ADVANCE PRAISE FOR "ARMAGEDDON BOYS, BOOK ONE: JUDGMENT DAZE"!

"A brilliant launch to a hilarious new series!"
Some guy

"Wonderful!"
The author's mom

"Burn in hell, a**hole!" The Westboro Baptist Church

FROM BOOKSTORE CLERK TO BADASS

Someone is killing off Seth Brown's half-brothers and he's not going to put up with it. He may suck at remembering to load his gun, but he has something going for him: he is the Messiah.

Well, one of them.

Seth has all the talents you'd expect in a Son of God: he can turn water into a cup of coffee to die for and resurrect his accident-prone cat. Assassins eager to launch the end of the world as we know it? Shouldn't be a problem.

With allies that include a journalist with an afterlife addiction, a valkyrie moonlighting as a homicide detective, and Lucifer himself, what could possibly go wrong?

"SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!"
We hope. Because that would be awesome.