Nothing to Hide

Prize of a Lifetime: Travel the World with a Celebrity Billionaire Playboy.

Come to LA with us, Roxie…

It will be so much fun!

We have tickets for a late-night talk show!

What could possibly go wrong?

My girls and I do most everything together anyway, so why not go watch this Zairn Lomond guy be interviewed? Jane and Toria are into him, seriously into him. I can shake a proverbial pom-pom for their obsession.

Of course, if someone has to win the round-the-world tour of Lomond's nightclubs, it has to be me. Cool. No big deal. I can work from anywhere and who says no to free five-star travel?

He's suave, charming, everything the hungry media says. Does that mean I'm going to give him a break? Ha! No! If he can't take my sass that's his problem, not mine.

Except he takes it… and gives it right back. Every time I bait him, the smooth operator rises to the challenge.

Play. Have fun. But don't fall for him, Roxie. At the end of the tour, you're going home, and he's jetting off into the sunset. Do not fall for him.

Warning: Contains explicit language and imagery. Suitable only for ages 18 and over.