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Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody (Short Comedy Horror with Zombies) Kindle Edition


A parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bear.

Once upon a time there were three bears, but after the government failed to stop toxic dumping in their forest and Baby Bear come across a leaking metal drum, they became the three zombears. They do not need a visit from Goldilocks to complicate their lives further, but, alas, that is their fate.

"Braaaaaiiins!"

Hear this story narrated at my YouTube channel - Tales with Tasha.

Also contains 4 bonus micro zombie horror stories.

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Delightful Short Stories

Tales with Tasha - The Channel

Over at Tales with Tasha, we love stories. We have fantasy, sci-fi, paranormal, romance, horror and lots more.

We have micro stories on YouTube Shorts for every day, Monday to Thursday, and each Friday we have a longer story to really satisfy our members.

So that our viewers can enjoy our content, between episodes, even when not online, we have eBook versions of all our longer stories available here on Amazon.

Collect and Keep All the Books from Tales with Tasha

Listen and watch the stories on YouTube and read along with your own copy of the tale.

Download the captivating stories and keep them safe, ready for those moments when only the written word will do.

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A Selection of the Titles from Tales with Tasha

  • Haunted Places: An A to Z of Fictional Ghost Stories Inspired by Real Haunted Locations in England
  • Dance of the Dead: Vampires & Battle
  • Of Princesses and Curses (A Short Contemporary Fantasy Vampire Romance Inspired by Sleeping Beauty)
  • Place of the Gods: Traps and Tricksters
  • Merry Midwinter: The Magic of the Season
  • Lone Wolf: A Hunting Musunderstanding
  • Red Wolfsbane: Daggers of Vengeance – A Darker Take on Little Red Riding Hood
  • Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Fairy Tale Zombie Parody
A Monstrous Re-Envisioning of the Little Mermaid
Red Wolfsbane: Dagger of Vengeance
Power Play: Appearances Can Be Deceiving
Goldilocks and the Three Zombears: A Parody
Merry Mid-Winter [A Fantastical Tale Inspired by A Christmas Carol by Disckens]
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Length Short Story & 4 Micro Stories Short Story & 4 Micro Stories Short Story & 4 Micro Stories Short Story & 4 Micro Stories Short Story
Description When a mermaid falls in love, it is a dangerous thing. It can control them. That is why the little mermaid has gone to the creature that hides in the dark. This creature can give her the power to walk on the land, but at what cost? Bavan is a werewolf and when he sees an intruder in a red coat in his woods, he follows her. She smells of wolfsbane, like a hunter. Hunters murdered Bavan's father and he burns for revenge. Cinderella, but with witches. Prince George is seeking a wife. Cinders is seeking her target. It really isn't hard to prey on the prince's weaknesses and play up to him as the demure young maiden. Once upon a time there were three bears, but after the government failed to stop toxic dumping in their forest and Baby Bear come across a leaking metal drum, they became the three zombears. They do not need a visit from Goldilocks. Ebenzia is a fairy. A fairy's single task is to see to the welfare of those beings under their care, but Ebenzia hoards magic rather than using it for the good of all. A visit from Marley's ghost starts events that may bring her to madness.
Genre Fairy Tale Fairy Tale Fairy Tale Fairy Tale Fantasy
Sub-Genre Vampire Werewolves Witches Zombies Fairies
Inspired by The Little Mermaid Little Red Riding Hood Cinderella Goldilocks & The Three Bears A Christmas Carol
First Published January 2022 January 2022 January 2022 January 2022 December 2021

Also Available on Amazon - Some of our other titles featured at Tales with Tasha

Castle in the Air - on a tablet in front of a wall

Castle in the Air: Of Princesses and Curses

A modern fairy tale inspired by Sleeping Beauty and given a paranormal makeover.

When she was a little girl, Katie's Great Nana Brenna used to tell her stories about a castle that only appears every one-hundred years, and a princess who sleeps away a dark curse when her castle is hidden so she does not have to slaughter unwary suitors and feast on their blood. Nana Brenna saw that castle when she was young, and now Katie intends to see it too.

