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The Stinky Stump Kindle Edition

by D E McCluskey (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 47 ratings
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Enter the world of The Royal Curtain, Amsterdam’s premier gentleman’s club.

Here you can have as good a time as your money can stretch. You can watch the dancers, have a private dance, you can take things even further. For the right price you can go to the backstage, where you can meet The Stinky Stump. She is the ultimate good time, a stag legend. Can you last ten minutes with her, if you can you become a legend yourself, and all your drinks are paid for that night.

Can you imagine the kudos you’ll receive from all your friends? To the shouts of ‘Lick The Stump’ stag after stag will step up to test their mantle.

Chrissy is The Stinky Stump. She is a midget sex worker. She doesn’t wash, she’s covered in absolutely everything nastyyou can think of…

It’s all just a laugh.

But how did the legend of The Stump begin? Where did she come from, and how did she get where she is? Are their people out there who care for her, and wonder what has become of her?

The ballad of The Stinky Stump will repulse, and move you in equal measures.

DE McCluskey brings you splatterpunk, but he’s giving you a whole lot more too. This tale takes Ozzie’s kebabs to a brand new level.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CKVJYJDH
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ The Evil Cookie Publishing; 1st edition (October 15, 2023)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 15, 2023
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2142 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 200 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 47 ratings

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DE McCluskey

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D E McCluskey was born in 1973, in Liverpool, England. He is the author of novels, graphic novels and comics. He lives with his daughter (an author in her own right (at the age of 8) with her children's adventure The Hangry Hamster), his partner, her daughter, and a sausage dog called Ted.

He began writing in 2011, creating his first comic publication entitled Interesting Tymes, an anthology of short horror stories written in rhyme for children and adults. This was quickly followed by the second in the series, along with a spin off. Dave then moved on to more adult related fiction, releasing a number of one-shot comics, followed by his first, full length book, the graphic novel, Doppelgänger.

More graphic novels and comics ensued, including a collaboration with artist Joe Matthews to produce a retelling of the classic Christmas tale, A Christmas Carol, only this time rewritten completely in rhyme.

Dave then turned his sights onto writing novels. His debut novel The Twelve was released in 2017 to great reviews. This was followed by a collaboration with a local, Liverpool music historian, to produce a historical thriller called In The Mood… For Murder, based in Liverpool in 1946.

Dave likes to work mostly in dark, or mainstream horror, although he has cross genres into extreme horror, comedy, thrillers, romantic drama, and children's books.

He is also working with a number of other authors/comic creators, in collaborations in their works.

Comics:

Interesting Tymes

Interesting Tymes x 2

Edward D'Ammage Presents: The Wedding

Wooden Heart

Three Days in the City

The Adventures of Mace Masoch: Hard Times on Planet L'Bido

Short Sharp Shocks

The Few

Sick B*stards (with Matt Shaw)

Eleven (with Matt Shaw)

Graphic Novels:

Doppelgänger

Olf

A Christmas Carol (with Joe Matthews)

DeathDay Presents

DreamCatcher

Novels:

The Twelve

In The Mood for Murder (with Tony Bolland)

CRACK

Z: A Love Story

The Contract (with C. William Giles)

Butterflies

TimeRipper

Mutant Superhero Zombie Killing Disco Cheerleaders from Outer Space (with Uzis)

Glimmer (book 1 in the Glimmer Saga)

The City of the Fireflies (book 2 in the Glimmer Saga)

The Throne of Glimm (book 3 in the Glimmer Saga)

A Seagull's Tale

Guardian (this is NOT poetry)

The Boyfriend

All Of These People Are Going To Die 3: All Of These Kids Are Going To Die

Sing Sing For Murder

Olf: Santa's Naughtiest Reindeer

Novellas:

CRAVINGS

Zola

The Grinkle Nonk

The Special Stuff

The Stinky Stump

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Nemanja
5.0 out of 5 stars Gross
Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2024
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This was so disgusting but if you can stomach it you’d be rewarded with great characterization and a satisfying payoff!
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Theresa L. Meiser
5.0 out of 5 stars The Stinky Stump
Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2024
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What shall I say? lol. This is definitely an adult novel. Definitely disgusting. So much so I couldn’t stop reading. Definitely entertaining. But, sad too. My heart bleeds for that girl.
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Splatter Punk Princess
5.0 out of 5 stars More than meets the eye
Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2024
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This is a heroic and disgustingly beautiful take of revenge. I loved it. Ye be warned if your stomach is weak!
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Lisa Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars Vile and moving extreme horror
Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2023
The Stinky Stump by DE McCluskey is surprisingly both vile and moving. There is a pro move level of grotesquerie that will challenge even the strongest of steel stomachs. But the graphic nastiness serves to poignantly punctuate a deeper story that speaks to abuse in its many forms.

Don’t get me wrong, this is a forthright and fast-paced extreme horror story. But it has a powerful plot that engages your mind and emotions as well as your gag reflex. It’s an excellent read, as long as you aren’t eating. There’s even some dark humor. Really dark.

The fun part is the connection to DE McCluskey’s novella The Special Stuff. No, you don’t have to have read it first, but you will want to if you haven’t. And as with The Special Stuff, The Stinky Stump takes a real-life issue and exaggerates (one hopes it’s exaggerated) and twists it into a perverse and brutal fairy tale like story that will gross you out in every way for days to come.

This one brings the filth and debauchery right out of the gate, so brace yourself. It’s a hardcore and impactful read that extreme horror fans will love. But extreme horror fans only, please.
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Laura
5.0 out of 5 stars How far will you go to escape the only hell you know?
Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2023
I absolutely LOVED this novel. This was hands down favorite book I’ve read by Dave and that’s by a landslide. This one breaks away from his regular shock factor and gross nature for a bit, adding an entirely extra character experience with such a strong backstory.

This story follows 17 year old, Chrissy, “The Stinky Stump” or as she is latter, and formerly, known as… Christina. She is a midget working in a highly niche market as an entertainer of sorts at her fathers night club. Years of torture, neglect, and grooming have given way to a severe case of Stockholm syndrome and a girl in a serious identity crisis desperate to escape the only life she knows. But when the opportunity presents itself, you learn just how far a mothers love will go to protect the only child she ever bore.

This book had a special place in my heart for some very personal reasons. It was shocking, it was brutal, and it was at points rather funny. This story was a simmering pot of incredible visuals, and creative writing to serve the reader a truly unique experience.
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Tyler Rausch
5.0 out of 5 stars A goopy tale of trauma, love, and a healthy serving of the special stuff.
Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2023
Stuffed to the brim with bodily fluids from beginning to end. Intertwined with the sexual debauchery and cackling, mustache twirling levels of evil, is a wonderfully written story of overcoming trauma and adversity.

A must read for lovers of filth and exasperating “WTF” moments littered with dark humor.

I especially loved the small call back to our dearest boy Gordon, may he rest easy and cheesy.
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Charlotte Wood
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 30, 2023
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So our mate McCluskey is extremely good at descriptions of disgusting stuff and once again hasn’t failed to deliver. I heaved more than once probably more than Zola and that’s saying something. Anyway this is a wonderful story, it’s sad and the ending is a happy one (makes a change)
Anyway do yourself a favour a read The Stink Stump. Get past chapter one of vomit inducing descriptions and delve into a really good story.
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