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I'm single. I'm pregnant. I'm a virgin.

For every cautionary statement, there’s a poor soul serving as the example. For instance, you can get knocked up the first time you have sex. I’m sure there are a lot of examples so let’s skip ahead.

You can get pregnant without penetration. Seriously! I did. And no, I’m not lying.

But I am on a mission. With the 9-month clock ticking away, the Sugar D’s Speed Dating event fills me with hope that I can find a decent guy who’s willing to have some fun and help me lose my virginity before I give birth.

The problem is that none of the speed dating prospects give me tingles. After my boyfriend skipped out on me, my bar is pretty low, but I’m insisting on tingles.

I should have listed that on the application.

Just as I’m losing hope, three security guards walk in, focus their possessive gazes on me, and head straight to my table. They don’t look happy. But they do give me tingles…lots of them.

If I didn’t already do something wrong, I’m about to!

If you love dirty-talking men who have over-the-top ideas of how to please their woman and want to give her babies, you’ll want to grab a seat at Sugar D’s Speed Dating! There’s enough lust, love, and donuts for everyone!

If it sparkles, it’s mine! It’s a fitting mantra for a girl named Adiamond.
But as of today, my life is far from sparkly. My dad plans to swap my ‘untouched status’ to erase his gambling debt.
So when I stumble onto an offer from five well-tailored men who look like they understand my love of the finer things, I craft a game plan that stands to change my status while allowing me to be pampered beyond my wildest dreams.
It’s perfect.
Until my dad’s ‘friends’ catch up with me.

Not only did I fail to understand how dangerous they are, but I may have put five innocent men in danger.
Will their interest in me extend beyond the wild night we shared?

If you don’t like having to choose ‘just one’ when it comes to donuts or men, you better submit an application for Sugar D’s Speed Dating! These heroes are dirty-talkers with over-the-top ideas of how to please their woman…and it involves plenty of diamonds and donuts!

When the guy I’ve had my eye on at the speed dating event sits out a round, the last thing I expect him to do is return with his five brothers!

It doesn’t seem like too much to ask my family to love me for who I am, but it is. On the verge of finding success while pursuing my passion for roller derby, I can’t share my excitement with them.

So when the guy I’m hoping to hook up with at the speed dating event asks if I’m game to meet his five brothers, I’m faced with another huge choice.

I can let my family down once more, because there’s no way they’ll see me and six guys as anything less than crass. Or, I can have a wild night, and hopefully find a true connection with one of the six insanely rich, hot, bearded, older men.

But wait. There’s a third option…I could end up pregnant, all seven of us could connect, and my family could come around to finally accepting me for who I am. Even the crazy roller derby part of me. Yeah, that’s the fantasy—and they live happily ever after—version.

The question is if it’s the right one? There’s one way to find out!

If you don’t like having to choose ‘just one’ when it comes to donuts or men, you better submit an application for Sugar D’s Speed Dating! These heroes are dirty-talkers with over-the-top ideas of how to please their woman…and it involves plenty of beard tickles and babies!