drawings that have a sixties Haight-Ashbury summer of love feel to them ... Noland's narrative sweep is so great and so strange that it lends itself readily to graphic depictions and ... musical accompaniment ... masterful, stylistic and complex. This is a huge book ... uniquely entertaining and truly worth experiencing.--AUTHORSREADING
"The author has skillfully crafted a tale of sour love, questionable characters, jealousy and revenge ... told vividly and imaginatively ... a thrilling literary ride ... leaves the reader so gloriously torn between the characters of the book. Not to mention glued to the pages as the story unfolds ... They beg the reader to read just one more page. To find out what happens next and then next. The term 'page turner' was coined for this book ... Rarely does a book possess so many winning qualities. Humor, drama, erotica, tragedy and much more. All delivered with expert craftsmanship and a generous dose of thrill ... a very enjoyable and entertaining ride."--LITERARY TITAN
"... a multifaceted novel about a wealthy heiress, socialite, and trust-fund diamond-digger debutante named Melody ... satirical ... Landon writes a narrative that follows Melody, the protagonist and anti-heroine, as she navigates everything from business to broken hearts, and courtrooms to carnivals ... Jagdlied is everything it sets out to be and the creative genius of Landon is delivered at full throttle. In short: I loved this book. It's a wholly unique concept ... Highly recommended!"--JAMIE MICHELE, READERS' FAVORITE
"... comic thriller ... Follow Melody on a ... farcical journey as she learns some hard truths about life, love and whatever comes in between ... Jagdlied was one of those 'oh my gosh!' books ... colorful and strangely eclectic mix of words ... The plot is totally outlandish ... genius ... incredibly complex ... creative book ... no denying the cleverness."--ANNE-MARIE REYNOLDS, READERS' FAVORITE
"... creative genius ... unique ... thought-provoking ideas and language ... memorable and enjoyable. I highly recommend this creation as an experience not to be missed!"--GOLFWELL.NET
"... a thriller novel unlike any other. Its words lead you on a journey that gives a unique literary style ... I was curious and lost within the pages immediately. The plot was complex. Dolly Gray Landon knows how to write in a way that piques one's interest and holds it until the end ... this is a rich, fun, and ... epic read."--URBAN BOOK REVIEWS
"... a wild ride ... kept me reading! ... a niche read for artists of all kinds looking for something unexpected to create ... an explosive collection of content that will certainly get creative minds going ... not for the faint of heart."--K.C. FINN, READERS' FAVORITE
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- Publisher : Gary L Noland (August 14, 2018)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 556 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1732302359
- ISBN-13 : 978-1732302358
- Item Weight : 3.44 pounds
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 1.19 x 11 inches
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About the author

Award-winning author and acclaimed composer Gary Lloyd Noland, also known by the pen name Dolly Gray Landon, was born in Seattle in 1957 and grew up on a plot of land three blocks south of UC Berkeley called People's Park, a hub of civil unrest. He studied music at UC Berkeley, the Boston Conservatory, and Harvard, earning a PhD in Music Composition in 1989. Noland's prolific catalogue includes piano, vocal, chamber, orchestral, and experimental works, as well as full-length plays and chamber novels. His award-winning, 77-hour-long gesamtkunstwerk JAGDLIED was named the number one book of 2018. His monumental 39 Variations on an Original Theme in F Major has been praised as a "titanic achievement" in the literature for solo piano. His most recent novel, "The At-Your-Beck Felicity Conveyor" won the LITERARY TITAN BOOK AWARD in December, 2024.
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Customers find this book to be a masterfully crafted satire, with one review describing it as a comedy of errors. The illustrations receive positive feedback, with one customer highlighting the wonderful illustrations. Customers describe the book as brilliant and entertaining.
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Customers praise the book's masterfully crafted satire, with one customer noting its clever commentary and another highlighting its spirit of a comedy of errors.
"...Outlandish and satirical, morose and excessive. The first few paragraphs had me chuckling simply for the words...." Read more
"...a story told in a very refined and peculiar fashion, in the spirit of a comedy of errors...." Read more
"...But this is all part of the masterfully crafted satire, and once you get hooked to the writing here, you get hooked...." Read more
"...The book is full of wonderful illustrations which are thought provoking, much like the story itself." Read more
Customers appreciate the book's art quality, with one mentioning its wonderful illustrations, while another notes that art is subjective.
"...to the music in the book, but trust me, the words and drawings are enough for anyone to enjoy...." Read more
"Art is subjective, and a lot of reviewers love this book. I, however, did not. I am going to assume I just didn't 'get it'...." Read more
"...It is a story told in a very refined and peculiar fashion, in the spirit of a comedy of errors...." Read more
"...The book is full of wonderful illustrations which are thought provoking, much like the story itself." Read more
Customers find the book enjoyable and brilliant, with one describing it as a rather intense read.
