Someone has just released a virus capable of infecting the most advanced computer of all — the human brain. Fortunately, it has just been discovered by a brilliant computer programmer. Unfortunately, that programmer is Eddy Pending.

Eddy isn't your typical criminal hacker with a dark personal past. He's far more messed up than that. Eddy's past is a dark maze of madness,bizarre family members, and truly terrible life choices. So, when the Men in Rose Coloured Glasses show up at his door armed with business cards that can kill on sight, Eddy knows the right thing to do. Run.