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The Little Book of Rude Limericks Kindle Edition

by Patricia Feinberg Stoner (Author), Bob Bond (Illustrator) Format: Kindle Edition
3.9 out of 5 stars 42 ratings
From the north of England… A greedy young fellow from York Was exceptionally fond of roast pork. When he saw the dish come He’d cry ‘Yummy, yum-yum!’ And excitedly flourish his fork. to the south of France… A cheerful young fellow named Trev Went off for a romp in Lodève. But he soon lost his smile When he caught something vile In a house of delight called Mon Rêve. this little book of limericks – mostly naughty rather than downright rude (but there are exceptions!) – ranges far and wide. Open it and learn how a knight-errant with a lisp can still command respect; how ladies on the autoroute don’t give their favours away for free, and how tajine is really only a posh word for stew.
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    61 pages
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    November 15, 2017
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0768ZL7WP
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Fascom
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 15, 2017
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.5 MB
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 61 pages
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0995746251
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.9 out of 5 stars 42 ratings

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Patricia Feinberg Stoner

Patricia Feinberg Stoner

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Patricia Feinberg Stoner is an award-winning British writer, a former journalist and publicist. She spent ten years as international press officer for Granada Television before setting up her own PR company.

For four years she and her husband lived in the Languedoc, in the south of France, where her books ‘At Home in the Pays d’Oc,’ ‘Tales from the Pays D’Oc’ and ‘Murder in the Pays d’Oc’ are set.

Patricia has also published three books of comic verse: ‘Paw Prints in the Butter,’ ‘The Little Book of Rude Limericks’ and ‘Pelicans Can’t Read’.

You may find her on Facebook (Paw Prints in the Butter) and on Twitter @PawPrints66.

Since 2022 Patricia and her husband, also a writer, have been running Perdisma Edits, offering proofreading, copy editing and publishing and marketing advice services. Visit their website www.Perdisma.com for a free offer or find them on Facebook and Twitter.

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  • Toscana
    4.0 out of 5 stars Something for everyone – especially if you like a bit of sauce and frisson in your rhymes
    Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2017
    This is a little book of wise and hilarious cures for the blues. There’s a laugh for all occasions: from times when cookery goes wrong and you’re not quite sure about tagine, whether to throw in snails or lamb or chick peas; what happens when a greedy young man eats too many figs; when Michael Flanders met a gnu in a zoo and quite a few ditties about beloved Auntie Beeb, to name a few. Then, there’s a whole terrine of limericks about “our friends across the Channel” – maybe the politicians could use some of them to lighten up the Brexit talks. Something for everyone – especially if you like a bit of sauce and frisson in your rhymes. Leave it out on your coffee table and treat yourself to a smile and a half. I really enjoyed this little book of rhymes but I preferred the authors book, "At home in the Pays d'Oc".
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 6, 2024
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    Exactly as you want it to be!
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  • Colin Williamson
    3.0 out of 5 stars Not rude
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 8, 2025
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    Not rude enough for me!
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  • Zoe King
    5.0 out of 5 stars Rude it certainly is.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 24, 2018
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    Rude it certainly is... but also, laugh out loud funny at times. Such as 2.00am, when I should be asleep, but just wanted to read one more. I sincerely hope my cackling didn't wake the neighbours. Patricia is a natural, these little rhymes are both clever and funny, and she seems to be able to pull out a limerick for every occasion. Buy it. You won't be disappointed.
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  • Drusilla Wieloch
    5.0 out of 5 stars French for lovers of spice.
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 18, 2017
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    And boy are some of them rude...although actually most of them are just a bit cheeky. They’re all well written and fun - and I really love the way she’s found rhymes for French places and phrases. I ended up with a big grin on my face and I’m going to give this to all my francophone friends.
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  • Alan Cobb alan cobb
    3.0 out of 5 stars Very good reading
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 28, 2023
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    Good reading enjoyed most of the limericks some more then others, still worth a quick read for lovers of limericks.
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