""I want to start off by saying that I really enjoyed this book and am looking forward to reading more books by this author...." Read more
"This is such a brilliantly and subversively constructed satire...." Read more
"...This is a rather intense read, melancholic, but entertaining. One minute the topic was disturbing, the next, I was chuckling at the humor...." Read more
"...It's like nothing I had ever read and I'm constantly consuming literature. This book is as delicious as anything you could possibly feed your mind." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2020As a writer, I should have the wherewithal to describe this book, but alas, they escape me! Outlandish and satirical, morose and excessive. The first few paragraphs had me chuckling simply for the words. It had me thinking of the 60's in California and the flee flowing pills, and how one would ponder in exuberance, the meaning of life within a petal of a flower.
I was unfortunate enough not to have sound on my computer, so I couldn't enjoy the links to the music in the book, but trust me, the words and drawings are enough for anyone to enjoy. I haven't seen anything like this in any other book I have picked up and I'm greatly pleased to have this in my library for it's uniqueness alone! Bravo to the author for this grandiose work!
- Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2020Art is subjective, and a lot of reviewers love this book. I, however, did not. I am going to assume I just didn't 'get it'. This book is, in my opinion, an unbelievably pretentious hot mess. I couldn't make it through the book, and had to force myself to read enough to leave a review. With that said, the author did express a lot of creativity in the concept, which I thought was really cool.
- Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2020Jagdlied is quite an odd novel, starting with its title. In German, jagdlied means, "hunting song," and that specifically refers to Jagdlied, which was composed in 1834 by Mendelssohn. Say hello to Jagdlied: a Chamber Novel for Narrator, Musicians, Pantomimists, Dancers & Culinary Artists by Dolly Gray Landon. This is a tale of Melody, a young woman used to a certain level of luxury who will do whatever it takes to maintain it including all sorts of naughty schemes. It is a story told in a very refined and peculiar fashion, in the spirit of a comedy of errors. While the flow of the narrative gets lost in the attempt at rich and elevated language, this is not without its charms. The wordplay can be exhausting. How often do you hear someone scolding you with the likes of this: "an unflinchingly rigorous, almost superhumanly self-denying, effort to assist thee in overcoming thine egregiously glaring moral inlackings, spiritual wanes, and intellectual deficiencies." That said, this "chamber novel" should appeal to plenty of fans for this sort of absurd humor.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2020"I want to start off by saying that I really enjoyed this book and am looking forward to reading more books by this author.
Has quite an interesting storyline. It was so nicely paced that I couldn't put the book down and managed to ""binge-read"" it well within a day.
The science fiction is believable and the story line is plausible and reverting. There are a few plot twists that make it that much more exciting. In addition, the characters are real and fun.
I really enjoyed it! Dolly Gray Landon has become my absolute favorite author. I recommend this book highly. "
- Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2020This is such a brilliantly and subversively constructed satire. It's definitely not easily accessible to everyone and consists of a lot of over-the-top, flowery, wordy language. For example, one sentence reads, "Such was the seethingly abrasive and pernicious psychologic power of his scrupulously chosen words that they made his enemies imprevaricably clam up and run off with their tails atwix their legs." But this is all part of the masterfully crafted satire, and once you get hooked to the writing here, you get hooked. There's a lot of clever commentary in this book, and I'd recommend it!
- Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2020It took me awhile to get in tune with the book, but once I stopped over thinking things, the flow came naturally. This is a rather intense read, melancholic, but entertaining. One minute the topic was disturbing, the next, I was chuckling at the humor. The book is full of wonderful illustrations which are thought provoking, much like the story itself.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2020I've never used the word tour de force in a sentence before and have probably never typed it. But in thinking about how to describe this novel, I had to reach beyond my normal vocabulary! You can absolutely trust that the reviews in the book's description are not hyperbole. It's like nothing I had ever read and I'm constantly consuming literature. This book is as delicious as anything you could possibly feed your mind.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2018Jagdlied by Dolly Gray Landon is a thriller novel unlike any other. Its words lead you on a journey that give a unique literary style I have not seen before. I was curious and lost within the pages immediately. The plot was complex. Dolly Gray Landon knows how to write in a way that peaks one's interest and holds it until the end. The language was a bit bigger than my normal reads, yet it was still a good read. Due to the level of content and words, I highly recommend it for adults only. Although, I can see young adults grabbing this book and hiding away to read it. There was a combination of styles poured into this book. They add to the flavor. Reading this book takes time, but it has so much to offer. Overall, this is a rich, fun, and one epic read.
I received this copy from the publisher. This is my voluntary review.