Dance of the Dead: Vampires & Battle on a tablet in front of a wall

Dance of the Dead: Vampires & Battle

Jagati has seen more battlefields than she can count over the centuries. She and her team move from war to war, doing what they can for the living and bringing peace to the dying. On an alien world she is about to encounter something new, even to her.

Dragon Sight: Warlocks, Portals and Destiny on a tablet in front of a wall

Dragon Sight: Warlocks, Portals & Destiny

Alianara is the last of her generation of dragons, entrusted with seeing the new clutch born into the world. However, her peaceful existence is interrupted when a young human crashes into her cavern where she is brooding her eggs. The intrusion is unexpected and has even more startling consequences.

About Secrets: Of Evil & Magic on a tablet in front of a wall

About Secrets: Of Evil & Magic

Two thrilling dark fantasy short stories based on the concept of urban legends.

Knowing – Once you know a thing, you can never unknow it. Sometimes this is more dangerous than you could possibly imagine.

Mightier – Some responsibilities cut deeper than most and are written in blood.

Place of the Gods: Of Traps and Tricksters - eBook

Place of the Gods: Traps and Tricksters

Joel knew he shouldn't have touched the exhibit, but his impulse control had always been crap. Now he's faced with actual gods and goddesses from all over history who are looking to him for help. He is in so much trouble, he can tell.

eBook on eReader Tablet - Haunted Places

Haunted Places: A selection of ghost stories.

An A to Z of Fictional Ghost Stories Inspired by Real Haunted Locations in Kent, England

26 short stories inspired by an A to Z of Haunted Places in Kent, England.

Did you know there is a passage in Canterbury haunted by the tormented soul of a woman who murdered her master and was condemned to be buried under its heavy flag stones? Or how about the playful poltergeist in the Theatre Royal, Chatham?

These and more have inspired new, fictional ghostly tales to tingle the spines of all lovers of the spooky and unnatural. Lost sailors, abandoned women, and ghastly phantoms all grace these pages ready to set the hairs on the back of every neck standing up.

Make sure to read this book with all the lights on.

Lone Wolf: A Hunting Misunderstanding - eBook

Lone Wolf: A Hunting Misunderstanding

Short, humorous werewolf adventure.

Karl is a werewolf and lives quietly, mostly off the grid, and expects the world to leave him alone the way he does with it. Unfortunately, his peaceful existence had been interrupted by hunters, werewolf hunters. He is most put out that he has to deal with armed intruders in the middle of the night.

Journey to the Babe - eBook - Fantasy Christmas Inspired Story

Journey to the Babe

A Fantasy Christmas Magi Re-Imagining.

Hekima, Kuimari and Neema are the last of their kinds, unicorn, dragon and fae respectively. They have remained to see the birth of the child who will bring magic back into the world, and that time is now. They must journey from their homes, spreading their message to give their gifts to the child.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09RB4XBTC
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Wittegen Press
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 26, 2022
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.0 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 23 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled

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Natasha Duncan-Drake
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Natasha is a British author living with her husband in the SE of England. She has been publishing genre fiction with Wittegen Press since 2011. Her work includes everything from horror to YA fantasy, and she has never met a genre she didn’t like. A prolific producer of short stories and novels alike, Natasha currently has a large back catalogue with further releases always imminent.

Natasha was inspired to start writing way back as a pre-teen after she read The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien. She is a big fan of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror in all forms, and is a big advocate of fanfiction as a great tool for writers to polish their skills in a welcoming and supportive community.

And if you enjoy your fiction on the naughtier side, check out Natasha's alter ego, Virginia Waytes, her Sexy Stories Podcast on all your favourite podcast sites, and the books that go with it. The Manor is an adult only club in the heart of the English countryside where supernatural beings live, work, and play.

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