DO YOU THINK THE WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT?
You are not alone.
127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot is chock full of 127 hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with tongue-in-cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic.
Why?
Because we're all collectively treating each other worse than ever before. We talk to each other like dickheads. We drive like pricks. We leave piss on the toilet seat. We shake hands as if they’ve turned into floppy fish. We treat money as the be-all and end-all.
Yann thinks this is down to us slowly losing touch with our own humanity. In other words, we care more about ourselves than the person next to us.
Sure, capitalism and technology are partly to blame.
But at the end of the day, if we don’t start treating each other a little better, we’re all truly fucked. There’s no way in hell we’ll be able to work together long enough to resolve the catastrophic problems coming our way.
Rants include:
- Queue cutting
- Cancel culture
- Buying rounds
- Splitting the bill
- Holding the door open
- Ignoring reserved seating
- Treating pets as humans
- Tailgating
- Reclining plane seats
- Taking the mick
- Conspiracy theorists
& many more!
No one is innocent of being an idiot, including you. It is impossible to read this book and not realise at least one or two ways you’ve started to not give a shit about your fellow human.
Yann hopes that, instead of being a little bitch about it, you’ll use all the reality checks you’ll receive to become a better person who is more aware of how their actions affect others.
Entertainment: Guaranteed
Fucks Given: Zero
Legitimate Reviews
“Brilliant!! But it can’t go on our best seller’s list because most of our readers are idiots”
– Some shit newspaper
“Bought for my idiot friend. Was a prick, still is but at least he knows it now!!”
– An idiot
“The perfect stupid gift for my boyfriend/husband/dad/brother!! They can be a right wanker!”
– Wanker-loving idiot
Get the book now, you muppet. Yann doesn’t care whether you buy it as a Secret Santa piss-take for colleagues, a really stupid gift for Christmas, a birthday present for people you don't like, for bloody Mother’s and Father’s Day, or just because you like books that take the mick. Just buy the thing and start your journey towards being less of a twat.
Still don’t know if ‘127 Reasons Why You Are An Idiot’ is for you? If you enjoyed Mark Manson’s, ‘The subtle art of not giving a f*ck’, Laura Clery’s, ‘Idiots’, Thomas Erikson’s, ‘Surrounded by idiots’ or Karl Pilkington’s, ‘An idiot abroad’, you’ll love this! You’ll also feel right at home if you relate to the logic and pull no punches style of outspoken people like Ricky Gervais, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and James Haskell.
