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We're the Weird Aliens Paperback – December 18, 2020
But what if they weren't? What if humans were the ones who all the other aliens talked about, in tones of appreciation, fear, or utter confusion? What if humans weren't the boring ones, but the weirdest things among the stars?
28 authors explore some of the many ways that we can be the talk of the cosmos.
- Print length324 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherBookBaby
- Publication dateDecember 18, 2020
- Dimensions6 x 0.8 x 9 inches
- ISBN-10109833146X
- ISBN-13978-1098331467
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- Publisher : BookBaby
- Publication date : December 18, 2020
- Language : English
- Print length : 324 pages
- ISBN-10 : 109833146X
- ISBN-13 : 978-1098331467
- Item Weight : 1.15 pounds
- Dimensions : 6 x 0.8 x 9 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #3,261,535 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #6,272 in Science Fiction Anthologies (Books)
- #7,754 in Science Fiction Short Stories
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About the authors
Mara Lynn Johnstone grew up in a house on a hill, of which the top floor was built first. She split her time between climbing trees, drawing fantastical things, reading books, and writing her own. There may have been an imaginary friend or ten. She went on to gain a Master's Degree in creative writing, a husband, a son, and two laptop-loving cats. She enjoys writing, drawing, and spending hours discussing made-up things. See more at MaraLynnJohnstone.com
Manuel Royal, like Tristram Shandy, was born with a broken nose and thenceforth meandered through an endless series of digressions. He will die. In between, he lives and writes in Atlanta, Georgia.
https://curiousfictions.com/authors/695-manuel-royal
Chris Bannor is an LGBTQIA+ speculative fiction writer who lives in Southern California. Chris learned her love of genre stories from her mother at an early age and has never veered far from that path. You can find her serial novels on Kindle Vella. Chris has also been published in over 50 anthologies. Her stories range from horror and science fiction, to romance, fantasy, and steampunk.
When Chris isn’t writing, she enjoys movie marathons, binge-watching TV shows, musical theater, and road trips with her family. Otherwise, she is a general homebody who lives with her two teenagers, a cat, and two dogs. You can follow Chris on Facebook @chrisbannorauthor or at her homepage at www.ChrisBannor.com
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"...They were just the right kind of stories: ones where humans are the weird ones, yes, but also they tell stories of humor, of cooperation, of what..." Read more
"...I enjoyed every single story in this collection, which is a rare accomplishment...." Read more
"This collection of stories was okay. I do appreciate the difficulty of writing a short story and each was decent...." Read more
"...This book is full of good stories on that line. We all have opinions about writing style, so some may be more to your liking than others." Read more
Customers appreciate the book's portrayal of human emotion, with one review noting how it showcases new human and alien interrelations.
"...It shows a lot of variance in each work, showcasing new human and alien interrelations in each chapter...." Read more
"...of humor, of cooperation, of what defines sentience, and shows the human soul. 10/10 would recommend." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2020I stumbled on this looking for a book that resembled all the stories I’ve read across various FYH boards and sites, and I think this collection of short stories reflects the spirit of it as perfectly as any book can. It shows a lot of variance in each work, showcasing new human and alien interrelations in each chapter.
I have a few favorites from this book. The first story was the best way to start the book off in my opinion. “The machine” tells of a crashed alien who learns from a man the art of food, of flavor; its not a topic I see all that often elsewhere. Something humanity would see as simple about itself, has resounding artistic and emotional effect on our extraterrestrial neighbors, I found this one to be very lovely.
There are those that highlight humanities more reckless and intimidating side as well. My favorite to include these themes is “human altered”, wherein humanity specializes in technology to the point of altering alien spacecraft for extreme efficiency, to the point where aliens themselves cannot understand it, and therefore need a human to continue using it. Banned from weapons, the human engineer in this story gets creative when an enemy spacecraft arrives...and I shall not spoil it any further.
There are many more that I loved, from aliens meeting a cat for the first time, to the subject of humans willingly poisoning themselves (alcohol), and even one opportunistic human taking advantage of poor chumps trying to learn “humanities secret to success” before any other species can (spoiler: the secret is not what you may initially expect...), the book is not without its faults.
I find that some of the themes/general plot lines repeating in some of the stories. Most of the time, it was fine, as the new story would take the plot and integrate at least something new into it. But not always. For comparison, (and definite spoilers for this one), “bite back” is a story showing how devastating a human bite can have on another alien character. That humans can be dangerous in something as simple as a nip, for our teeth are coated in ridiculous amounts of bacteria. I enjoyed this one, it was well paced and got to the point without any hang ups. A couple of chapters later, however, is a story called “saber toothed licker”. It takes the theme of humans having gross mouths, and diminishes its impact ten fold. Basically, an alien mother worries over her child after a human child licked them. Not to worry though, for there are no consequences from this, unlike in “bite back” where the alien bitten eventually dies from infection. I feel like the entire second story could have been vetoed from this book, and it would have been all the better for it. (Or that it incorporated something new alongside the theme of biting/licking.)
To be fair, this is the only story in the book that is just a pale shade of another chapter. All the others have their own defining characteristics that make them great to read on their own.
If you like to frequent FYH sections like I do, or are just looking on refreshing human-alien relations where humanity is the weird one (or even just a story where the aliens aren’t all space monsters...) then I highly recommend this book to you.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2023This book was everything I was looking for. I don’t have the best attention span, nor do I have the energy to spend hours reading, so I enjoyed that these were a collection of short stories I could read one or two at a time. They were just the right kind of stories: ones where humans are the weird ones, yes, but also they tell stories of humor, of cooperation, of what defines sentience, and shows the human soul. 10/10 would recommend.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2021Since the invention of the genre, Science Fiction has examined what it means to be human. Stories with Aliens usually make humans the 'average' in the galaxy, and give aliens one or two human traits amplified to the Nth degree. This collection reverses the trope, making humans the ones who are odd, who are extreme in the eyes of aliens. Some of these stories made me think, one or two actually brought a tear to my eye.
Most of them gave me the giggles. Yes, there is plenty to think of in this book after you put it down, but most of all it is FUN. I laughed out loud. I got looks from my spouse who kept wondering what I was reading. I enjoyed every single story in this collection, which is a rare accomplishment. And I'll be keeping it loaded on my phone for when I need in hard times.
I really love this book, and just wish there was a sequel.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2022This collection of stories was okay. I do appreciate the difficulty of writing a short story and each was decent. The collection as a whole didn't work for me.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2020I have taken in love with humans are space orcs stories and look forward to it becoming a genre... I want to support it!
This book is full of good stories on that line. We all have opinions about writing style, so some may be more to your liking than others.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2021Bought as a gift for my 23 year old son. He loves this book
- Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2021Purchased 2 books as Christmas presents and both love the books so very much!!!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2022The Humanity, F@ck Yeah/Human Wave genre is supposed to be affirming and human positive. This collection doesn't do that very well and has strong wokist tendencies. There are better options in the Human Wave genre