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The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit Kindle Edition

4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 30 ratings

Your parents are lying bags of dicks, everything you ever had a nightmare about is real, and probably was hiding under your bed.

Parallel dimensions exist, let's get that out of the way right now. What matters more is that something is causing them to merge. A process, to put it bluntly, that can only be described as slamming one's tit in the proverbial plane of existence’s door… or simply put, maximum unpleasantness in all the wrong places.

Monsters, creatures, anything really that can trigger that burning fear sensation that makes you wish you were already dead, they are real. Like real-real, like really-really real. Trust me, but also no one… see what I did there? The Aurora Wasteland seems to be the epicenter of it all. A focal point for the strange and weird. It’s an area that lives beyond man-made borders. A place made up of people you wouldn’t want to meet. People you wouldn’t want to be, because escaping from the nightmare that is the Aurora Wasteland, well, that’s just not possible.

Logan, Gabe, Monahan, and Jeff are and have been best friends since childhood, only they’ve never met, except they have and know everything and nothing about each other. Perfect stranger and the tightest of friends. Makes sense? Because it shouldn’t, it doesn’t to them.

Not that any of that matters, because as their dimension merges with another, they seem to be the only ones that remember anything about it… the old dimension that is. Even then, only their memories remain, while their lives have been swapped out like a saggy bag of gold. Merged with the them from the new dimension. It’s ok to be confused, none of it makes sense to them either, even if it should.

Then there is Patty, the fifth friend they didn’t even know they had, except they did. Patty knew it was coming and tried to stop it, The Merge that is. Only he failed and died graphically for it. Dragging the knowledge he had about everything to his grave. Now the four friends have to figure out how to try to pry themselves out of this dimension and to get home if it’s even possible. All while navigating their new lives, relationships, and the strange and weird known as The Aurora Wasteland, that just keeps pulling them in deeper.

Lost and with little to go on, a book by the title of TETHERED is found to be left specifically for them. A book written by the so-called discoverer of The Aurora Wasteland. A book whose contents may seemingly be more important to them than they know.

It’s ok to be confused and scared, but I should warn you, if you’re reading this, then it’s already too late. The Aurora Wasteland has you. It knows you. There is no escape. Trust me, because well… it’s better you just figure out what’s going on, for your own sake and sanity. Read, watch, listen, do that you have to do, consume it all. Because you’ll need it.

Welcome to The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit and the AURORA WASTELAND.

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Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09WL83YNB
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (June 7, 2022)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 7, 2022
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 19336 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 169 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 30 ratings

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Vaughn Ashby
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Vaughn Ashby is the bestselling horror author of Tethered, Brightness Falls, & The Axe. He’s also a multi-view YouTube creator, & wannabe Podcaster.

Ash, or Uncle Ashby to you, holds degrees in Body Head Separation, Spacial Realignment, & Family Member seducing Time Travel from the schools of Netflix, Blockbuster, & The Local Cinema. Vaughn also recently completed his Masters in Scifi Horror wring from the school of YM, better known as Your Mom.

Before being dragged into the world of writing kicking and screaming, he was a simple bearded human male with poor spelling skills. He was, and this is just true, not a robot, definitely not a human killing robot, with plans of wiping out the human race through writing complex plots that involve adult humor and sexiness.

Vaughn has watched multiple Masterclasses by Aaron Sorkin, Neil Gaimen, Margaret Atwood, & Gordon Ramsey, though not all the way through. He’s also the Winner of the Aurora Wasteland award, for being the only writer to write in that Literary Universe, that he created.

His passions include Whiskey, Tattoos, Movies, Writing, & Horror.

Find out more about Vaughn at VaughnAshby.com

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4.2 out of 5 stars
4.2 out of 5
30 global ratings

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Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2022
At 2 chapters in I would call this more of a sci-fi than a horror. Despite not being that far into it, I felt compelled to leave a review. I love when writing is actually skilled and original on top of being pretty funny. I Immediately bought the other two In the series after the first two chapters of the free one. Can't wait to see how this plays out. This author reminds me of a more leud version of Douglas Adams. A complex and original story told with a wonderfully dry humor. I'm immediately a fan.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2023
This was a rather strange read . I am an Honest ARC reviewer the characters change as the merge occurs , What crazy happenings .The only people that remember their lives from before are all tied together from a childhood event. Definitely not for everyone this book should have an R rating for the language.
Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2023
I liked the merging of their world into the new one. With everyone changing into who they were in the new reality. It definitely kept me guessing throughout the story. I would definitely recommend this if you like science fiction.
Reviewed in the United States on January 5, 2023
Not boring at all loved the story line and the characters. Great job keep up you good work. I would love to read more from this amazing author with some great stories
Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2023
I really enjoyed this book and all the twists and turns. I think the narrator did a great job, but I would have liked a little more variety in the character voices.
Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2022
While I would like to give this author a glowing review, I am not sure I should be encouraging him.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2023
The story seemed like it would be a good book. It was when I read it, but the narrator seemed like it was recorded with a computer voice. Sounded monotoned and made it hard to really get into the book.
Reviewed in the United States on July 10, 2022
There is a place that is either real or imagined it’s called the Aurora Wasteland. If it is real we are in big trouble. The Aurora Wasteland’s a place where your strangest dreams can romp across your mind. Even stranger dreams are on offer here, so strange they might make you question your own imagination. The author reveals his imagination to us sometimes in spoonfuls, sometimes in buckets and when necessary in wheelbarrows full. The characters are amazingly well constructed, they survive through constant changes in form, thoughts and even identities at times.
This book is a demanding read that rewards the reader with hilarity amongst the carnage and destruction. I highly recommend this novel to anyone that enjoys walking across the writer’s psyche and sense of humor.

The story is definitely adult fare.

I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Jolly good
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 22, 2023
The sentences started with capital letters. They ended with full stops (USA periods)
Reading from left to right it started at the beginning and...........I love love love this author but from his bio I think he obsesses over tattoos and whisky far too much. Good book though.
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