The Upside to Injury...

WIFE: "I need to take a core tissue sample out of your right thigh."

ME: "Yikes...is that necessary?"

WIFE: "Well, we need to find out what's going on with your blood pressure and the most accurate way is to send monthly core samples to this guy in Mexico."

ME: "Mexico?..."

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